I’m ready for the 1800 player main event of @facetofacegames.bsky.social #SpotlightEclipsed in Toronto - the biggest ever North American Spotlight and the largest gathering of @magic.wizards.com players in Canada in history! I’ll be at table 324 & feel free to stop by and say hi!

I’m blaming my 0-3 and dropping on my terrible sealed pool. Hopefully the lcq tomorrow goes better

Good day 1 but I think I used up all my luck. Opened a sealed pool with *6 mythics*

I just woke up. $425,000 for @translifeline.org. I feel like I must still be asleep, must still be dreaming that this is happening, but it's true. You are all amazing. We have one day left. Let's make some magic! 💜🤍💙💜🤍💙

First time in Toronto, any advice for things to do when I inevitably bomb out of the tournament tomorrow?

Trying to desperately get good at lorwyn limited for a tournament in 2 days www.twitch.tv/duncancantdie

Lorwyn pre release was fun but my pool was probably the worst I’ve ever had. 0-4 and clear last place loooool

@lurnings.bsky.social pls follow me back :)

I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game

thinking about "Brother Lobo," a Twitter user with an ancient warrior avatar who said we need to defend objective beauty, but turns out he wears vibram five fingers

Homie, my brother in Arceus. What do you mean by making music is inaccessible?? I learned through watching 360p YouTube videos on a barely working laptop with totally legal software as a high schooler 😭 Made this using AI? Nah man, that’s actual fraud behavior. No respect for the art or yourself

Hahaha, right?! Or what about mandatory disclosures for the discrepancy between the salaries of the CEO and their lowest paid worker? That would be so funny, right?! Let’s do it as a funny joke!!!

Got a copy of the first time Terry Pratchett was ever published for my birthday. I’m made up.

I am so glad I waited for full release to play Hades 2. Probably one of my top 5 games of all time. If you told past me they could improve hades combat this much I’d have called you a liar. 10/10. No notes.

Can someone explain this to me? I’m in a shop and this is just… here.

So… apparently a hot take but I actually think Bluesky changing its terms and services to ban Lolicon is an exceptionally good thing. Not sure why that’s a contested issue tbh.

All other megas: “I will achieve my peak form!!!” Mega greninja: I’m upside down now

A Hindu telling a Christian he will see him in Valhalla is legitimately peak comedy.

The Mega Raichus can’t hurt me. They’re not real.

Hold it against my head and threaten to leak the next Pokemon region.

Like him or hate him at least he paid the price for his “prudent deal” himself.

finally, women representation in gaming

Did it happen?

If they don’t make a goddam beanbag chair.

If a certain creator has always had a certain ideology. Has visited a certain country and has ended friendships with people who disagree with that countries foreign policy. Finally after being called out refuses to speak up and clarify it’s a “misunderstanding” He probably supports the ideology.

This is 100% dunkeys fault.

You could even call it a… free for all.

Now that’s generational wealth.

For anyone wondering, I got absolutely obliterated in this draft. 0-3 overall and 0-2 in all games. Almost like dropping me into a cube draft with a whole bunch of pro players isn’t going to end well for me or something… Still the most fun I’ve ever had drafting. The power level was *insane*

Gotta take out the fire nation spy some how (with @missberyl.bsky.social and @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social)

I’m so sunfrazzled in this pic. I queued outside for hours before this so I have an excuse. I need to wear sunblock more.

I got the sdcc mtg exclusive. Is this character important or something?

These 2 guys were paying kids to run in the road in front of cars at SDCC for their 114 follower twitch stream. Anyone recognise them so we can get them banned? I was just walking past and saw it and they were fronting like they were huge streamers when they only had 4 viewers.

So are any of my mutuals also at SDCC? Lmk

So, legit the only thing I care to know, does Pokemon ZA have multiplayer? Specifically battles with other players. I want to actually battle. Ngl it looks good but single player Pokemon doesn’t have too much appeal to me.

The trend of people putting up TikTok’s about their “polyphonic perception” is honestly one of the funniest things social media has ever produced. People are so delusional they now think actively listening to music is some kind of unique talent they have. It’s so good.

If, hypothetically, there was a giant list of nonces that, again hypothetically (since I live in the US on a green card so I wouldn’t have an opinion on any US politics obviously) I think it’s a good thing if that list is released publicly, regardless of who is on it. Being a nonce is very bad.

New Superman movie actually made me enjoy a super hero movie again. Absolute gem. 10/10. Honestly now looking forward to gunns DC universe.

You can race as penguin. Nothing else matters. We have achieved the peak.

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

I need it to be known that I am constructed alternatively

“Science is corrupt because the facts don’t agree with what my brain worm tells me”

@virtuallymarti.bsky.social hap birf :)

The craziest part of all of this is anyone ever threatening CANADA. Do y’all not know that literally half of the things banned by the Geneva convention are there *because of canada*? They don’t play.

My Pepsi can was booby trapped (factory error didn’t fold the tab properly so it was razor sharp and sliced clean through my finger when I was opening)

If asmongold wants to be a coal miner *this badly* why doesn’t he just go do it?

⬇️a➡️ ⬇️a➡️ Pls work

I’ve been so offline I’m only now discovering the H3H3 stuff. What happened? I mainly remember him for being about protecting creators from crazy content claims. What a shame.

The US having a government mandated “autism registry” is absolutely unhinged. We live in a black mirror episode.