Feels like a cheat but my current play on Balatro is to try and get to scientific notation by playing the earliest blinds on the more creative decks. Lots of fun combos being had.

It's okay I did it.

I was ecstatic to receive this message from Fergus regarding "Big Coat Harper!!!!" Her coat's so big because it's where she hides all her knives for backstabbing her friends. Said with love.

Tooth gems as fashion? No dawg looks like you got spinach in your teeth 🙂‍↕️

Very nice to have a meeting with external folks and validate through the trial by fire of their various questions that you do in fact know your shit. Even got a hi five from a colleague afterwards, which is as good as a trophy from this former over-achiever.

Ya boi Mamdani clinched it. Mashallah.

Them: How was your break? Me: Eh it was okay, I’m stressed Them: Oh, why? Me: *motions to real and existential horrors unfolding in my life* Them: oh yeah I forgot about that *motions to horrors* Me: I’m doing lots of crying We’re all just doing our best aren’t we?

Microsoft forced its AI into 365 and wanted people to pay extra for the privilege. Didn't make it obvious that there was an option without AI. The ACCC is now suing them over it. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Five days off work and utterly perplexed with what to do with all my spare time. The Traitors seems like a good time?

Me: 😢 Also me: This is pretty fucked up but *dark humour* as copium

Me: probable ADHDer, chronic oversharer Also me: so would you like to know the family lore?

Boat parties are a trap! Great fun! But then you can’t leave!

How does one navigate the SXSW schedule??

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I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.

Wearing a nose strip on the way to park run to help me breathe better and like what? Am I a human pug? I can smell the flowers? Can also smell the garbage bins better 😿

I’m so annoying today.

James Cameron just wants to be a mermaid and I just think that’s neat.

yesssssss www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPFR...

The water calls to me like it once called to Harold Holt.

Cannot recommend it enough* Logline: alt-universe/alt-history forget Cold War between states imagine a Cold War between six individuals with world ending powers. They must NEVER fight

Weird to talk about comics on main but if you’ve never picked up a comic book in your life I cannot recommend @kierongillen.bsky.social and @casparw.bsky.social’s The Power Fantasy. It is equal parts gorgeous, thought-provoking and highly entertaining. Every issue ups the ante.

Haven't been at my desk for only a full week, and what are emails?

Status: choking on the pollen in Sydney this afternoon

[selling the Apple Watch on my first day] it’s not a step counter, it’s the counter that stepped up

Being over the crest of 30 is finally buying a decent pillow (on discount of course).

What’s with the glasses for water at cafes getting infinitely smaller? Weird trend. I wanna quench my thirst.

Me several times in the past two weeks.

Going to the library is antithetical to my goal of himbo-ing out. I yearn to empty my brain.

I'm not surprised. Just disappointed. www.reviews.org/au/mobile/sa...

The irony of my NBN connection failing a second time today while trying to write about the NBN speed upgrades. Not to mention the fact that the connection point’s means the modem is located in a cupboard above the fridge, so this short king has to pull out the step ladder.

I don’t know how some people are slamming more than a couple of coffees every day. You’re all sick!

One way to cut down the cost of a new iPhone 17/Air/Pro/Pro Max is to trade in your old iPhone — but is this a good value deal? Over at WhistleOut, I’ve crunched the numbers to try to find out. #Apple #iPhone17 #iPhoneAir #iPhone17ProMax www.whistleout.com.au/MobilePhones...

Nothing makes my brain hum like a spreadsheet with checkboxes.

I'm so allergic to the outside right now. Every time I go for a walk, I become itchy.

Here’s how much the iPhone 17 will set you back in Australia. The cosmic orange colourway 🫣👀

New from me 👇 www.whistleout.com.au/MobilePhones...

Morning walks sure hit different the day of rubbish collection 😩🤢

I do like that the new thing to give out at conferences is socks. Is that a recession indicator?

Guess who just found their missing AirPod (missing for months) precisely 12 days after spending $130 to replace the missing bud. Dis guy 🤦‍♂️

Anyway realised at some point I stopped sharing my work online, so here is some interesting analysis from Opensignal. www.whistleout.com.au/Broadband/Ne...

Outing myself as a big dumb dumb online, but do you ever catch yourself in how reliant on tech/services you are? I went to check my Google Calendar to see what the date would be on Monday, and stopped myself because it's just today plus 3. 🫣

It's my annual productivity post! What I'm still doing, what I stopped doing, and what I'm trying. Plus, the mundane and non-transformational ways I am using AI www.platformer.news/productivity...

Obsessed with the new Ninajirachi album, it has soundtracked my entire last two weeks. 🎶🎧

Highly dislike AI-generated imagery in stock libraries but every now and then, you just get the funniest, most unnatural stock from real people.

Crazy how you turn 30 and suddenly appreciate green beans

Woke up with a case of stoopid.

Porting your number is in the top 3 most stressful life admin tasks. Every time!

Realising the reason I chew through so much mobile data is because I’m a voice memo fiend.