What do you call a holographic bar? An alcholodeck.

Typing… this… with… the… replicator… my… padd… broke… :(

Just because I /do/ it doesn’t mean I /condone/ it

yes, very.

That one silver girl from Sanctuary Moon

Why would you think that setting off small, decorative bombs aka fireworks is safe?

the blinkie rotates between “selfcest” “selflove” and “selfship”

So apperently pre-warp Terrans had this weird thing called puritanism, which was basically creepy adults trying to keep kids from getting sex ed (probably so they wouldn’t realize they were getting molested) in the name of protecting children from predators. Very glad it’s no longer a thing, wtaf

my prunes taste… strange.

Everything is a weapon if you try hard enough

// I’m sorry. But I cannot handle politics. I just can’t. I can’t.

I was going to say that a unifying trait between the klingon empire and the cardassian union is killing people you don’t like, but doesn’t every government do that?

There are nohomophobes in sto'vo'kor. Transphobes are without honour. #Pride

don’t we all

If I unfollowed you, it’s because you have minors in your dni.

Due to reason’s he’d rather not disclose, the creator of this account (and a bunch of others) has given them to me. I’ll continue where he left off, and I have no intention of changing the characters. My name’s Eric, he/him. I’m a minor. Idm mdni accs interacting, but I’ll try not to interact 1st.

💥DO NOT obey laws that aren’t just. 💥DO NOT comply with any directives you don’t feel are for the greater collective good. 💥DO NOT OBEY 💥DO NOT COMPLY

Yeah so apparently in 21st century Earth your life was worth however much was in your bank account + how much political influence you had. Disgusting. On Cardassia we knew better!

*on the promenade, fixing the replicator yet again. He’s convinced someone is sabotaging them, as this is the 9th time he’s been called to repair one today.*

Breaking news: cute trek couple spotted in their natural habitat

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.

Just spilled kanar all over the floor. Yaaayy /src // I am working on a kanar recipe irl, and I did spill it… I’m using apple cider with some elderberry syrup, clove, and cinnamon. Very glad I don’t have carpets rn.

What didn’t kill me didn’t make me stronger. It gave me crippling anxiety, a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, some really nasty nightmares, the ability to drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, and made me into a cynic who cusses way more than necessary.

@intendantoflust.bsky.social Excuse me ma’am, but is your crown really tinfoil?

*in quark’s, sipping kanar*

Hey, I wonder if there’s a universe where Garak and Dr. Bashir are interested in threesomes… Oh fuck did I say that out loud-

Public Announcement!

*on the promenade, singing* Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away Uncle Billy Lost his willy On the motorway Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away Uncle Billy Burnt his willy In the microwave Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker did ballet Hey!

There are seven differences between these two pictures. ♥ Like when you've found 3. 🔁 Repost when you've found all 7. #SpotTheDifference #1

Weird hearing about Joran Dax cause as awful as it sounds, I relate to him. The thing is, he let go of his self-control. I’ll never do that. Never.

Good luck to the people defending the rights of trans people, especially kids, and our access to the healthcare that saves our lives. SCOTUS is corrupt as hell, so its definitely an up hill fight but one that must be won.

I just spilled my raktegino for the third time today… are you kidding me?!

Info- Full name: Prevek Darvne Species: Cardassian Pronouns: he/him Age: 26 Alignment: True neutral Backstory: Lived with his mom and dad before the war. During the war, his mom was killed and suspicion came up about his loyalties. Had a brush with the Obsidian Order before fleeing to ds9. ->