I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

Because the fucker wants to turn the Gaza Strip into a resort. "(A) phenomenal location on the sea. Best weather. Everything's good." JFC the man is a lunatic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSoT...

This won’t be a proper social media site until someone says, “Actually, that’s redundant - all chaps are assless.”

More people need to be following Huey Li. Srsly.

Wait. What? Matt Gaetz has a WIFE? I am perturbed by this news.

I snorted, though it was probably not appropriate, but then again, it was!

please stop saying "starter pack"

Lauren Boebert for Secretary of Education or none of this will make any sense

Needed this song when I was seventeen. Still need it now.