Things that do not belong together.

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I get ventilated bags. I get resealable bags. Some things do not go together.

Starlee & the Moonbeams!

Google AI says I am Legion

Humberto or Imelda could change this, but drought is all over right now.

#MaryWorth is creepy. That is all.

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Oooh! Will #MaryWorth find out how old Shovey is getting on?

Running into Sophie in Drobak, Norway. Of course!

Reddit might want to tweak their ad placement.

One Last Mission! What could go wrong?

#MaryWorth went there. Well, somewhere. You're welcome.

#MaryWorth 's version of Door Dash is better than most

Wilbur has a common problem : How to rid his condo of his crazy girlfriend trying to kill his daughter and goldfish. Drowning? Forcing her to eat her own poison? Asking her politely to leave? He'll probably go nuclear : Send her to chat with #MaryWorth

Somebody finally describes Mike Johnson properly.

#MaryWorth eases its way towards the eternal question : Pets or meat?

Lasagna week in Luann, #MaryWorth & my house. I spent an hour on prep & managed to forget the greens that are central to our recipe. Still better than...

Hiding out at Charterstone, where the only thing happening is Dawn Weston's father's girlfriend trying to kill her. Don;t worry, #MaryWorth is on the case, protecting people with a plethora of platitudes

The US State Department has been sending letters all over Europe since March demanding that contractors who might do work for US Embassies follow Trumps anti-DEI orders. Of course, this has not gone over well. www.newsweek.com/european-cit...

So if they agree on a lunch order, that's 1 deal for everybody at the table right? Plus one for not tipping, of course.

Rick Riordan is great to follow for odd gods, but don't rely on him to tell a tom from a hen.

A pyramid scheme! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_R...

Rather than dealing with the collapse of the USA, let's go to the low stakes, slow paced world of #MaryWorth

If you can't get a prisoner back, isn't that a pretty strong argument that the whole operation should be shut down immediately?

#MaryWorth is showing promise. Also, the quote is almost accurate but lacks context - It's from The Importance of Being Earnest

I haven't posted about #MaryWorth in months, so, to catch everyone up on all the developments, Mary has new nail polish.

Watching Olivier's Hamlet Is it a problem that the actress playing Gertrude is 11 years younger than Olivier?

How the hell do I get AI results removed from Google searches?

This half nosed harridan is not the #MaryWorth we know & more or less tolerate.

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Dick Tract is still antifa. Not sure why he changed Zyklon B to Xylon.

Despite the peyote stir fry, Dawn is exactly the same as she's always been. Such is life in #MaryWorth

The last panel, April waking up from her domestic nightmare, is @drawmanley.bsky.social showing how it's done.

#MaryWorth 's getting warmed up. Her new guest columns could be even better than her "Review past interactions" from last time around.

Thug Saturday in Phantom & Rex Morgan. Don't leave your house, ever!

Oh Noes! Thanksgiving is 2 days away. Will Charterstone starve? Will Toby find a rotisserie chicken in time?

After 90 years, Iron #MaryWorth finally has the sniffles. Enjoy it now, because this is going to turn into a 3 month tribute to her awesomeness.

June Brigman's interest level in today's #MaryWorth is reflected in the background detail

Sorry, #MaryWorth, but a marriage needs some WOOF!

Back in 2016, a local crank endorsed Trump because he'd hire the best people. thehill.com/policy/defen...

Mary Worth is pretty basic today : SOB!

SOB! GULP! Dawning self-awareness. Mary Worth is going to take at least a month of victory laps for this.

"An engagement dinner thrown by my cousin" makes one (me) wish Estelle threw a jam covered crumpet at Ted instead of a ring.

Amazing how Mary Worth can look the same day after day. SOB!

The lazy drawing in Mary Worth Panel 2 says we can probably skip this week.

Estelle seems a mite upset. No sign of Mary Worth.

Tension rising at Mary Worth! SOB! WOOF... MEOW... Has been dialed up to SOB! WOOF! MEOW!

Woof, meow, & sob must eternally circle the Slough of Despond. Sorry. It's Mary Worth's rules.

Getting married is a human problem. So don't. NEXT!!! Alas, Mary Worth has her condo wired.