The CRAZIEST plot twist just happened in Dungeon Crawler Carl book 3. I was looking at my Kindle like

What a beautiful nightmare chart ❤️

The Loneliness is so beautiful. To me, beautifully encapsulates so many elements of Lestat’s existence.

it IS 😭

LESTAT BO PEEP

I for one am excited to see Lestat Bo Peep on Sunday 😛😛😛

By now it should be fairly clear that Lestat is not interested in recounting The Vampire Lestat. If you’re still waiting for an adaptation of TVL that feels sincere to the source, you may be waiting a long time. The more interesting exercise might be to become curious about the story he IS telling.

Ooh a lighter could be pretty!! Love that idea

its either a red herring or one hell of a double bluff

bringing this back around for the legal viewing crowd before I go to bed. be good to yourselves everyone!!!

I’m alive but at what cost

couldn’t agree more, bestie

Louis going to visit Regina absolutely broke me. The cherry on top of an absolutely emotional hour. #tvlspoilers

can i interest you in a quick LDPDL edit of him being a badass?

the Dungeon Crawler Carl books make me want to cry in a way - I love these characters so much. I’m so glad I gave this series a chance.

if you’re looking to see/just saw Leviticus and want more queer horror, I REALLY recommend the Fear Street trilogy on Netflix. WLW, lots of heart, and some gnarly kills, with truly one of the best soundtracks. I love that series so much.

Me and you running into that weird town to save all the queer kids from that weird church

I love that freaky little mad scientist

I’ll round up all the parents in that town and lock them away

We need to talk about how absolutely FINE Dr. Fareed Bhansali is, bc WOW.

Leviticus was everything I hoped it would be, down to the ending. I loved it. Here’s to the indomitable spirit of queers everywhere.

i'm afraid

Current feelings on episode 3 eve:

Just girly things

*to the tune of Let’s Dance by David Bowie* LET’S STAT

I have it on repeat in my head and on Spotify... that's right!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Lestat “I lived 54,554 days BEFORE meeting Louis de Pointe du Lac” de Lioncourt, meet The Vampire “77 more years than he was with Lestat” Armand 🤝

help i’m still at roget, abert, and associates or whatever taylor swift said

i am still here

Still have my fingers crossed we get a “boo, back” line in homage to QOTD (2002), esp bc Sam thinks it would be camp :’)

okay Why Do I Have to Feel, I see you

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Oh my love, the fact that you noticed makes me so happy... I know I'm the only stupid one happy with that line!!! 🥹🥹🥹😍😍😍❤️

me in my classroom 3 minutes into class every single damn day

me 🤝 reacting to every possible message in a discord server

“He is the story.”

my cats only get kinda scared and even that’s enough for me to be like ok. wrap it up

god thank you Maggie I needed this.

Take a break from being mad at AMC and watch Maggie take a brief swim

more new material!!! Loustat deserve happy edits too!!!!

Ooooh the tooth team! Will always be iconic

I’m editing Loustat to a happy song AND NO YOU CANNOT STOP ME

fantastic, and i love that you kept in the sound he makes before he says tooth team bc so many clips have cut it out and it is an essential aspect to the cuntiness of it all

i rewatch this every time i scroll by it and it never disappoints

hell yes ‼️‼️

you captured the definition of cunt

this is everything

saw someone say lestat narrates in the same style as kuzco and that kinda changed my life

glad my first fuck ass edit of the season used this quote lol