Why am I in a job that makes me feel so shit I can’t even be excited about my spider-man trailer. Fml

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

dresses, awards, blah blah blah PEDRO SHAVED OFF HIS TACHE??

Yesssss Hannah Spencer and the @greenparty.org.uk !! Bright, bubbly, down to earth, dog lover - and sticking two fingers up at the other ones who shall not be named!!!

Ugh. Canada you had ONE job! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Alysa Liu take a BOW. That was outstanding. So many emotions. What an amazing final event for the skating, Can’t understand why Nakai came 9th in the free skate at all, but bronze was so well deserved

I can’t wait to see Bad Bunny’s halftime show later - I’m seeing all the clips and omg JOY! And symbolism! And power! We need more Benito!!

So my Apple Watch is coming to the end of its life, and I’m thinking it’s time to let go of endless stand goals and move goals and all the rest of it. And I’m looking at new watches - why do I have such expensive taste 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

“Tradition is not the worship of ashes but the preservation of fire” Nice line.

Opening Ceremonies are my favourite fashion shows!

I’ve got a horrible feeling the Olympic figure skating scoring is gonna make me mad!!

I see the BBC are so terrified of Trump that they’re still only talking about Andy Windsor and Peter Mandleson. Anyone without their finger on the pulse would think these were the only two people implicated in the files. Disgraceful journalism.

Christ this whole Epstein thing takes “flooding the zone” to new heights doesn’t it? And the BBC only seem interested in reporting on our dearly depraved former prince.

Trevor Slattery. What a guy!

They murdered a nurse who cared for military veterans & then called him a terrorist.

Once again it is murder. These thugs, these evil lawless thugs have to be stopped. This has to stop NOW.

So I momentarily lost my damned mind yesterday - having put myself through the ticket WAR for BTS, I went and bought hospitality tickets for the other night. Which given how smooth and quick the process was, I should’ve just done in the first place!

Just realised I’m seeing BTS (seven members) on 7/7. The actual Jackpot!

I got tickets. I got tickets…. I ONLY BLOODY GOT TICKETS!

You know that sinking feeling when you think you’ve upset someone? Yeah that 😢

Why - oh why - has my wisdom tooth decided it’s time to kick off?! The lower right side of my jaw, tongue and ear feels so sore 😢

Heavy metal star Yungblud, the protégée of Ozzy Osbourne, used his platform of 8 million+ followers to speak out in support of Iranians protesting the Islamic Republic regime. Nothing is more metal than standing with Iranians. Keep sharing. Keep speaking up. FREE IRAN!

“Regime change” in Venezuela (80+ deaths btw) was never about oil. Or regime change (that bit was his side of the bargain). It was for this. The only way the NPP committee can come out with ANY credibility is to revoke it from her. Not that he’ll care. He’s got his gold.

I only bloody got tickets!!!

96,000 people ahead of me in the Bruno Mars queue. BTS is going to be 10x worse 😭😭😭

1/3 I’m not fully across the news emerging from Iran but I feel: A) the people are so brave right now and an example to us all, and they deserve so much better than they’ve had for so long, and B) I’m sceptical of ANY external country claiming they want to support them.

GET IN THERE MACCLESFIELD

Today’s note is all about the definition of fascism according to the US Army during WWII. So maddening to see nothing’s been learned from that time. Our dear “leaders” are either too blind to see history is repeating itself or they’re actively choosing to let it happen. I’m not sure what’s worse.

This might sound a bit lame, but my sister's family's cat (15months) was killed in a hit and run last night, and I'm so very sad about it. Poor little guy never stood a chance, and the idea of him passing over alone and in the freezing cold is breaking my heart.

On a selfish note, if the world must end can it be at the end of year, when I’ll have seen Lenny Kravitz perform and hopefully BTS. Thanks.

Over the years, we’ve always been told who to fear. It’s plainly obvious the ones who’ve told us are the ones to fear most.

A certain longboi turned one today!! He truly is the bestest Lincoln there ever was ❤️

I find it absolutely stupendous that a man who did an entire TOUR entitled Messiah Complex - THAT I WENT TO - spending 2+ hours expertly mocking man’s ability to manipulate religion for power, is now claiming to be a disciple of Jesus just as the shit hits the fan on his personal misgivings.

Mission complete! My soft lil fellow❤️

Need to head out to take Lincoln to the groomers. In the middle of a shopping district. Wish me luck!!

How wholesome is this??

He’s probably got these here so he can remember why he hates them. Petty little excuse of a husk.

nothing more to add... except Bless her!!

No. Not Rob Reiner. Not the man who made the best Rom-Com of all time. And the best fantasy film. And arguably the best courtroom drama. Ugh what a loss. What. A. Loss. 😢

This document. The unashamed audacity of the Trump regime announcing they're shutting up shop and not getting involved in anyone else's business while simultaneously telling us how to live our lives and thus, getting invovled in everyone else's business.

Oh he got his peace prize after all, well done FIFA 🤮🤮🤮🤮

“Dad!!! Mum’s dressing me up like a prat again!”

Um…woah?

Honestly. I’ve not felt so refreshed by our politics in such a long time. All the usual suspects hate it…which tells you something’s shifting. Is hope here?? I sure hope so.

I’m so tired of working in the industry I do. I so badly want to get out. I’m not fulfilled, I’ve got no desire to seek progression. I’m just done. And I feel so trapped.

This thread

This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)

Oh I do love a quirky Benedict photoshoot

Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

“Let them eat cake”….