But Here We Are by Foo Fighters is such a beautiful album

Warms my heart to think of all of the freed January 6 insurrectionists on this day. Hopefully they are celebrating from their prison cells after being sentenced for their other unrelated crimes 💗

Congrats Travis!

Pluribus makes the important case for physical media over streaming. When the Hive Mind comes, what dvd sets do you have to get you through? Carol only being able to watch Golden Girls really opened up my eyes

My delusional dreams of a Schwarber reunion have been crushed. Don’t call, don’t text

Me singing in my 2005 Hyundai Accent: you’ve got a fast car

I'm not going to lie, I'm secretly rooting for Lizza and Nuzzi to get back together.

Part 16 by Ryan Lizza: Surprise! Olivia Nuzzi and I are married

Please only give nice feedback on my new headline for Reductress

With all of product placement in #StrangerThings5, they’re going to find Vecna drinking a Gatorade

Reading all of the Olivia Nuzzi news but imagining Bobby refers to Bob from Bob’s Burgers

So, uh, do we think anything happened here?

Unfortunately I have no choice but to read the memoir of the reporter who lost her job because she couldn’t resist RFK Jr

The Bears finding ways to win instead of ways to lose feels like the The Bizarro Jerry episode of Seinfeld

My latest Reductress headline

"People didn't vote for this" oh YES they absolutely did. You're severely underestimating the cruelty of other humans

Miracles are all around us (my dead right AirPod came back to life after months of being useless)

Armed and masked immigration agents sped down Northbrook street, grabbed man as schoolkids watched. Northbrook is a tony little suburb. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/04/a...

Sources say a big part of them crashing out over Mamdani is due to the fact that he’s also very hot

Vaxxed?

84. He was a fucking kid

Oh that’s a nice notification to wake up to

NEWS: Federal agents crashed with woman’s car, pointed guns at her, dragged her out by legs, tossed her in a minivan, held her and (eventually) let her go without charges. This as Chicagoans say the immigration blitz is out of control. (DHS blames her.) www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...

I would never get over that loss in my life

Walk it off walk it off walk it off

I’m having fun but the memory of Rajai Davis is haunting the back of my mind rn

“Stuff keeps happening when we’re talking to these managers” THEN DONT TALK TO THEM DURING THE GAME MY GOD #WorldSeries

Ohtani sucks. Trade him to the Cubs

Unfortunately I am watching the Chicago Bears on this beautiful Sunday afternoon

Bryce Harper will only get over the GM’s comments if he requests a trade to the Chicago Cubs and plays for them for the rest of the contract

The Morning Show is the worst show I’ve ever seen and I love every minute of it

Can’t wait to get emails from Democrats during the third term asking me to donate $15 for an ‘Illegitimate President’ bumper sticker www.thedailybeast.com/steve-bannon...

Foo Fighters at Soldier Field next year??? I may need to go to that

When he cares about important social issues 😍😍😍

Never in my life did I imagine I’d have a ticket to see @mulaney.bsky.social at Wrigley Field but here we are

Shohei Ohtani IS going to Toronto. Ohtani is going to be on a flight to Toronto. Ohtani is playing in the World Series in Toronto.

Let’s go Blue Jays!

I TURNED THE GAME OFF TO WATCH THE CHAIR COMPANY I’M SO SORRY SEATTLE

Me, clearly doing fine emotionally: *tears up at what a great dad Bob Belcher is*

WOMP WOMP

That should be us getting our asses handed to us by the greatest baseball player of all time 🥹🥹🥹

tHe bESt TeaM iN bAsEBaLL

I turn 30 in less than six months. How do I become normal and radically fix basically everything about my life before then?

A complicated legacy indeed

Told my nephew last week that we don’t like the Brewers so I asked him who we don’t like again today and he remembered. I’m imparting my wisdom 🥲🥲🥲

I want Kyle back. Kyle Schwarber, that is. My campaign for this STARTS NOW.

ICE / Border Patrol threatening to arrest a cyclist for following and recording in Chicago

I feel like you should make your victory about your team and your fans and not about who you beat, but that’s just me being mad lol

Chicago Cubs? Never heard of them

Might be your last at bat with the Cubs, Kyle. Do something.