absolutely radical commission i bought from @malastellart.bsky.social thankyou so much

If you think my musics cool wait til you see me piss and shit my pants (I do it in a really cool way)

Wondering what life would be like if Shrek was a real person. Which political party would he support, what events would he attend, what would his career be like? Would he just chill ogre style or lean into being a red carpet celeb?