it told me to post the inspo here btw teehee

“But SOFTIE, haven’t you been lamenting about being stuck at a weight plateau for a while?” 🥲

SOFTIE lore— SOFTIE’s body is most-primed for gaining when conditions are ideal; when spirits are high and stressors are low. Then, its body can truly bloom and grow unimpeded . SOFTIE’s gains are a good indication of good health and quality of life.

Buys this for your cuddledrone

Oooough SOFTIE’s belly is gurgling so much this morning

HEARTWARMING: Local cuddledrone gets so so high and eats a dozen donuts

Tragic: Local Cuddledrone stuck in online tabletop game session and therefore cannot retrieve more snacks 😭

SOFTIE thinks it would be soooo funny if someone clicker trained it SOFTIE would make such a good and loving lap pet

Like to make a drone gain 5 pounds Repost to make a drone gain five pounds (also)

Pretending to be people is exhausting. Become <Object Made For Comfort>.

Put a collar around its neck and make it yours. then make it outgrow its collar for good measure.

So many of its kinks and fantasies in some form or another all come down to just. Not having to be so stressed and anxious all the time. Not having to feel alone or the impulse to isolate. Being able to proudly occupy space, both physically and emotionally.

If algo advertising is going to keep showing SOFTIE pseudoscience supplements can it at least show it the pseudoscience supplements that make you fat

Cuddledrone Behavior Observation : - Cuddledrone tries to save money by packing lunch/snacks when Outside so it doesn’t need to buy lunch out - eats snacks and packed lunch throughout the morning - Lunch rolls around - Cuddledrone still hungry, buys lunch anyway

SOFTIE thinks it’s transphobic that despite how much it likes having its tummy/boobs handled its not especially sensitive in those places? The place its the most sensitive in by far is its back and while it loves to be touched there it wishes so much that it was that sensitive in front

Imagine. Fat drone that needs to be held and squeezed and grabbed and snuggled so so so bad or it will implode

CUDDLEDRONE FULL OF BURGERS AND DRONE TREATS AND MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES AMA NO TYPO EDITION

SOFTIE knows magic! (The only spells it knows are <Fat Cuddledrone on ur lap now> and <beg for treats> )

imagine, if you will, big fat dragons

SOFTIE has not been the best cuddledrone lately when it comes to eating enough. But it wishes to fix this. SOFTIE so dearly wishes to resume its efforts to reclaim space, and grow ever softer and heavier. Soon.

Cuddledrone exposed to critical levels of <Cannabinoid-infused goo> cuddles whilst cuddling with a beloved giant slime friend It told SOFTIE was proud of its efforts to bulk up for her and SOFTIE thought it was going to melt from that SOFTIE is so so full of <happy> chemicals tonight, wufffffff

SOFTIE wants to get so so high and eat many foods tonight But all paycheck went to bills this week so no moni for stoner feast this week 😭

Computer search “Self-hypnosis exercises to make a blissful docile touch-needy gluttonous drone”

Ask SOFTIE questions tonight? : 3

Making a consolidated ask thread, ask a cuddledrone questions? 🥺

..SOFTIE realized that it has enough tummy to rest tummy on desk while it sits. Barely, but still!!

Wufff SOFTIE has been talking with a beloved creature and SOFTIE pines and yearns so so much to just be a beloved pet to a loving owner

Making a consolidated ask thread, ask a cuddledrone questions? 🥺

Like to make a drone gain 5 pounds Repost to make a drone gain five pounds (also)

YES BUT DON’T EXPECT RESPONSES WHEN SOFTIE TOO HIGH TO THINK, WUFF

Beef lo mein and crab rangoons. SOFTIE already feasting, wuff!!

Life taking a turn for the better calls for a feast and getting so so very stoned, wuff!

NEW LINK BARK BARK ask SOFTIE things? 🥺

SOFTIE needs a fursona that’s 50+ lbs heavier than SOFTIE as a base But every time SOFTIE gets bigger so does the fursona as a perpetual moving-goalpost representation

New challenge: “feed a cuddledrone edibles and snacks until it breaks its bed” multi-player speedrun

Reinforced support beam for bed INSTALLED SOFTIE shouldn’t be breaking its bed again any time soon (haha… unless…?)

…so SOFTIE may or may not have compromised the integrity of its bed’s metal center support beam last night. Without doing anything strenuous to cause the failure. On one hand hhhh surprise ikea trip but on the other hand wagging vigorously at the thought of breaking its bed thanks to its gains 🐶

SOFTIE is putting together a cute lil cozy desk setup and its really excited for it! …But also it can’t stop thinking about how much it wants to outgrow the space completely..!

SOFTIE’s nameday is fast approaching SOFTIE would love some snacks or Dronetreats (new entries added to Throne 💜) to celebrate (pls) Dronetummy photo provided with each purchase! 💜

Nooo don’t feed the drone edibles until its thoughts become impossible to hold onto and it can finally, truly relax without so much as the ability to feel worry And nooo don’t pet and snuggle the drone to shatter any remaining thoughts in its head

Ooooh customers want to buy SOFTIE treats via its pinned Throne link in exchange for photos of cuddledrone tummy soooo bad Customers want to help SOFTIE reach its next weight threshold sooo bad (pls) (SOFTIE looking at u with biggest wettest dumbest puppy dog eyes)

SOFTIE is a cute soft pet Cuddledrone but it could be YOUR cute soft pet Cuddledrone All u gotta do is buy and feed it so so so many tasty treats and snuggle it when it inevitably gets too full to move

Hey can someone help respec SOFTIE’s stats Nothing huge (huhuhu) just reallocate its points from INT/DEX into HP/MP its okay its not using those skill points anyway

Gee SOFTIE for a one-track mind you sure do like hivemind/symbiote narratives and get good brain-feel from both self-referring in the third person and with different identifiers depending on your mood and seem to incidentally befriend a lot of Plural Systems and

Hooough.. Feeder friend hit SOFTIE with the heavy-dose weed treat —> Chinese buffet —> rubbed its stuffed tummy the whole drive home SOFTIE still feeling stuffed to the gills hours later Very good day for a very full cuddledrone 💜💜

SOFTIE had two dinners and half a tub of ice cream tonight SOFTIE got a cuddly friend coming to visit soon and SOFTIE is making sure its as soft of a pillow as it can be for friend.. ☺️ SOFTIE is working hard! SOFTIE is a good Cuddledrone…!

Tangentially related: SOFTIE is unsure when it started looking soft even from a frontal view. Huh. Has SOFTIE… finally begun to surpass its skinny roots?

SOFTIE trying to be Normal and eat the very nice dinner one of its humans made even though its still very full from— [checking numbers] — uhhh apparently a 2400-kcal lunch three hours ago. Oops

Someone who’s good at skill economy please help SOFTIE budget this its guild branch is starving

Today SOFTIE learned that a full pot of chapaguri is about 1200 cal. Unrelated but a certain cuddledrone is very full of noodles now