"Really? You've never seen me in the paper or anything? I need a new press agent."

I love you more!

"Well... Yeah! What kind of Spider-Man would I be if I didn't have webs?"

Of course I do!

I missed you, too! Sorry I vanished like that.

🫡

I'll shut up as soon as you stop stealing pastries from grandmas.

That doesn't sound incriminating at all.

"I am more than just a mere Info gatherer, Buddy." [Maggie Sakimoto. Alias; "Caliber".] - Freelance Informant/Arsenal Provider. - Not new to RP. - Marvel RP(Street Level)/Multiverse OC. - Descriptive. - No Lewd Allowed. - RT & Like. #Døgma

He said then left again.

He's back. He's hungry. And he lost his shirt.

"Yeah, she's pretty cool. I like her, too."

People are so fickle.

"Need a tissue?"

Only new to the character! 21+ MDNI crossovers and OCs accepted. Independent Portrayal.

"That's... Not what that meant."

Making her way to the ring…the Jōrogumo Joshi, SJPW’s Queen of Webs… LADY ARACHNA! (Spider-OC RP, crossovers welcome) ♡/↺

I should be around here more often.

"I might've been born at night, but it wasn't last night!"

I'm a bad man, and I'm pretty!

It was absolutely amazing!!

Not at all! Tis a Kendrick reference!

"Beat em down."

Tell em Spidey did it l

ＥＤＷＡＲＤ ＴＨＯＭＰＳＯＮ — ＴＨＥ ＳＨＥＲＩＦＦ ＯＦ ＳＮＪＯＢＹＬＵＲ - 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 - 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 - 𝐀𝐧 𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 (express.adobe.com/page/Q2Kdzuw...)

// you definitely wanna do it. Just do it

Boom, baby. I'm back.

".... No. Not at all."

#SeductiveSunday What's more Seductive than Spider butt?

"Oh yeah? What's your credentials?"

"I... Sure. That's what that means."

"I doubt it. I don't think his goddess would appreciate cross breeding."

"Now that I understand. It's not very fun."

The Rightful Grandmaster of Bushin-Ryu! 💮 #FFRP / #SFRP / #CVSRP / #MVRP / #NSFWRP / #LEWDRP 💮(N)SFW. 💮Delinquent Kunoichi! 💮 hanai ↳ ♡ and ↺ would be appreciated. Or get Sucker Punched.

"Yeah! Of a pregnant woman!"

"Somebody's pregnant!"

"Getting old there!"

"Uh... Good. Praying I'm not about to be eaten... How are you?"

"As opposed to it doing what?"

"What do you expect? Their king was a panther!"

.... Well, okay. You seem sincere. Don't do it again!

"Never give up! Trust your instincts!"