Okay hear me out: #svengoolie and dr zaius as guest judges on #dragula, and the floor show theme is "horror icons.... IN SPAAAAACE". Like the bride mashed up with barbarella or jane jetson.

Timeless advice from yesterday's #breakingcatnews

Just saw a draft kings ad about how their charity provides veterans with jobs. So don't feel bad about that gambling addiction!

Soooo.... is superman stronger during summer and weaker in winter??? #deepthoughts

I've never actually seen a star wars movie in its entirety (not counting the family guy eps) cos i keep falling asleep; so anytime i see bits of the movie i have so many questions. How come in empire leia seems to change clothes every scene whereas han wears the same outfit in like all 70 movies?

"She got deeply depressed every 3 weeks or so" Just list cause of death as "female troubles", sipowicz. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Honestly when you consider the cost of rent in nyc, the ordeal she's about to go through is easily worth it. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Mr rogers, humans, assholes, man city fans, yankee fans, midwestern men who year shorts year-round.

I know that guy is probably singing "god save the king" but my brain is processing what i'm hearing as "oh canada". #facupfinal

I can swap my current library card for a prince one? Hell yes.

Got a wolves tee on, a twins jersey on over it. I don't own any lynx gear or i'd be wearing that too. (The wild don't play tonight, not that i follow hockey)

Hubs: i'm not feeling this movie, are you? Me: nah. It's very disney channel original movie. #svengoolie

"It's exceptionally high in minerals" So's my flintstone vitamin. #svengoolie

The man choosing crackpot experiments over getting married. *shakes head* #svengoolie

Doc.. are you telling me it's not heavy? #svengoolie

What in the jerry lewis is this movie??? #svengoolie

Ooh one of those modern london women drivers with their big hats and right to vote. The countryside is not ready. #svengoolie

It's been so long... #svengoolie

Look at that old man makeup. The unmoving lines on the forehead. Like they just took a strip of bark, painted it flesh, and slapped it on his face. #svengoolie

"Touched by the finger of fate" Ew. No means no. #svengoolie

The kid and i have such deep convos.

Watching wnba. Listening to the announcers talk about how a'ja wilson is in her jean grey era this year. Not much of a marvel reader, but didn't jean go insane and die? (Though i think that literally has happened to every marvel character except uncle ben. He didn't go insane, just died.)

The world is becoming harsher for transgender people right now. Darkness stretches before and behind them, and the pain is growing. Their wish remains simple — to love who they love and live true to themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 This is why we must join hands and change the world with compassion.

Always good to pray to st britney before a pokemon prerelease.

I wonder if the creature eventually finds its way to los angeles.... #svengoolie

Smithers, the ice cream scoop. #svengoolie

You're not even wearing gloves. I know he's dead and all, but we still need to maintain a sterile operating room. #svengoolie

Never thought of repurposing a spinning-wheel into a centrifuge. #svengoolie

"I'm not a murderer, simon". I just dress like one. #svengoolie

Hideous creature they experimented on, but hey at least they gave it comfy pants. #svengoolie

Helder looking so much like young dave foley is taking me out of this movie a bit. #svengoolie

Liked stabbing people in the face with broken glass, mr joe kerr did. Heard he was seen boarding a ship for america. A place called gotham city, i think. #svengoolie

Wow look how white his shirt is! Who said all asylum patients are filthy, drooling lunatics? #svengoolie

Loving christopher lee's look in this one. The curly locks and frilly shirt of a regency consumptive with yaoi manga cheekbones. #svengoolie

I loooove hammer movies but sometimes the acting gives me "are you being served" vibes. And i am unanimous in that. #svengoolie

Just keeping a jarful of eyeballs at room temp??? Omg have you not heard of the food safety danger zone? #svengoolie

80% of a nerd's life is spent standing in line. Happy FCBD to those who celebrate.

Remember that weird phase in the 70s where every dc superhero was a tv anchor? Superman, jack ryder, even billy batson was jack ryder's fill-in.

What do we think: irish resident, or co-owner of a bottle stopper company?

Hubs: yknow they have us paying for team stadiums out of our taxes, the least they could do is air the games on local tv instead of all these different streamers.

A hollywood agent that prioritizes his clients over his 10%?? Now that's fiction. #svengoolie

They'll just let any teenager into a film lot just as long as they say they're editors of the school paper. #svengoolie

Just another wild hollywood party. These gosh darn bobbysoxers! #svengoolie

Jeez louise that's some makeup to seep through the pores and affect the brain. But what if i'm wearing extra grippy primer? #svengoolie

Novocaiiiine for the face. Before i sputter out. #svengoolie

Shame they fired him. I heard their next horror movie was going to be "i was a teenage republican". Real chiller. #svengoolie

"Sometimes i think you prefer the company of monsters." Well, i did start out as a congressional page. #svengoolie

Horror is dead. People want to see pretty girls. You're not gonna see pretty girls possibly topless in a horror movie. #svengoolie

I'm not saying mind-control makeup is a real thing, but i do feel differently wearing full face vs just mascara and bb cream. #svengoolie

As much as i enjoyed this movie the 1st time i saw it on #svengoolie (and i still think this would make a great ep of the monkees); when are they airing "night of the lepus" again???