No, it’s Matt Damon. #Svengoolie

You would think someone with enough money to afford and English manor house could spend a little more a a barber who isn’t legally blind. #Svengoolie

Picture it. Upstate New York, 1978. You are 7 years old and your name is Rosemary. Guess what movie was on TV the night before. Your classmates, who were surely not allowed to watch it, are somehow still aware. They think this is HILARIOUS. #Svengoolie #Rosemary’sBaby

… WHAT … #Svengoolie

Oh look the Moonenites are putting on The Wizard of Oz! #Svengoolie

So far this movie has Harryhausen stop motion in much the same way LaCroix has flavor. #Svengoolie

Who would’ve thought the guy who strung lied to his girlfriend and got her in major legal trouble would turn out to be a jerk. #Svengoolie

Wow, this guy is a dick. #Svengoolie

No gloves? I’m sure they’ll be fine. #Svengoolie

Honestly, Kate, good choice. Go back to London and never look back. #Svengoolie

Did I miss a line that would make this make sense? She sold his house while he was out and that’s a good thing?! #Svengoolie

I think her hair is getting higher every time she’s on screen. #Svengoolie

There’s good age makeup and the there’s the pound of silly putty they saddled this guy with. #Svengoolie

Good evening all! Boy this one’s making some editing choices right out of the gate ain’t it. #Svengoolie #FirstMenInTheMoon

Is that a wig or a couple of steel wool pads sewn together? #Svengoolie

Darth Vader is in this, providing the long sought answer to why his body had to be burned instead of just proofing into a force ghost. #Svengoolie

You can live-post while Peter Cushing brings his creature to life during “Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell” tonight on MeTV! Use the hashtag #svengoolie and you judge who’s running the asylum.

In Heaven? YOUR parents? Oh hell no, dear. #Svengoolie

This movie is making me uncomfortable. #Svengoolie

Nice upskirt shot pervs. #Svengoolie

I’m late, but I have no difficulty believing Randy Quaid could be a cannibal. #Svengoolie

And why not?

We’re back to 2 hour episodes? Huh. #Svengoolie

I love the casual, constant smoking around priceless, irreplaceable artifacts. #Svengoolie

… and then he suffocated. #Svengoolie

Alms for the poor unfortunate… buy some chocolate bars to support my trip band camp? #Svengoolie

Is the rabbit’s name Marta? #Svengoolie

The Brylcreem budget on this set must have been astronomical. #Svengoolie

Not if I see you first, creep. #Svengoolie

You know he’s important because he’s wearing his special fancy bathrobe. #Svengoolie

Timeline synchronicity! @steenwes.bsky.social @virtualdustbunny.bsky.social #Svengoolie

Guy’s just been sulking in his pyramid since he lost Doctor Who to Hartnell. #Svengoolie

It’s angry mob o’clock! #Svengoolie

Where does the ladder into the sulphide pit lead to? I dunno, genius. You tell me. #Svengoolie

I hate that the hose commercial is written in half-asses rhymes. #Svengoolie

I still don’t understand why the Monster is wearing the skin of a teddy bear. #Svengoolie

“He does… things… for me. It gets lonely up here.” #Svengoolie

Fiancé: “Peter? Peter Frankenstein?” … I don’t know why that’s funny but it IS. #Svengoolie

This set just screams “built for the stage” to me. #Svengoolie

He’s the Hair Inspector? #Svengoolie

Are there any normal bedrooms here? Perhaps something with an en-suite, maybe not in a hallway with hellish views? #Svengoolie

P.S., sorry about Bela, I can’t get him to leave. #Svengoolie

You can’t tell me this town wouldn’t be a tourist trap. They’d be selling neck bolt keychains and abnorma brain stress balls. #Svengoolie

Look at Mrs. F’s thousand yard stare. She’s heard this so many times, she’s just imagining her next glass of wine. #Svengoolie

And on top of all that, Inspector, Bela Lugosi moved in and he’s not paying rent! #Svengoolie

I didn’t know they were the grandparents in the 2005 version! How cool! #Svengoolie

So the lesson here is that earth is a filthy germ-ridden hellhole. Wash your hands and get vaccinated. #svengoolie

Honestly this is overkill. The aliens are kind of being dicks. #Svengoolie

So everyone hiding in the hills is now blind and radioactive. #Svengoolie

If you have no goggles, turn away (snicker) yeah that’ll help. #Svengoolie