Or Bodo ... 👀

Athleti then...

Half a £billion + to build your own bogey ground, only bettered by Spuds who went the whole hog and spunked a whole £bill creating theirs! 🤣🤣 #UTMPBR

Just like to thank my footy team for saving my/our day. #LFC #UTMPBR

All about Rio that win. Beating defenders. #LFC

Last minute FC. #LFC

A WINGER BEATS THE FULL BACK AND CROSSES.

Bring Darwin... scrap that thought.

Spurning a golden opportunity to draw ourselves closer to the top 4. #LFC

Mac's usual 'writhing in agony' effort for this week.

Pocketed by Nico.

Couldn't beat an egg these days.

Get Gomez on...more chance of him scoring at this rate. #JoMez #LFC

Come on 2nd half FC. #LFC

Quality banter...🤣🤣

🤣🤣 Nail on proverbial.

Have we won a 50/50 .... this match/season? #LFC

Can someone give us a shout when/if the Reds turn up please. Ta. #LFC

Fans as slack as the team currently.

No Diogo song on 20th minute? #LFC

Hope it's nothing to serious, niggle or knock from training? #Wirtz #LFC

Champs v Scabs FC #UTMPBR

Proper Evermoanian.

Met a lad from Palestine. He’s been in Liverpool for over a week now. He knows nobody and has nothing. We’ve given him food/clothes he’s been to play footy with the DJK House crew. . If you can donate, please do so here: paypal.me/DJKHouse I’m gonna take him shopping for toiletries etc

Champs v Brighton Rock & Pier FC #UTMPBR

Champions v Makums #UTMPBR

Incitement? 🤣🤣Isn't Glenn Hoddle available? 🤣🤣

Player gets injured after signing for us? Couldn't make it up. #LFC

John Virgo, Snooker Loopy and his impressions of players of the day will always be remembered by those introduced to snooker in the late 70s via the latest technology of the era, the colour TV set. RIP JV 🙏 ⚪️🔴🟡🟢🟤🔵🟣⚫️

I advocate pushing players up the pitch when defending a corner, have been suggesting it for years. Newcastle employed the tactic at the weekend v us, people around me asking what was going on, asking why we had 3 defending after they pushed 2 up near the halfway line! Standard back in the day. 🤣

Me too! Not to perturbed about tamhat though. 😊

Simon Hooper is a cnut! There, I needed to say that out loud. #PGMOL

This might be it. Ekitike & Wirtz, Could be our regenerated Keegan & Toshack, we just need a Stevie Heighway and believe me Cody Gakpo is not our answer! #LFC

Corner turning? Who knows? Nice to get some confidence heading into the City game. Stranger instances have changed seasons 👀. #LFC

Marge 'Cucarella' Simpson, the tart. Shit himself.

Champs v Horse Punchers. #COYR #UTMPBR

Frimpong out for several weeks(not months as was rumoured yesterday) still not calling it good news, settle for better news at this point. My days of recycling hearsay are over after passing on proported news of this injury from a good friend. Short and sweet, lesson learned. #LFC #NITK

Fair point. Not made up, made aware by people I know who have club connections. Happy to be wrong and will have learned a lesson if it is. They have been correct previously.

Jurgen heading back to Anfield! #LFC

Just do the job and get into the top group of 8 for last 16. All we ask is for a performance that involves passing forwards, pace up top coupled with the desire, passion and spirit plus a clean sheet with a handful of goals. Not a lot to ask for, basics for a Liverpool team surely? #COYR #UTMPBR

Champs v Kwikibag Just get the job done Redmen! #UTMPBR

The 'We all ****ing hate Leeds!" song most clubs used to belt out playing them...miss that. #thosewerethedays

Slot?

Robbo to stay. In other news; Gomez made of soggy Rich Tea biscuits. #LFC

"You're taking the fuckin piss" #IYNYK #LFC

The Reds and Paddy coming second. Shite tha'

Embarrassing. Unacceptable. #LFC

Sloppy by Virgil in both instances.

Revert to a type? Can Slot can pull something out the bag here, Heki has to be introduced early doors. #COYR