unfortunately it isn't possible to adjust a wristwatch to account for the switch to daylight saving time. there are plenty of hucksters out there who claim it can be done, but the reality is that your watch is now defective and must be discarded in a fresh waterway such as a river or swimming pool

brigham old

saw someone say trump was the worst president in US history and while he's terrible, i think worst is still Reagan

Hey, homophobes! Stay away! I'm an ally! Grr... sorry you had to see that, my queer friends...

listening to a love supreme by john coltrane and i thought it was just gonna be instrumental and this dude starts speaking and scares the hell out of me

sometimes i be watching baseball and blue really don't have a clue

thinking about the israeli football league

sometimes being unlucky is a blessing cause you expect the worst then it happens

for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game

i wanna visit all the states some day, but ive knocked out most of them already

i'm bored

non-contacting injury to his jerking hand

never did like donald trump personally

just be posting for nobody

Look outside!! youtu.be/Bo3McQshIyY?...

the first time i listened to this was at work and i had to ask my boss to take my lunch early cause i was actually crying, you have to watch this!!

this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"

in my attempts to get twitter to stop showing me political things i do not care about or sports teams i dont like i would adjust the automatically set interests, my final list of interests here:

soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs

soooo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs

godspeed you! philip rivers

open.spotify.com/track/2qk7G6... holy fuck i love the go team

they're turning you into a chew toy in the quote tweets bro

went to the store

i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really

there's a bomb in my car

new episode of scorigami dropping on the patreon tomorrow, feat. special guest @minakimes.bsky.social

fuck you riptide

i wanna throw rocks at riptide the pelican

excuse me while i kiss this fox

she getting rowdy on my tellez @mariners.com

go dance yourself clean

reggie miller has described two consecutive made buckets as a "4-0 run" twice tonight. if he calls something a 2-0 run i will mail him $100

we are so back

this app makes me realize i hate how 40 year old liberals post more then i hate being called slurs /hj

i'm sorry but dish soap tastes terrible

riptide will not survive the coming months

working on stuff

@jonbois.bsky.social fool time is an experience like no other, genuinely the most phenomenal watch i've had all year, amazing work

i need to kill riptide the pelican 🔜

spent the last hour at work inventing my own pass rating formula and i've got bad news it's terrible. Jared Goff has a rating of 180.5 and justin fields has a rating of 1,740. MSAF is the worst rating ever, they are saying

they need to tell me every time hes gonna throw the ball huh

she getting rowdy on my tellez @mariners.com

look momma no hands

baseball furries @andrewmccutchen

katamari damacy soundtrack bangs so hard it's crumbelievable