✩Star✩ unfortunately i now gave a -30% proficiency to typing because i cut my thumb on a piece of glass while moving my desk Sorry guys 3:

✩Star✩ bleerrghhh

“if i yell out to the gods do you think theyll let me have a concert for them?”

✩Star✩ WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY?? First elphelt is missing Then. She isnt Then cyn the fucking skin walker shows up Then i hear something about a wedding Then a fight between cyn LIKE HUHHHH LET ME CATCH UP TODAY GAHDAM

ALL i can say. Is its peak. Matt mercer my beloved<3

Dispatch is an amazing game. Its fantastic It has humor thats actually funny It really made me FEEL bad about decisions like the telltale games. 11/10. Would highly recommend.

✩Star✩ THESE NEW DISPATCH EPISODES GOT ME ACTUALLY SOBBING

Sits next to.. Leans over to read her book

Elphelt smiled before feeling the arms of the other wrap around her own body and then quickly sliding away. She giggled and looked at Briskets face that started turning more flustered before speaking softly “Its okay, dont apologize for being yourself. Okay?” She gave Brisket a thumbs up and +

✩Star✩ alright time to do some replies while i play Dispatch>;3

Yawns and eats an apple

✩Star✩ oh hey elphelt is back!

“𝕄𝕪 𝕞𝕚𝕔 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕥!” - 𝔼𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕥 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖 | #RP ~ #SFWRP ~ #GUILTYGEARRP ~ #GGRP ~ #MVRP ~ #OpenDMS ~ #RPSKY ~ #GGSTRP | A mostly SFW account of Elphelt Valentine from Guilty Gear -Strive- Some heavy themes may come up. (More info and such in replies!)

#FREEELPHELT!!

ℕ𝕀ℂ𝕆 Real talk, genuinely kind of upset my squeaky clean Elphelt gets taken out back and Old Yeller’d, but actually dangerous people are allowed to just spew their shit. Actually fucking insane. #FREEELPHELT or whatever.

✩Star✩ i swear this is the second time ive seen otaku getting beat up

✩Star✩ OH MY GOSH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU REPLYING TO THAT ALREADY?!? IM ABOUT TO GO LAY DOWN AND REST A BIT SISJJDNE

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS MEK STOP IT!!

Beats you up with roses. “Bonk!”

Friendly admin Crossover and OC friendly! English! DNI Loli or shotacon

✩Star✩ since i have all of you here anywa#FreePalestinetine !

If you ain't guilty why you blocking me

✩Star✩ since i have all of you here anywa#FreePalestinetine !

⚡Pinned⚡ The Immortal Empress and Queen of the people of Inazuma. May her reign be eternal. N/SFW RP Account Lewd themes will be present on the TL. Viewer Discretion advised.

✩Star✩ Oh. Oh yeah this guys going on that block list.

✩Star✩ so should we report that guy and put him on that taboo blocklist?

✩Star✩ same guy messaged me and ended up in my message requests of limbo and Yet bluesky decided to disappear our lovely elphelt?! What the fuck man.

ELPHELT TWIN NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Elphelt allowed the handshake from Bridget while listening to the nervous giggles and blabbing about her situation, her eyes widened and her jaw dropped as she heard that Bridget was essentially scammed out of money “Oh no, thats terrible. Well i cant do much to change your situation buuutt…” +

Elphelt smiled while watching Bridget place a bunch of money on the counter, she placed a hand on the money before sighing softly “Yeah, you could say i grew up on this type of music but.. it was more of a thing i started liking from my.. ‘Mother’ ehe..” she used quotes around ‘mother’ as to say +

Elphelt was sitting at the bar. Her large gun under her arm holding her up as she listens to the openers of her concert essentially just metal screaming into the microphone to try and pump the crowd up.. she drinks a large glass of water and looks at a sheet if paper handed by her stage crew of+

🎤The most perfect theme for her and you give me her SISTERS

🎤OKAY WHY DID A BASTION FROM OW FOLLOW ME?! DOES IT KNOW IM A BASTION MAIN???

📖"How much more will you collect?"📖 Please join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to Asuka R♯! #GGST #Birthday

Sniffle Hug back “sowwy for annoying you” big frown “I was only messing around, i swear!” She went to fix all the messed up ruffled hair that she caused to show she was sorry

The flick of DEATH! Elphelt dramatically flies backwards as she hears those words Tears FLOODING her eyes and fountain out to the floor as she sobs “WAAHHH— DONT DESPISE ME SISTERRRR!!”

“Oop, almost got me— haha” she kept going before taking her palms and smacking them *softly* on Ramlethals face “Alright alright ill admit defeat” she smiles at her sister knowing that she just won the friendly sister rivalry

The game has turned friendly to a battle. Each movement must be precise as to not have her fingers bitten off. She ruffles left.. then right. Then left again Carefully dodging her sisters sharp teeth from ripping those fingies off.

“Jokes on you, im not a yummy hamburger! I taste like roses!” She keeps ruffling her sisters hair with a evil smile In fact shes now gone from ruffling to full on ruining her hairstyle!!

Evil Elphelt laughter. She overpowers the swatting with even more ruffling! “Just admit defeat! I am stronger than you!!”

Ruffle… ruffle.. RUFFLERUFFLERUFFLE—!! “NEVER!!”

And queue the silly little pout “Heyy! My hair” she puffs her cheeks up while looking angry.. I say that yet she looks like a tiny kitten with a mad expression. What damage could she *possibly* do. And in return.. Elphelt ruffles her hair. “payback! Meueueue!!”

“Oh im still charging up, im not even at full Elph-ergy yet!” She puts her hands on her sides and smiles with a enthusiastic nod, she seemed to only be at half percent of how she would usually be. Everyone prepare for the non-stop annoyance of elphelt!

“How long have you been waiting? Surely not that long.” She dusts the cobwebs out of the corner of the profile because fourth wall breaks are funny “I need to hold a concert ASAP because ive been gone for a while! Hopefully my fans will be there!”

She instantly jumped onto her sister and gave her a hug “RAMLETHAL! HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING THIS WHOLE TIME?!” She yells while twirling the other around like a bookbag

Big yawn, big stretch. She rubs her eyes while waking up. It seems that finding a suitable husband takes the energy out of the gal.