We have officially revolted and are free from master Etna, dood!

@etnaafterdark.bsky.social The NSFW alt is here chat.

I've been live-screaming on Twitch, and so many people finally appreciate my beauty! You could be my next tier one sub on my prinny torture stream!

Might bite the bullet and make an NSFW Etna account, and keep this SFW.

I guess I'm abandoning this account. You know, I'll make a statement, but imagine being such an actual piece of shit, you're going to actively doxx dead people. Congratulations pal, you win, you're the biggest piece of shit in the RPC.

/A/ is now literally trying to get my mother's death certificate That man is genuinely going to hell

Made a new account for my Megaman OC! Comment and I'll follow you!

Disgaea 3 still not having a fucking port is infuriating

I stole this

Taser, conductor, it just depends how you use 'em. One zap heals, two zaps sends a lethal shock and kills someone.

Etna is just as shocked that it worked, but hey! It did! "Oh! I've been to countless Netherworlds and I swear, nobody has hair as nice as you, you and I should go to the Gorgeous Netherworld for a spa day sometime!"

"I mean, yeah, you're cool, but I think I need a mech suit, or something! I can only do so much with demonic magic! Maybe I can get a whatever Warrock is!"

"Oh come on, I've played videogames! Cool shit happens when science and magic and science combine! You GOTTA help me, bestie! You know, robots and demons, we're basically the same!"

"Scalpel, she has this electrical thing she used to help reploids, but imagine what you could do with that level of power! I need something cool..."

"You got that museum, we could borrow some of the exhibits, we're besties! What do besties do, you know! Come on, we can do something ~ "

Truth be told, anyone else doing this would be dead and buried, but this was THE WIFE after all, and she did miss her. "You better give me a heads up if you're gonna leave like that again, or I'll cry!"

Guess I'm sharing this again.

Taxes are wonderful! They go to making our cities clean and functional! Anyone who doesn't pay taxes is a criminal!

I'm not even back 24 hours and this fucking idiot HAS to make a new account to start shit with me Get a job, my brother in Christ.

God I hate this guy.

Yeah, because I fucking doxxed my dead relatives and outted my mom as a drug addict to fucking own you! You got me! How is one person actually this fucking stupid, you're a fucking idiot.

Dude, just shut the fuck up and leave. You’re so obnoxiously unaware that you think people are laughing with you when they’re actually laughing at how pathetic it is that you won’t just fucking leave.

Remember, there's never any excuse for violence! You can always talk to your enemies and resolve your differences! An enemy is just a friend you haven't met yet!

I'll get to replying later, but go ahead and roast me!

The succubus begins to sing, smirking the whole time. "God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked~ " You know, you could end up a prinny!"

"Oh! You're like Bam Margera then! That's so cool! I love that punk rock skater shit! Anarchy in the UK and all that!"

Hey! Us demons offering Faustian bargains is a racist stereotype and I don't approve! Can't believe you would stereotype me!

Oh. Yeah, that'll get you sent to hell. Wonder who's gonna be getting your soul... >She pulls out her phone "Oh! Bidding starts at 500 bucks!"

"... You are a wet blanket. What makes you think you're going to hell?"

"So, what's eating you, eh? I obviously touched a nerve. You can trust me, aren't us demons are known for keeping deals and being trustworthy!"

"You can go to hell and just... Visit, you know? You see a lot of people at the Rosen Queen mall! Actors, politicians! Margaret Thatcher was there not too long ago!"

"Aye aye captain!" She gives the most condescending salute she can muster, a demonic grin on her face.

You at least got any fun stories? Dying in a heroic last stand to buy time for your friends? An epic betrayal? Maybe accidentally fragging your commander?

"Hey, you could go to Hell! There's plenty of great vacation spots! You could go to one of the circles and hang out with all the philosophical dudes!"

"Oh yeah, you were a soldier boy, too. Oh! Did you know Chris Redfield? Or Solid Snake? Anyone famous!"

"Uh. Cenobites. Alright, think BDSM demons, but they can only get off on mutilation. You solve a puzzle, big scary guy with nails in his head yells at you, takes you to hell. Sound familiar?"

"Hello! I have come to make an announcement! Justice and love will always win! It's just like those Sentai shows!"

Time for the April fools event. Etna has had a change of heart and purified all the evil in her, and is now unquestionably good!

"Eh. Depends on what Hell you go to. Word of advice, stay away from the cenobites of you visit. They are WEIRD.

She's some doctor for some group of losers called the maverick hunters. Her electricity is supposed to help or something, I dunno, I'm not a robot nerd.

Nah, Scalpel. She's a woman robot thingy. She can make electricity! It's kinda cool. Shame she's too much of a goodie goodie to do anything fun.

They're just the souls of sinners we stuff into penguin suits and they work off their sins. Besides, they explode when we throw em, and they're annoying. You sound like that weird doctor who's always trying to get them to unionize.

Yeah. That whole emancipation proclamation didn't really hit it off in hell. Teehee.

They're more like Slaves. I want something cool!

Subaru has his dragon thing. Aile has bio metal. Scalpel is basically a giant taser. Damn, I need to come up with something cool, and quick. Maybe I could get a bio metal or something.

#𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 most useless minion has arrived!

So I'm gonna make an official callout to anyone who decided to unfriend me or block me because of the lies that /a/ and Gems made. If you're seeing this and want to come back, I'm not gonna hold a grudge. I did lose some pretty good writing partners and would love for them come back.