I bought a Wild Card ticket so my apologies for them inevitably losing home field advantage

Never before has an event been so very specifically designed for me. Can’t wait @mulaney.bsky.social

@mulaney.bsky.social IS GONNA DO A SHOW AT WRIGLEY FIELD?!?!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT

The rapture is tomorrow. Oh no wait, it’s just a Cubs game that will inevitably piss me off

I do own other clothing, but I will always choose to represent the Cubs when visiting cool places

Always representing the Cubs even in the middle of Yosemite Falls

SUPER BOWL? SUPER BEARS

That feeling of relief when you successfully switch the Apple TV audio to Cubs radio

Going to San José for work in a few weeks. Have never been to California. Tell me what food to eat

Cubs are 21 games over .500 and I've never been so stressed

I was bouncing my nephew’s basketball up and down minding my own business and he looked at me and said “you’re not very good at that” 😔 owned 😔

Are these not extremely normal ages to do all of these things

It’s a great thing that I went blind right before I saw who Busch and Shaw were pictured with after the game yesterday

I’ve never quite gotten over Len leaving but I do quite enjoy Boog and JD most of the time

NICOOOOOOO I NEVER DOUBTED THIS TEAM FOR A SECOND LETS FUCKING GO

It better start pouring so I don’t have to watch tonight’s game

When do we want multiple sclerosis? NOW!

Lol I hate this. How do the Cubs trick me every single year

Part of me really thought the Cubs could win the World Series lol

This is a trap that I yearn to break free from every day

My take on the umpire kid at the Cardinals series this weekend is that I CANT BELIEVE THE CUBS ARE RUINING MY LIFE AND BLOWING IT AGAIN WHY DOES GOD ALLOW ME TO SUFFER SO MUCH

The Cubs are bad again but one day the earth will explode and nothing will exist anymore so overall, I’m feeling pretty chill about it

I really can’t believe we went from having the most fun season since 2016 to this

As hard as this job has been to adjust to, I do get to go to San Jose for free next month. So at least there’s that

Hey Chicago what do you say? The Cubs are gonna ruin my life again today

Please boo the shit out of this team, Wrigley

Have you ever loved something so much you actually hate it? Researchers call it being a Chicago sports fan

My life is over (the Cubs are playing bad)

What the last few weeks have felt like as a Cubs fan

Finally got a professional headshot I don’t entirely hate 🥲

“I’m engaged” “I’m buying a house” “I’m having a baby” congrats? I’m upset because my baseball team didn’t get me anything for the trade deadline

Every trade deadline I’m reminded of how mad I’d be if I got traded for a player to be named later. Wdym you chose someone you don’t even know over me

Re: the Cubs

She’s an AI bot. I’m telling you

I assume the Cubs knew more than was publicly shared about Ryne Sandberg’s condition over the last two weeks or so and they did a really nice job honoring him during broadcasts. JD and Boog did great on air tonight too

Damnit, RIP Ryno

I’m going to walk into the lake (Cubs related)

Matt Shaw, let’s go 👀

brb speeding up death by eating too many hot dogs

Why isn’t everyone at the airport walking as quickly as me? Don’t they know my flight leaves in an hour and 20 minutes and if I don’t get to my gate immediately I’m going to have a panic attack?

Should I wear my Cubs hat on my flight to New York tomorrow yes or yes

Anyone have any recommendations for where I could go to escape my work retreat in *checks notes* Jersey City?

I’ve attended one (1) baseball game this year. Does that mean I qualify for the All Star Game too?

Unfortunately it appears everyone at this job finds me very competent because they keep asking me to do stuff. It’s not what you want

Because we’re Delta Airlines and life is a fucking nightmare

How am I? (Genuinely asking, idk what any of this means)

Amazing deals are always available on the Jewel app

Had a bad day so now I’m sitting in the dark staring at the wall in silence like a movie villain at the beginning of their origin story

It feels so good to have fun watching the Cubs again