Only in America would someone this fucking thick be in charge of the country. Absolutely mindblowingly stupid

The view from across the pond… 😕

Amazing for @bodoglimt.bsky.social and Norwegian football to qualify for the quarter final of @europaleague.bsky.social Lazio in the QF, what a trip that will be!

Imagine being a giant man baby, but also the president of the USA.

Really nice to see Sander Kartum producing for Hearts tonight in an important game.

American finding out what happens when you have a whole host of businessmen and unempathetic bullies in charge of their country. All they care about is money. Not world peace, not people dying, nothing else, other than making money. Aligning with Russia, North Korea and Hungary. Good job America

Basically as expected. Blomberg with his first official start for Glimt after his move from Brann. Nielsen at the back with Bjørtuft out.

An absolute nightmare first game of 2025 for Molde so far. Can't break down Shamrock, now Valdemar Lund gets a straight red before half time. Going to be a long 2nd half.

Celtic pushing for Sondre Ørjasæter apparently now. Decent fees being talked about too. 21 year old, made the step up last season to Sarpsborg and looked the part straight away Goals and assists will come, he is the real deal. Strong dribbler, quick and direct. Hope it happens

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Fantastic win for @bodoglimt.bsky.social on their first game in 2025. Nice to see a team from Israel coming to someone else's home and getting destroyed and going home with nothing. Heia Glimt!

Sander Kartum was due in Edinburgh in yesterday ahead of possibly becoming Hearts' fourth January addition. Spoke to @dweatherston11.bsky.social about the 29-year-old, his slow-burning career, his qualities and where he fits in.

Sander Kartum to Hearts is really cool and I hope it works. Lovely technical footballer and an eye for goal too. Worry about his physicality, but he could be a really useful addition to the Hearts team

Alan Trouten with another two goals for East Fife yesterday. Surely he is the greatest lower league Scottish footballer of all time? Who else even competes with him? Rory McAllister maybe, that's it.

The season is over in Norway, and here is my team of the season. Max 1 player per team, Patrick Berg player of the year for me.

The season is over in Norway, and here is my team of the season. Max 1 player per team, Patrick Berg player of the year for me.

Final day Eliteserien 2024. Technically 3 teams can still win the league, realistically its Brann or Bodø/Glimt. Glimt win it with a win over Lillestrøm, anything else and Brann can win it with a victory over big rivals Viking. Viking win Champions League spot by beating Brann. What a final day!

With the title just one win on Sunday away for @bodoglimt.bsky.social you wonder how much the game against Man United means tonight. But with over 6000 fans going to Manchester, I don't see them rotating, and expect them to give it a good go at OT in their usual style.

What a day for @bodoglimt.bsky.social A week after relinquishing the lead, they are back on top as Brann lose at Molde and Glimt win at Odd. One week to go and a home win over Lillestrøm will be enough for a 4th title in 5 years! Jens Petter Hauge on form again today.

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Waking up to snow and a massive day in Eliteserien2024. Brann travel to Molde with a huge following, just 2 wins and they are champions. @bodoglimt.bsky.social are in Skien to play already relegated Odd looking to put the pressure on. At the bottom, 6 teams battle to avoid the relegation playoff

What a header from Robbo!!! Get in. Cracking result and performance

My main thing was probably making Adrian Durham look like an idiot when he said I had no idea who Andy Robertson was before Liverpool. Other than that... Norwegian football

Currently on week 4 of Papapermisjon here in Levanger and decided I definitely will have time to write a season review of Eliteserien 2024 in the next few weeks. What a year it has been, and still all to play for at the top and the relegation playoff zone with 2 games to go.

Great to see Jens Petter Hauge scoring for Norway yesterday. Its taken a while to get going this year, but the last months he has definitely got his confidence back and starting to look like a player again. @bodoglimt.bsky.social will be hoping he can bring some magic to them for the last 2 games

Well, since my twitter got hacked and the whole platform is adverts, I might as well try talking about football in Norway over here!