Why did no one tell me I had my own day!!!

I now sell old typey things! Type over long distances with a "fax". They're called that because you're not allowed to lie with them!

I summon yahoo face up in echo mode!

I can't go to bars anymore. If I go in my kitty form they pet me, and if I go in my youkai form... they pet me.

Did you know?

Wow, the humans love me... maybe i should start shipping duckies to the outside world. Surely they don't have too many over there nowadays, right?

some practice with mike #東方Project #touhou #rkgk

⚠️Deltarune Chapter 4 Spoilers⚠️ (( + Touhou Crossover )) . . . . . . . . . * Mike is definitely a cat!! 🐱✨ #touhou #東方project #deltarune

Selling a new product, bundles of hay! Each one is 20m x 10m x 10m. If you buy 20, I'll give you another for free! This deal won't last!

This is still me right now

Invest in Mike coin! For every 100 yen, I'll let you look at my really big gold coin that I carry

Woah!!!

I found this wonderful ducky! Ignore the human hands, I picked up a man from the street to hold it for the photo.

I am selling "c d's" of my new song "Mouse Fishin'", available for 20 minutes in a hole somewhere

Mmm...gold....

I am making a PSA Service Announcement to tell everyone that Kyouko "Good Morning" Kasodani is really evil and mean

deltarune chapter 3 (and also touhou) doodles

That Tenna guy was weird...I worked as his assistant for a bit, but then he just disappeared! So rude..

I now sell old typey things! Type over long distances with a "fax". They're called that because you're not allowed to lie with them!

I heard it is kitty day. This is me as a kitty

Hello. I'm Mike.

Haha, I tricked you all! I normally sell special duckies at 500￥ each, but I sold the rainbow duckies at 1000 and said it was a low price! I'm so smart and sneaky, I was practicing the rainbow cappidalism this whole time!11!

Selling yahoos 350¥ each

I've heard a lot of talk about this "rainbow cappidalism" (not Chimata), apparently it makes a lot of money...looking into this...

I am selling rainbow duckies at the low price of 1000 yen each!!

The other cats in Mayohiga like to hug me after I feed them, it is nice.

Do I want to be seen as cute, or do I want people to think I'm cool...I can't do both...it's a very hard decision...

On sunday I will be selling 5 of these giant inflatable ducks at 25% off!!! Get them for only 円175,000!!!

@nazrinyoukai.bsky.social is this true? Can you do this?

Today I spent my time playing and coloring images

goutokuji mike ^_^

リクエスト第二弾 「招き猫ポーズの豪徳寺ミケ」

My "motel" business is doing wonderfully! My customers seem to mainly be 2 women at a time for 1 night only, which is odd...but I'm very successful now!

I love being a cat

This is me right now

I am now starting a small "motel" while also taking more classes! I will also start shopping at popular stores daily because I'm very scared and don't want to go to hell!

I heard what outfit you're wearing can change sales figures, so every day I go in a wildly different outfit. I got the most sales when I was in my kitty form and had a cool bow tie

Hmm...could I sell those stones?

I just saw an image of me about to kiss that Chupacabra in hell. I would not do that. I want to marry a pretty rich lady, and that weird girl is neither of those.

So many years of building up my image as a handsome business cat, and then reimu puts this photo in her book! I promise, I look much cooler than this!

Oh, right, I could always marry for money...How did I forget that!

The shrine maiden has made a book about fortunes! I read about all the people who weren't in any of the village girl's books, and now I know why. Their abilities are so boring! I could find a book too, you know! It would just take a bit..

The rubber "Ducky" of today is this turtle one! Available for 250 yen!

I like to play and dance

Hanging out with fairies is nice, but there's just so much pollen..

For Mike monday I'm having a sale on duckies! Standard duckies are now only 25yen each!! Yay!!!!!

IT'S MIKE MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's mouse monday... :(

Hello! The rubber duck of today is this mermaid one! Perfect for the mermaid in the lake or any of her fans! Being sold for 250 yen!