When you date @tmhwrd.bsky.social he has to pose with you on his birthday, no option

Halloween pumpkin

September movie watching (been on a lot of movies) this will be a thread apparently

Snuggle cam

Baby on her new throne

Today my teenager cheered some folks who just got a house, and then they all saw him and cheered too 😂 Sometimes I love teenage boys

I bought my potato-dressed-as-a-strawberry his own little library trolley.

This morning I saw someone walking FOUR Italian greyhounds this morning, all the dogs had different coloured skivvies on and they looked like the Wiggles

Ran into some old mates at ACMI

Gimme some spring

June

May

Today my Sunday was blessed by the good man himself

I mean there’s many memories of that relationship, and this is one of them.

Phase 1: Heater not on Phase 2: Heater engaged

Good morning from the digger-up and eater of hyacinth bulbs

Today I discovered I know all the words to Glycerine by Bush. Truly we live in dark times.

New fucken cold weather = new unhinged pjs

Recent friends I have made in the wild

Dreamed I was in a band named “Fake Jane and the Real Ones”, which is a great name for a band if anyone wants to steal it

I don’t watch a heap of New Films™️ because they’re mostly shit, but I loved these 4 passionately

Poirot, Poirot, it’s off to work I go…

That’s some fine tuber, dahlia

The Interloper Bunny Returns

Repotting the 25+ year old Philo (known to the library staff as Big Boi) that I rescued from work at the very start of lockdown, who is now too big to take back in my car…

Good morning from my shelves ☀️

Whenever I want to feel like Scrooge McDuck swimming in money, I just rub a significant amount of facial moisturizer into my arms.

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March

February

January

I am a DANCER

Excuse me

I swear I used to be able to just get into bed without a million tiny things having to be done first, how did I do that

My tiny baby and I, we are well ‘ard.

If you are sad and of a Certain Age, I highly recommend listening to 80s tv theme tunes. Even the ones that are just instrumental just tell you “Everything is going to be okay.” I personally start with Punky Brewster, Growing Pains and The Littlest Hobo.

New plant friends 🪴

SO MANY FUCKEN BANGERS 💯

There was a Preppi in a big school dress walking with her mum and dad past our house and her mum going “and you’ll see your new teacher and meet all your new friends” and I said hello to them and then got in the car and burst into tears

Please enjoy the colours of me and @tmhwrd.bsky.social’s books 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

Both of them

However, important news from the Preston GKN page:

I got into an argument on Facebook about whether CDB stood for “City of Dandenong Boys” or “Central Dandenong Boys”, in case you’re wondering how this morning is going.

Pink thoughts

Air con is broken in the library today and it’s the first time I’ve been warm enough at work all Summer. I’m that Summer person now.

“We’re cooking quinoa.” youtu.be/uSP-ewdJYJc?...