look at this HANDSOME MAN I painted

wtf im not dead

im incapable of asking for help when I really need it

just got shot in the face with a laser, owie

if you're hot you can kill me with a hammer and I won't mind

ordered the wrong pizza at spoons gonna kms

people literally looking at me like this when they find out how I have my tea

nothing makes me patriotic other than a good meal deal

ive kissed too many hot women recently tf is happening

BIRTHMAS, FUCK IM SO ILL

crying and listening to type O negative is like a twice or more weekly activity for me

I make pasta :0

my streets been flagged, anyone got a really tall ladder i can borrow?

guess who's now fork lift certified 😎

the bag = FUMBLED

surprised i didn't post these yet, but heres some pics of my first test game with my homebrew Ork rules for HH 3.0

got my first haircut in 18 months today. when I walked in my hairdresser said I looked like a girl which was kinda cool :D

everywhere I go all anyone talks about is migrants or donald trump 😭

pirate day was pretty cool 😵‍💫

its pirate day! :0

had a lovely day at Milton Keynes pride yesterday. anyway heres the worst pic of me ever taken...

anyone know how to strip the paint off a GW resin Falchion? im getting conflicting advice and I dont wanna fuck up a model this big

what if instead of being drunk rn I was happy instead thatd be pretty cool i think

queer people and women are simply incompatible with a serious and internally consistent universe like that of Warhammer

aaaaa my biscuit fell in my tea 😭

first tattoo! I guess ive pledged my eternal soul to a chaos God so pretty cool morning tbh

oh yeah ive started writing rules for orks in horus heresy 3.0 maybe ill finish them somedayyyyy

late post (oops) but big thanku to @femboywrestling.bsky.social and @amuppet.bsky.social for a really lovely weekend! you're both wonderful people to be around 🩷

WRASSLIN!

The wrestle girls are back :3

wrasslin'

aha its time to have a meltdown! :DDDDDDDD

NO I DONT WANT TO FUCKING UPLOAD MY ID YOU SCUM BAGS AAAAAAAAAAAA

struggling to open jars recently ;~;

well this was a FUCKING FAFF. but I made one (1) vexilla for my world eaters. took like 2 hours, just 3 more to go! 😭

6 months on E yesterday!

need a goth to put cigarettes out on my arm

damn need to stop making posts that start with damn

damn people i know irl know about this account now so I cant be too sad or they'll think somethings wrong with me or something

tattoo artist responded :0

i painted my first world eater! very happy with how the front turned out :D

played my first game of HH 3.0 over the weekend. very fun game! the dueling mechanics are really great, easily the best new addition to the game

i wish I wasn't addicted to the internet so I could just wonder off into the woods, build a cabin somewhere and get mauled to death by wildlife

im so depressed and lonely but at least the UK government wants to make living here even worse :D

legs are still achey from walking so much at trans pride, maybe i should work out more D:

Trans pride :3 we are here to be hate crimed

estrogen could have saved her

i think alot of my problems would be solved if I ripped off all my skin

was gonna record more bass this week, but the rimworld DLC came out so ive done nothing but play that instead :(

aaaaaa im tooo eepy for this world