“Samus, you’re always looking good in any armor. I wish I had that kind of aura.”

Only 16 days until Christmas

Samus as a maid? He finds that hard to believe. She’s too strong.

“For the record, I do not drink alcohol. I just like water and soda.”

Rampancy #halo #halospotlight

After the Master Chief escapes the Silent Auditorium on Zeta Halo, the Weapon chooses her name. Halo: Edge Of Dawn releases December 16, 2025. The audiobook is narrated by Nicolas Roye, Jen Taylor, Steve Downes, and Debra Wilson. 💙 aka.ms/EdgeOfDawnPreview

🤖 I can hear the Dexter intro in my head right now

Sex

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Shaking in his armor, this Winter is going to be rough for him.

Another day, another cold drink alone at the bar

No judgment

“Snow, snow, snow snow.”

“Happy Sunday”

Drew Malevola from Dispatch

“So you’re antihero then, neutral?”

“Only 19 days until Christmas”

Texts to Samus @chozohuntress.bsky.social 📲💬 “ʜᴇʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ? ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴏᴜɴᴛɪᴇꜱ?”

Bored, asleep, slouching

“Happy Friday, can’t wait to eat food.”

Hey there, this is the account manager for Jucika, I hate to break silence but we need help to pay for an emergency kidney removal. We are currently uninsured and living in the US makes it difficult We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt Thank you for understanding gofund.me/16ef32cb1

“Good morning”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 | 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 | 🔞 —————————————— ✘ - #OWRP | #BSRP ✘ - Games | Canon | AU ✘ - Lewd Earned | SFW ✘ - Pansexual ✘ - Mature Themes —————————————— 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄

In our final #HaloSpotlight of 2025, we’ve gathered an autumnal harvest of exemplary artwork and creations from the Halo community to help ring in the Halodays. Grab a cocoa and get cozy—this Spotlight comes bearing many gifts! ❄️ aka.ms/SpotlightDecember2025

your listening age: 117 😎 #SpotifyWrapped

Spartan-III "Headhunter" operatives Jonah-B210 and Roland-B283 are deployed to neutralize a Covenant on a distant moon, but find themselves facing off against Silent Shadow assassins. 💀 aka.ms/Headhunters

www.wattpad.com/story/404876... My first novel with Larissa. Go check out. First two chapters released.

Happy Prime 4 day! ☠︎︎Patreon|Commissions|Newgrounds|Pixiv|Pillowfort|Website☠︎︎

gaming video essays

Samus!

🤖 Tomorrow: Metroid Prime 4 👀 Please don’t be another “take away” Samus’ upgrades and all that (at least it hasn’t been done in 3 if I recall), maybe you start out with your gear and then upgrade or become strong.

🤖 My Spotify wrapped is so fucked lmao

Fallen asleep on the timeline 🛌

“I’ve tried brute force and the bumpy thingies on the cap bruise my hand & palm. Hurts but at least it’s open. Just gotta let it heal, thank you.” He takes the bottle and opens a mouth port on his helmet to carefully drink. Some spilling out and getting all over his armor. “Definitely need this…”

“I could go for a burger…”

“I’m hungry”

He hands the bottle to her and quietly waits as he exhale, pretty sad that he can’t even open it despite his super strength. “Okay, look, I don’t know why they gotta make the caps so damn tight. It’s like they want me to hurt myself opening it. Just need vitamin C so bad…”

“Good Morning”

“How the fuck do you open this orange juice bottle? My hand is hurting!” He’s struggling with this dumb Tropicana bottle

Drinking an ice cold can of Dr. Pepper 🥤