My day started out rough. Nothing was working right and everything was going off the rails. I went in to work in the afternoon and it all turned around. I knocked it out of the park production wise. At lunch I see a picture of a cyber truck floating in the lake I grew up at. Then I find the 🎥 1/2

Bahahaha

I want to know the name of the judge who presided over this. I want that judge’s name and email address public. I want people to be able to ask that judge what the fuck was wrong with him or her. /1

When your cats lower food is bigger than an adult's hand

Sunday naps are so good

Addicting?

The funniest part is of all the things we accuse maga of, I've never heard a single one deny this.

This guy is mad at me. I didn't film his movie stunt cat audition showing he can hang off a building by one claw. The building in his stunt was simulated by my thumb. #showeractionhero

Seconded

Gatos extremadamente locos. 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈🐈 Extremely crazy cats. 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈🐈

Tfw popehat likes your post

@kenwhite.bsky.social is there anything we can do to bring this kind of logical urban planning to America?

Google gets worse everyday. Now you can't narrow a search to anything over a year ago. Like the internet is 12 fucking months old.

Omg my coworkers are looking at me wondering why im losing it in my car on lunch break.

I start a new job this afternoon and it has me nervous.

Ok completely off topic but, now that I have finally taught blusky that I don't want pics/vids of naked dudes on their front porch going after themselves how do I get it to stop showing me furries messing a diaper? Like wtf?

The fact that the melania movie is now playing on fox is funny as shit. And having michael jackson music play while she talks about trump and his kids is fucking hilarious

I generally block people who don't allow comments but this is funny as fuck and has named my next car for me and all its decks for me lol.

@mayorpetebuttigieg.bsky.social flexing on vance and erika bahahaahahahaha

There is no reason for joe rogans name to be mentioned in the oval office. And never in connection to setting health policy

If all else fails this is how im getting my cat home from Germany.

Don't let him deny. Bring receipts.

In this issue of TheDailyObvious we take a deep look into why maga acts like third graders.

If you ever want to feel old, try a hand stand. I didn't fall but that probably would of hurt less.

Who works in the first two branches?

This is the perfect analogy.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

That depends. If I see rick scott stealing food my eyes are suddenly a pair of Black Magic 8k Red Helium Weapons recording in Raw

For all of my new bretheren in the service industry, today you begin Hell Day. Like with other fraternaties/sororities you must first endure great humiliation and degradation. Survive today and become my brothers and sisters. Don't let them get you today.

Happy Easter 🐰 folks.

Canada's entry for this year's Darwin Award is a pretty good contender.

MAGA holds a protest with a few thousand people in DC and they attack the capital and brutally assault police officers. Millions upon millions of Democrats hold 3100+ protests nationwide without incident. That tells you all you need to know.

I sincerely hope this image doesn't become an age test

#NoKings hits a little different in London lol

Ok, i know magats are falling apart but lol. I just had a woman in her 80's ask me if I blamed trump for ME being fat. "Lol no" well that set her off. No matter how much they try to manifest it, tds remains strictly a republican health concern

The sister's puppo joining tongue out Tuesday

And said "we don't want your help!"

"I forgot how to read a clock, what time is it?" This kid is in high school. Lfr. Lfrr. No lfrrr.

DIY catio stage 1 complete✅️

Greg coming in clutch

And all the professional conspiracy theorists I've known are the calmest they've ever been.

They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs!

My Atlas is at an emergency vet right now. I'm trying not to freak out.

She gave him the medal and he still said FTB. He still says she's not going to lead the country she is the rightful president of.

King Atlas and his queens.

Atlas' new girlfriends have arrived! Sable is cute and playful while Willow is intense but needs hook the pipes back up to her motor. She has a very loud purr.

So the news papers were told but congress wasn't? Seems legit. 🤨

This proper boy wishes you all a happy new year! Bastet smiles on us this day.