This pilot wants to modify weather just cuz they can. If their plane were bound for Florida it would be a different matter entirely.

The airport next to Maralago now says on the FAA National Airspace System status website that it is closed to weather modification aircraft. What in the hell??? nasstatus.faa.gov

I’m so glad my bf is almost back. ✈️

Reduced air traffic control (ATC) capacity is going to increase flight diversions, which will cost airlines lots of money. And that assumes crew and passengers can efficiently get through TSA.

She got ATLed

I keep thinking about this one from Eliot: "Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?”

One day I saw this in our supermarket in France. I had soooo many questions. Still do.

Sound up for purrs 🐱

Tell us how you really feel. 👀

Made some baguettes to keep the children fed. 🥖

Someone in 8D must be very upset that they can’t get their Fox News drip coming back from The Bahamas.

When a plane goes into a spin, pilots need to pull the throttle all the way back to recover. Seems like an apt metaphor for 2025.

This pilot wants to be sure they can slide right in.

An actress flashed a limp wrist at me and the gays I was hanging out with at Worlds of Fun the other night. It seemed like a bit of fun between all of us in the moment… but was it? 🤔

Whoever invented Monday made it depressing af. Sick bastard.

Inbound with kiddos.

I just had a nap and I feel like my entire week is gonna be different than before the nap. 😴

Twenty hours to relax and reset before kids come along. 💕

Soaring through the air is magic.

Are you ready for it? It = warm turkey sandwich.

After two days of toil the sky gods smiled and gave me the best seat 💺

End of an era. 🏡 Such a cute house that had my bf’s soul.

haunted park after dark

Drop the floor, You’re out the door. Fly high patriots!

Drop the floor, You’re out the door. Fly high patriots!

What would you do for your very own box of Delta Biscoff?

Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?

Flights to Kansas City filled up, so we get to drive down from Omaha.

🔺Delta keeps climbing

It’s nice knowing that our cat is content with my favorite aunt who is watching her this week.

It’s breast cancer awareness month. 💕 I hope nobody loses someone they care about to it.

Today is the interairline through check-in working group. ✈️ For those with eyes to see and ears to hear, let them see and hear. 👀

Dedicating this one to my “birds aren’t real” friends out there. 🦅

Hotel workouts count double.

Not even Trump will stay in Atlantic City.

I’ll take “Things I’d Never Hear Chuck Schumer Say” for $100, Alex.

Earlier today, Joshua Hawley, the senator from Missouri was shrieking at the Frontier Airlines CEO for having the audacity to collect $40 million in bag fees from traveling Americans. Meanwhile… Hawley voted to cancel $1 trillion dollars in healthcare spending for Americans. What the hell?

My friend is about to get his guts rearranged. By a surgeon. For an ulcer. What did you think I meant? 👀 Sending tons of healing vibes his way.

Seattle looks so pretty today 🤩 I loved growing up here and I love living here. Don’t tread on us.

Heading to work in Minneapolis.

Loads of loads. 🧺 Kids make so much laundry.

Minty fresh 🌱 Happy jetting! ✈️

Could be set in SpongeBob case tbh

The other thing about Eurostar is that it’s powered by these reactors. Jets aren’t. ✈️ 0g CO2. 🪄☢️ Nothing comes from nowhere, least of all energy. Let’s spend ours on creating future wealth and abundance for everyone rather than being misers and petty virtue hoarders that shame poor people.

How long do you think they punished everyone by leaving the sign on?

mirror mirror on the wall will they pick toledo after all?

There’s a spot in hell for execs who goose up their bonuses by making customer service so painful that people give up. When a goose gets too fat its liver explodes… 🪿💥

To Belgium by Sabena ✈️ A nice reminder of our adventures.

Hide and seek 🐈‍⬛

DARVO: Deny Attack Reverse victim & offender