Why would a demon play fair, bin boy?

Made Yosuke carry all my shopping bags. Told him it’s “Social Link training.” Dude’s at Rank 8 now and still thinks he’s getting a date. The rank 10 reward is me letting him keep both arms.

Laharl tried flexing his “Overlord authority” today. Cute. I flexed my leg and now he’s picking his scarf out of the stratosphere. Know your lane, shorty

Yeah! Food is awesome! You get ham, turkey, stuffing, potatoes, a cold soda, then all the pie I can eat! It's AMAZING.

Yosuke, if you screw up again you're going BACK TO THE PSYCH WARD!!!!

Okay Dinners over Where's the sweets Whip em out, right now!

"where's Laharl? Etna find your overlord! Etna you're a bad vassal! How can you abandon Laharl?" He SUUUUCKS, come on.

>> it's just my headcanon that every demon knows each other and other versions of hell are just different dimensions, so all Hells are real. Etna explicitly avoids the hazbin dimension, the cenobites, and the realm of the entity for varying reasons.

"Yeah, I tend to avoid the other netherworlds. The cenobites are total buzz kills, and that Castlevania realm, all dracula does is brood. " While she's a callous woman, she's always up front and isn't AS prone to violent acts. That's a plus. "Well, I spent a year binging YouTube for a while. " +

ETNA

I'm wishing someone would stuff ME like a turkey tonight, hoho!

Happy thanksgiving to all of you, I'd like to take a moment to everyone who I write with, I'm extremely thankful for you all bearing with me given my circumstances and sporadic nature. I'm extremely blessed to have been accepted by this community, and you guys kick ass.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE DOOM SLAYER IS REAL

The succubus has had her fill, she goes back to her regular cadence and pats the lion on his head with a soft smile. "You're GREEEAT! Like the commercial? Isn't it funny?" She chuckles to herself at least. "Good news is that you're not dead and you're in my netherworld. Think Hell but cushy. +

She's getting way too much joy out of this, she can't stop now, she's getting exactly what she wanted! She gently floated to his eye level, as if staring directly into his soul “We have such sights to show you… sights that will peel your soul like wet parchment from bone.” This is so funny!" +

Oh! He doesn't know where he is, time to screw with him. The succubus giggles as she approaches, putting on the scary demon voice every movie has. "Mortal!" Her voice boomed as she spoke. "You are in hell, you worthless sinner. We have such sights to show you!" She's playing it dead straight.

She was one second away from ripping him a new hole, but he saved it by complimenting her. Her frustration immediately went to a slight blush. "Well, I am the Beauty Queen of the underworld, you know~ "

"Flonne you uh weren't supposed to hear this! I was just sorta..." She trails off, unable to think of an excuse. "Sometimes you annoy the hell out of me, sometimes I wanna fight you and there's times I can't stand you... But you're right. Maybe we can watch some prism rangers or something?"

🐾 Pinned 🐾 "Mrrrow~ Is that a big wallet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me~" The ultimate cat burglar and fastest speedster in the galaxy. Honkai Star Rail Muse, Minors DNI S/NSFW Account Lewd will be on TL Up for most rp!

Huh. A cat thief. Is she one of mine?

"Safe? Uh, you're in the umbral planes! This is a place that makes the Cenobite hell look like a joke! Pretty much anywhere else is safer compared to this!" The succubus smirks, walking up to her friend(?) putting on the most scary demonic voice she can manage, somewhere between a ghoul and a +

In Dead Rising 2 (2010) Chuck's daughter Katey can be seen playing Mega Man. This is a subtle reference to that fact that, unlike the zombies you fight in the game, the Mega Man franchise isn't rising from the dead anytime soon.

"I can't believe it, you came all the way to the umbral planes, the royal hunting grounds for demons, just to come see me! You know how dangerous it is? If the hell priests find you~" She dragged her finger across her own neck, groaning. "But you came to see me, how romantic!"

I’m supposed to be the ultimate evil, but somehow I’m stuck simping for a love-obsessed ex-angel and a height-challenged overlord with the emotional range of a grenade, and if anything ever happens to them I will burn existence itself to ash trying to get them back. That’s how deep this goes.

Desperate? That’s adorable. I’m the reason your species invented the word ‘thirst.’ Look at you—already dehydrated and I haven’t even touched you yet

Just one kiss? Honey, I play for keeps. By the time I’m done, you’ll be tattooing my name across that pretty little heart and paying HL for the privilege. 💜

Kiss me like you mean it, or I’ll kiss you with the business end of my spear. Either way, you’re leaving here marked as Etna’s property. Choose wisely, dood.

"EXCUSE ME?! You did NOT just call these perfect demon masterpieces 'flat' to my face! I'll have your tongue ripped out and fed to the Prinnies while they explode in 4K!"

You know that pretty face doesn't match that nasty attitude. Maybe if you get rid of that "let me talk to the manager" haircut, you'd get some attention ~

Anyway, I'll get to threads tonight and in the morning. Want to do something serious with Etna soon.

>> shame the Megaman community is popping off but I never really broke into the fandom on my OC

Teehee

My favorite thing about Etna is that Flonne and Laharl will tell her not to do something and she'll immediately hit this pose showing it's too late.

>> sorry for the inactivity aside from the occasional shitpost. Health has been dog water and season depression hits hard.

It's Sunday, do you know, go ahead and worship my body, I know it's seductive.

>> what if we start sad depressed Etna arc :)

The succubus queen remains dead silent, merely scooping the smaller creature right into her arms, hugging them tightly. She's obviously in an entirely different mood than usual.

Oh! Thank you so much! That's so cruel, I love that! You sure know how to flatter a demon ~

I counted the steps from my room to the throne today. Four hundred and twelve. I’ve walked them for two centuries and still expect him to be waiting at the end. He never is. The disappointment is the only thing that still feels fresh.

The Title “Beauty Queen” is cute, but I’m holding out for “Supreme Pudding Overlord Who Made Laharl Cry in 4K.”

I promised to be active today, but I wasn't able to get to the urgent care because I don't have money for an Uber. There's always tomorrow chat.

DO I LOOK LIKE A WAFFLE HOUSE SERVER

Anyway if you look like this you can RAW Etna right away She insists.

Zero and zero, a lobster, Roy from fire emblem, a dragon, kratos aurion, a spy crab, acrid from risk of rain and peanut from a certain game The council

If anyone has no family or friends and will be eating Thanksgiving dinner alone, let me know; I need to borrow your chairs.

I'm bout to act up

Anyway, I'm gonna try to go to the hospital again tomorrow and see if they can fix me up. My activity has been sporadic as hell.

>> you know if Elphelt is gone, is Etna divorced or a widow now