♇ᡣ𐭩 Had the funniest dream that was a kid's show meets Dispatch and essentially what happened at one point was the characters commenting as we collected coins with mostly dogs(?) which went like: "Ah shite, ground money taste different to da bite." "Why are you biting ground money?" "It's Punch."

⠀ ⠀ ✎ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀❝ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ꪮ𝒽 ⠀、 there were ⠀ ⠀ 𝓰𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝖌ꪹỉꪑ ⠀ ⠀ ˢᵏʸ ⠀ 𝕯𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍𝕾 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᵗʰᵃᵗ 𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 ᵒⁿ ⠀ the ⠀ 𝒸𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏 ⠀ tops like ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🅖𝙄𝙂𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙄𝘾 𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖞 𓅓 ᵇⁱʳᵈˢ 。⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ❞ ⠀ ⠀

🔪🔪🔪

ㅤᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠ👁.

Somebody matched my freak and we almost died.

We think tha same brain.

ㅤᅠᅠONLY IF WE TAKE TURNS !!

can't believe you guys are simping for a short king. ( punch up it is not you. )

Can I ride Robert

ㅤᅠᅠi think it◝ d be COOL.

ㅤᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠi wanna ride mech. ㅤᅠᅠ

ㅤᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠ( he doesnt seem to mind .. giving the balloon a quick shake before huffing ... tossing the thing into his mouth before arms hook behind his head to concentrate !! ㅤᅠᅠwith a few breaths ... he spits everything but the end mouth piece —>

ㅤᅠᅠ I wanna drive tha damn robot ... if he dies.. I call dibs first.

Putting my inevitable death on pause to be homosexual for a second.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝒔𝒂𝒚, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝒔𝒂𝒚, 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 ? ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

ㅤᅠᅠ i been told by me mother i make cheeks hurt when im round ! ... no clue what she meant .. ! BUT ! either punchin' er sweet talkin I get da job done.

ㅤᅠᅠ< — aware. ///.

ㅤᅠᅠoh 𖬺. sometimes Robert n that suit doin cool shite w me in it too !!!

ㅤᅠᅠif we getting inta dream talk i ... ... dream of tortas ...

ㅤᅠᅠ ㅤᅠᅠ( definitely worse... ) I could .. but im out of balloons. Haven◝ t done no circus act since I kept me beard long.. If ya find me some shite .. I can do ya a little performance. Make ya outta balloons fer decoration.

pie (I'm queerbaiting him so bad)

ㅤᅠᅠ ( IMMEDIATELY DONE KISSING HIS MUSCLES ! ) Really ? Ooh i could eat those things fer days .. no clue why miss blondie traded solo over that cool ass alien.

ㅤᅠᅠ euhh—- oh - what can I do fer ya lad ? Mind letting a man get some time ta himself .. ? ( squint. Like HES not in the wrong. )

ㅤᅠᅠ (ㅤᅠhuffing whilst he works his jaw to finally swallow the last bit of itㅤ--ᅠᅠ) ㅤᅠᅠㅤᅠkid ...ㅤI got to much talent ta do that. (ㅤthat could mean a lot of things.ㅤRather than let him ponder on the ideaㅤ...ᅠ) Ya ever tied a balloon animal wit'cher tongue ?

ㅤᅠᅠ ( * kissin' his fingers ... 𖬺. biceps -- 𖬺. ... knuckles ?? Oh hes just loving on his girls thats all. )

[ HOTDOG. ] once im free today I will most likely get to finishing this account and replies !!! Got a early Thanksgiving tmr but eeehh

[ HOTDOG. ] had to do lots for family ( weekend i call you ) sigh ... morning come twins 🫡

ㅤᅠᅠyou dont shit like I do i need that damn fiber

...𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦. ≫ #SMTRP #MVRP #RPSky ≪

ㅤᅠᅠwsg gng u got sum fkn issu?

ㅤᅠᅠ * !? Waving bulky palms while shoveling the whole thing in his mouth —-- just to gain access to both hands to swat ! ❝ MMPH MMHM MMMH?? ❞

ㅤᅠᅠ❝ not when me mornin' coffee is black as the night ! This' just me warmup. I got 200 chicken hearts for lunch. ❞

ㅤᅠᅠhe just cant help it ... hes already done eating the damn thing.

[ HOTDOG. ] okay food ate im back

Inspired by a comment about an image for losing the tournament #dispatch #punchup

Living up to his name ✨️ #dispatch #punchup #fanart

Punch up, my beloved ✨❤️🥊 #art #digitalart #dispatch #dispatchgame #punchup #dispatchpunchup

ㅤᅠᅠ( hardcore side eyeing while feasting. He cant tell if thats like ... a hair ball issue.... or... )

ㅤᅠᅠ gives er' a good tang afterwards ... you oughta try it sometime robin.

I--I'm absolutely jizzed to meet everyone!

ㅤᅠᅠ <— eatin a banana WITH the peel.

Wait no we don't have a Coupe, we need her too

[ HOTDOG. ] A GOLEM ACCOUNT ???

temporary pinned . mdni . adult writer .

spooky❥ I will not be nice abt this btw. If you can spend time editing smth and coming up with the caption for it, then you can take the 30 seconds to reverse image google search.

♇ᡣ𐭩 Haha! Done it! If you want to know my muse's duo line with a specific character, drop a like