Papyrus font has GOTTA be due for a comeback

The best bit from my trip to the met was going to this room, seeing the wallpaper and saying to myself, “I bet there’s some frank furniture here”

@donoteat.bsky.social are we there yet

He reads his own posts

We need A Muppet’s Trading Places

Downloading gets most of the attention these days, but the internet wouldn’t even EXIST without uploads

This is what the internet is supposed to be like www.claymatized.com

Incredible performance of Eric Andre’s “I don’t trust like that”

@wtyppod.bsky.social reporting live from HQ

It’s true what they say about Philadelphia being the greatest city in the world

Forced all my friends to watch this last night

Does anyone else remember the traffic channel they used to have on antenna tv, the one that just played classic rock and streamed live traffic cameras

I’ve watched twelve monkeys twice in the last two days and now I just want to go in the tube that takes you to 1996

In all fairness if my parents had named me “Goofus” I’d probably act out and behave poorly too

They should make a special extra sugary cereal that only adults can buy

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A lot of people are quick to say that the titanic simply sank, which avoids naming and shaming the aggressor; the iceberg

This is the baffling moment a bin man flung a wheelie bin into his lorry in Cardiff

Jeff Ramsey’s Cooking Nightmare

I still can’t believe they named that thing “grogu”

Watching the minions

twitter used to be so good

Philadelphia E-Girls

If the United States collapses while I’m on a private rail car I’m not leaving. I know my rights

The merch at shen yun goes crazy this year

Sometimes I wish I had become an ancient alien theorist after I graduated college. Or worked on an oil rig.

The shocking twist ending to Nosferatu is so wild. I can’t believe that he was a Dracula the whole time!!!!!

Now that the sixers are pulling out, the mayor should put her efforts into developing an intercity bus terminal for Chinatown

2024 marks the ten year anniversary of when I got cursed by a rogue pack of mummers outside the national constitution center

U mess with the Rocz… U get da Gus !!!

Transit oriented auto repair shop >>>>>>

If u genuinely think corned beef is better than pastrami we have NOTHING further 2 discuss

I need everyone to stop texting me today thank u

Sometimes you Remember something that speaks to you on a deep level

“Philadelphia drivers have perfect brains,” I say shortly before entering my car to drive around aimlessly for the afternoon

Memento Mori

Guess ill just never escape from 2018

I don’t know if I’ll ever recover from knowing I’m like a 7 in Saint Louis

The universe keeps leaving tarot cards for me in the park, and so far they’ve been 2/2

Best thing I saw in the park today was a woman holding a tiny megaphone and a poster that said “free Julian Assange”

For years people have been asking me “when will you get a dog” and now that a dog has been thrust upon me, I can confirm that “it’s too much work and will take too much time away from my rock n roll lifestyle” was always the correct response.

I DO think futurism is having “a moment” in 2024 but not in the way this author seems to think

This thing started glowing this morning but I avoided starting whatever side quest it would put me on

Big dogs shirt that says “I’m not perverted I’m just Italian” on it

The mechanical Turk and hitchbot both met their ends in Philadelphia. This is no coincidence.

Presidents’ Day is next freaking week but I’m the only one on the block with decorations out 🙄

Update: it’s still there

You know it’s a Normal kind of day when you have the guitar solo from freebird stuck in your head

Back in high school my friends and I would drive around in a 1993 Toyota Corolla and listen to a haunted house spooky sound effects tape. We called it “torturecore”