Is this what the greeks would call a pyrric victory? Or just plain ol homicide? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Could the mcallister sisters stand back to back? I'm short on bullets. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

ARE WE THERE YET? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Welp it's 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and 2 old people in the back seat. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

The kid: he's risking it for a single gun? Me: this is america. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

"We want the boy!" Oh so she's a catholic priest now. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

This nut is all hopped up on buttermilk and religious mania. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Was he the doggy in "marley & me"? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Huh....so wait. Preston and child's "bloodless" rips off "the mist"? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

We're witnessing the start of a megachurch here. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

I've heard of the mindflayer, but a thigh flayer??? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

"Omg david we're a civilized society". Lady let me tell you about america in 2026. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Liquor and aspirin? Sounds like a fun friday night. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Chaos. Darkness. Random fires. Massive instects. Religious nut. Person with the worst goiter ever.Welcome to every gas station convenience store ever. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Hubs: A STORE FULL OF ADULTS CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF ONE KID?! #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

I've seen these creatures before. Their weakness is head and shoulders shampoo. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

The kid re the religious nut: IF YOU WORSHIP HIM SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT THERE??? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

I don't even want to think about what this store's bathroom looks like by this point. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

The kid re the religious nut: CAN THEY SACRIFICE HER?? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Oh wow was that dude on a ghost ship? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Omg why are you letting andre braugher just go out into the mist??? And on black history month, no less. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

NOW THAT'S A KNOIFE #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

My kid re the kid in the movie: what's the probability this stupid kid is homeschooled? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Don't trust her! Her name is marita covarrubias and she's part of the alien conspiracy! #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Omg i would haaate to be trapped anywhere with a religious nut. I'd rather risk the mist. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

"I don't know what this mist is, but there's things in it and it's dangerous." Oh like clam chowder! #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

"What the hell were those tentacles and what were they attached to?" Ohhh buddy, here's some manga to help ya. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

How's gwen going to list thomas jane's credits and not mention HUNG??? #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

I've never seen the mist before but since #houseofsvengoolie has shown the creatures and killed the surprise i guess i should just go finish crocheting that blanket. #svengoolie

Omg why are they showing spoilery bits from the end of the movie??? Good thing i don't care about the plot. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

She's saying she's frigid, john. #svengoolie

The way this movie is shot makes me think wes anderson. #svengoolie

Me: what time is kickoff? Hubs: 5.30 Me: it might as well be midnight! Hubs: i know. It's awful that it's so late. God we're old.

Well she might be free but that's not helping paul, is it? #svengoolie

He turned to stone way faster than papa heights. Pops had time to run home, do some correspondence, chat with the help, pop to the post... #svengoolie

.... so this whole gorgon business is a metaphor for menstruation? #svengoolie

All the information is on the card. #svengoolie

I didn't know christopher lee was playing sherlock holmes in this one. #svengoolie

I don't know if it's the voice or ridiculous facial hair, but christopher lee is giving me will ferrell vibes. #svengoolie

You love each other? You've only interacted for a total of 20mins. #svengoolie

The alien from "to serve man" is in the coffin??? #svengoolie

"You're a fan of chuck jones?" Everyone's a fan of chuck jones, sven. #svengoolie

Him, bones, and agent scully just shouting "i'm a doctor" at each other. #svengoolie

What if you're really nearsighted like me and you see the gorgon but you're not wearing glasses, so you can't make out what you're seeing? Would you still turn to stone? #svengoolie

What, no gorgon ramsay joke? G gorgon liddy? Flash gorgon? #svengoolie

Why is she reciting all this like a kid called in class? #svengoolie

You're concerned? And there's cheesy violin music playing? Lady, you literally just met him!! #svengoolie

Any avengers nerds watching #svengoolie? She's venus brown from "from venus with love", right?

"There is nothing you can do?" Well you can save yourself some time and dictate the letter to him. Also your butler is pretty blase about you slowly turning to stone. #svengoolie

Obviously not an eddie izzard fan, or mr heights would know you walk AWAY from the spooky music, not toward it. #svengoolie