Sometimes Andrew and Davis look at each other and have a whole ass conversation without speaking, and then they'll just start cackling. I know it's at my expense, and that's fine. 🤣

I just want a bucket of Nalley baby dills and an ice cold Coke ok!

Just saw a tour bus full of teenagers get out at Olive Garden. Like a lot of kids holyballs. Hope they called ahead.

I just remembered that the morning after my wedding I woke up and went out to the living room and there were people passed out on the couch, futon, and floor. #classy 🤣

Me: There's a rumor that there's going to be a wedding special. Husband: There fucking better be! 🤣

Love to all my babes reminding everyone to watch the USWNT at the World Cup next year

There's 8 of us at the Carrs deli waiting for the fresh batch of cheep cheep chicken to come out. 🤣

This menopause shit makes me a mean old bitch 🙃

My baby brother's camping list is two pages long. 🤣

The Nome Chatter page never fails. Fkn Debbie. 🤣

I literally just sat on the couch and did nothing for two hours after my husband and father in-law left.

Wow that's some hateful ass fucking shit

Heard a loud thud house shook ran out to the living room and my FIL was flat on his back. 😬

My FIL ruined my cream couch with his preparation h ass 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Why the hell did they do forest fair on the 4th of July weekend. Stupid shit.

Husband and FIL were supposed to drive up from the cabin soon. Guess they're gonna wait it out at the cabin. 🙃

Pretties

I just ran into one of my older brother's childhood best friends. Holding back tears in the cereal isle at Aurora Village. 🙃

I just want a Costco size bag of peanut m & m's ok!

Potters is such a straight stretch how does an accident like that happen? 😱

Out of all of the extravagant places she could have gotten married at she chose MSG? I don't believe it for one second.

It's Denali.

The sun was nice while it lasted 🙃

It's after midnight, and the scooter gang is still out going hard in the cul-de-sac. Love that they have a safe place to play, but dang. 😂

Mexico has an Anchorage Man!

Davis sounds like him when he yawns. I can't.

I just read some lady got arrested for assaulting someone with a stick, a stereo, and a piece of muktuk. 🤣

Goosebumps I'm so cold where tf is summer?!

Is she really getting married at MSG, ir is this one of her elaborate schemes?

I still have to switch the station when "Jessie's Girl" comes on. IYKYK 🤣

Just waiting on the popcorn. Solo movie night featuring Madeas Witness Protection.

Someone put a toy front end loader on my dad's grave 😭

Heeeeebeeegeeeeebeeeees

Husband, bro in-law, and FIL went to Trail Lake for dinner and drinks FIL said go ahead and keep shooting pool he's going out to the car for a nap. Husband just checked on him he's snoring away. 🤣 Such a Jerry thing to do.

I forgot my phone when I went to Carrs. That was scary. 🤣

I still can't believe Fucking Gary got away with that shit. The cops were even here and didn't question him. What a shit show.

I don't have any kits prepped I'm stressed

Fucking Gary crashed his motorcycle on our street

Cousin is coming back from Singapore other cousin was flying back to AZ from here and they ran into each other at SeaTac. Random ❤️

Random earthquake heebeegeebees yayyyyy

Yassss

Damnit 😭

Baby leashes are weird

Feet were so hot all night woke up and my under boobs felt like I could cook eggs. Yay menopause.

Davis is almost a half foot taller than me holyballs. He's just 15. I. Was. Looking. Up. At. My. Baby. 😭

Booob sweatttt

I love the Nome Chatter page. The post office doors are unlocked, but the lights are off so bring a flashlight or use your phone. 🤣

He's off 😭

Neighborhood watch text chain is going offfff theres trespassers at Pallet Man's house. He's still in jail. So. 👀

Bill is getting ready for his motorcycle trip to Canada. I'm not ok. 😭🤣