Craig said “it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy.” 💀 #SouthernCharm

Imagine saying this while looking like that. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. #RHOP

Mia wants her story to give Modern Family so bad. Unfortunately for her, it’s giving Maury. She tried. #RHOP

Damon said “Heavenly gets along with everyone” with a straight face and that tells me all I need to know about him lol. #Married2Med

“Who was that old lady in the house with her?” - Quad Air Flight Attendant #2 How much do we think Quad paid her to say that about Sweet Tea? Because that girl does not look old lol. #Married2Med

The comic sans white coat is gone. Bullying works. #married2med

I KNOW I didn’t just see Lisa crying to Angie and saying she didn’t want her to take sides, she just wanted her to hear her point of view and why she’s hurt. There’s no way that I saw that, because that’s the EXACT same thing Brownwyn asked of Lisa and she just couldn’t do it… #rhoslc

So over people saying things like “maybe housewives isn’t the show for you” or “you don’t understand what a housewife should be” just because people don’t like a housewife or call them annoying. EVERYONE complains about/dislikes different housewives for their own reasons. It’s part of the fun.

I realize I’m skipping over the point lol but why does Phaedra know the exact number of black men in medical school right now?? #marriedtomedicine

*whispers* I’m over the housewives taglines. They’re never that good anymore and they don’t even come up with them on their own. Get rid of them or go back to the days of just grabbing a clip of something they said during the season and use that.

Zeruiah really had me fooled. I can’t get over it lol. I thought she was gonna be a nice little church girl lol imagine my surprise. The woman is NOT well lol. Every episode she’s hollering about something! #loveafterlockup

Britani is a loser too. Because why are you standing up literally begging for attention?? These women aren’t thinking about you. Now you look more desperate than Heather and that’s sad. BRING. BACK. SHAME. #rhoslc

Everytime I find one of my ppl from The Other App on here

I can’t say it enough…Heather is SUCH a loser. That’s all. #rhoslc

According to Kyle, Dorit exaggerated their friendship and they weren’t that close. If that’s the case, why is she so upset that Dorit didn’t choose her as her favorite Richards sister at Bravocon or that she wasn’t being supportive enough or whatever? What’s the problem? What am I missing? #rhobh

Dying at Erika’s response to Dorit telling her that she and PK separated because we all know she really wanted to have an “I told you so” moment. #rhobh

#Baddies is the only show I can think of that gives #BelowDeck a run for their money as far as ALWAYS being on. When one season ends, a new one begins immediately after that. They’re literally never not on and I love that for me tbh.

Remember what u say to me cuz i never forget.

No❤️

“What Katie’s daughter was saying about us is HORRIFYING.” - Heather, Tamra, Emily No it’s not. Wanna see horrifying? Turn on the news. Open up twitter. That’s horrifying. #rhoc

Trying to recruit all the sluts and funny people from Twitter

An official request for this anxiety to fuck off already.

If my mom was on a reality show when I was 20 years old and some women on the cast were being mean to her, please believe I’d be on the internet talking my shit. Idc idc idc. I don’t play about my mom. #rhoc

I’m tired of Emily’s weird obsession with Jen. I’m tired of Emily projecting her insecurities and childhood trauma on people. I’m just so tired of her. Go to therapy or something. #rhoc

How it feels to join yet another social app and praying for the downfall of Elon