A man who literally hosted a fairly grotesque television show where women competed to date him is now demanding billion-dollar companies sponsor women's sports. Life's funny.

(I'm have Escape to the Country on in the background as I work) Couple moving to the Cotswolds get shown a beautiful house and complain that it's "very Old-e World-y." IT'S THE COTSWOLDS YOU DUM DUMS, you don't move there for modern architecture!

Disgusting that the US government abstained on this.

The new P&P teaser... Emma Corrin's wig looks really unrealistic on her and it's all I can think about

I refuse to do shapewear under everyday clothes. Men aren’t doing that shit and neither will I.

This makes me think of the West Wing scene when Oliver Babish asks CJ Cregg, "Do you know what time it is?" And she says, "Five past noon." And he says, "I’d like you to get out of the habit of answering more than was asked. Do you know what time it is?" And she says, "...yes."

My child's daycare is transitioning from being owned by an individual entity to being owned by a non-profit made up of the parents and I am SO IMPRESSED with the parents who are leading this. I don't say this from a place of resentment: how do they have the bandwidth?!

Got 45 minutes' *extra* sleep and I feel like TRASH

Listening to the Seahawks championship ceremony as I'm working and these guys are absolutely all drunk at 10:30 on a Wednesday morning 😂

The NBC pregame just pluralized “Maye” as “The Maye’s” omfg

For all the "Trump derangement syndrome" talk, Trump sure lets the Clintons and Obamas live rent-free in his mind and constantly reminds us of this

NOT DANNY CONCANNON

Welp I just tried to write "flouts" as "flauts" which just goes to show you I've seen the word "flauta" more than I've ever seen the word "flout." #NewMexico

When Americans are being killed, detained, harassed, and silenced by their government, the House of Representatives should have no other priority than protecting the people that we represent and the Constitution that this administration is flouting.

This means there are babies young enough that they are not eligible for the MMR vaccine yet stuck in there. They are undefended from measles, in close quarters with one of the world's most contagious diseases.

If you’re a hypochondriac with a sore throat like me, DO NOT look up diphtheria 🫨

h/t @lemonlymancom.bsky.social

Some immigrants in Minneapolis have said they're scared to go out because of ICE agents across the city. When one 12-year-old needed to run an errand, it triggered a network of underground volunteers. n.pr/4pT6Ia8

Incredibly difficult to function at work when my child acted like I was visiting torture upon him by both taking him to his first dentist appt (they barely touched him) and then taking him to daycare (he screams bloody murder every time).

Focusing on the good, 17 years ago today, the U.S. inaugurated its first Black president, who was damn good at the job. So good that I lived my life for 8 years without panicking about... really anything

I try not to make everything in my life about being a mom (god knows I'm constantly hoping for a break from it) but every piece of news makes me need to see my child and hold him

Have paywalled medical journals considered making things free long enough for us to ride out the “do your own research” nightmare wave?

Imagine taking a call on speaker phone in the DFW terminal B TGIFridays in what was previously the quietest corner til you arrived

He's both figuratively and literally surrounding himself with quacks

Trump wants a little more gratitude and a lot less questioning of his unconstitutional actions

We have a severe lack of medical services in New Mexico. Today I'm angry about how irritating it is to do IVF here.

Yelling, lying; yelling, lying; yelling, lying. So inspiring.

Think it’s a bit unfair to pick up running again at 7k feet with rolling hills in Los Alamos (after sea level and no hills in Houston) and have my app tell me I’ve only gained 155ft in elevation over my run. There should be some sort of cumulative credit for my work

Princess Bride. This is Spinal Tap. When Harry Met Sally. It really doesn't get better. Rob Reiner played—and was still playing—a direct role in shaping popular American thought. His movies are how I connected with my dad, who died when I was too young to actually talk film with him. I'm in shock.

I MADE A LONDON FOG AT HOME because I was reminded I have a great milk frother by @mandyelizabeth.bsky.social and IT CAME OUT TASTY!!!

My heart is outside of my chest right now, worrying about my toddler who is without his primary self-soothing item during naptime at daycare. He cried such furious, mournful tears at losing it yesterday.

Why are alllllllll the kids at local businesses being allowed to wear AirPods while they’re serving customers?! /old

Today in My Kid Is Tall: my son was already in his daycare room and I was in the vestibule outside when his classmate walked in and saw me and said “Lukas!” and then his older brother said “I don’t even know who that is.” And their mom said, “he’s the really tall kid in [little brother]’s class.”

"Hey guys, is 'Wonderful Christmastime' the worst Christmas song ever?"

I hope the White House is listening when I say I am hesitant to have more children with the increasing odds that they could die from preventable illnesses

I hate-follow an antivaxxer on instagram because I love her content about life in Sweden, but I just want to scream at her for complaining at length about her kids’ courses of chickenpox when *there was a way to prevent this.*

I’m concerned my Meta algorithms think I might be catholic because I love every video I see of Pope Leo 😭

Mr. Secretary, you seem confused. Mark Kelly was defending the Constitution. That’s leadership and you should try it. This is an insurrection…

I was 37. I had severe preeclampsia. I was in Texas. It could have been me, too. Being pregnant in Texas was nerve-wracking. But we got lucky. Sending love to her son. 💙💔

Profit-obsessed conman Trump would never 😩 He'd be on the side of the scammy websites for sure.

why would he do such a thing

do you love SLEEP and hate HAVING COLDS ALL THE TIME then BEING PARENT OF PRESCHOOLER may not be for you

Really struggling to not be angry this week. As someone with "normal" brain chemistry, I try to remind myself that my feelings are a choice, but getting out of my irritable funk has been an uphill battle.

Hey, maybe if you’re not a parent, don’t ask questions like “Are parents getting lazier?” on main.

Low key a relief my baseball team didn't make it into the postseason ONLY because it means I have to do extra work for my job when they do

Just saying @schmirby.bsky.social

Today I saw someone on instagram with an overproduced carousel of graphics with her own rant about how the "ONLY thing" that makes parenting difficult is the lack of support from patriarchal systems, and while I generally agree, I think the thing that makes parenting difficult is actually the child.

La Guardia Terminal B is the first airport where I’ve felt like I have human dignity… ever

What in the actual hell

Enjoying Taylor's latest and the gossip-worthy lyrics, but I still miss the wall of sound style from Midnights. The music on Showgirl has felt pared down (felt the same way about Dead Poets) and I really want those layered sounds.