me and my bf if we were demon twinks doing telepathy on an old man with parkinsons:

I’ve been in Miami this past weekend and not a single person has sniffed my armpits isn’t that so messed up and sick and twisted

POV: I’m your uber driver, you get in my car and it reeks with musk. Is that normal? You think so… wait, when did you get in the front passenger seat? And why am I shirtless? Is that normal too? Maybe it is… and when I say I accept tips in pit licks that sounds pretty normal all of the sudden too…

Had the public bath at the hotel all to myself the other night 🫣

🤨 wouldn’t you like a peak…

*stopping mid-blowjob* wow diva your cock is so slay boots

Tbh. I’d like to not be human anymore. Mayhaps an eastern kobold. Or a slime. Or a mimic.

There’s a full version but you gotta ask for it ☺️

Boing boing boing boing

m'lady? care for some fat boy cock? =w=

I have an obsesión to looking like a dork.

It’s a Sunday!

Me: let’s post about how we dreamt our ex who is still our friend finally replied to our text but it was only a dream Me#2: or we post about how much we hate trend followers who are insincere and constantly need outside validation? Me#3: post about how u wanna fuck some pussy/hole rn =w=

“You okay?” Yeah, why? “You just got quiet. Just wanted to check if you were okay.” I’m just thinking 💭 “Well… you don’t think quietly.” It’s true what they do say, to be known is to be loved. 🥰

The intimacy of being silly together 🥵 >>>>

“What’s the dog’s name?” Kitten 🙂 “But that’s…” 🤨 he’s called kitten.

Lol. New me? Sometimes I’m kitten. A lot of the time I’m dog. 🐕 lmaooo here we go. Dogsona activate

I think I need to draw something horny to get good real fast

10 years later still drawing fat things <3 Wish life was more lenient. Wish my brain enjoyed the process of creating when I was in my mid 20’s. I’m glad to still be progressing but I feel like I’ve lost so much to circumstance, self imposed penance, and anxieties.

sometimes characters have sex by standing apart from each other fully armoured and hyper aware of each other’s every infinitesimal movement, don’t worry about it

a piece from 10 years ago. lol... i need to find my stylus =_=

Something about being compared to the sun and being bright makes me happy and smiley but also gets me very despondent; they cant always want the sun…

My voice is too clean to scream I HATE IT give me rasp!

peak marketability

My love language is sneaking away to spend time with a boy and sneaking kisses in when no one sees.

calling for people to respect the kinda cringe deviantart-tier softcore fetish art of 20 years ago in the same way as the elder gays who don't always use comfortable language but went through it in the 80s they walked so we could run

🐕 I wanna make a stray doggy sona.

Love to take Wilbur to my favorite spot in the woods~ And he loves to be a good oinker for me 💦 💕 Comm for @exopaz.bsky.social ! Thank uuuu

From the ages of 30-40 I’m gonna become a popufur. I swear it ON MY LIFE

AI IS DYING REPOST TO MAKE IT DIE FASTER

😟 why do romantic partners feel compelled to try to vore me? It’s been more than once now that a guy bit me and said “sorry I just had to bite you.”

4 am… go to sleep or draw?

This is how you flirt with me

Here - Gator Days

Had the best actual “date” of my life and bruh. 😩 how do I not like fall so deeply in L*** like. What do you mean we walked all this way to sit and watch falling stars?!

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Girl not me cryinggggggg

I want the record to show, that if I were a girl I’d be lesbian. I’d ditch boys! Forever. Unless you’re a cute boy. Than make me your wife. But only if you’re cute! But I want a wife too!

Mastercard, Visa, PayPal, Stripe. Don’t forget to complete your dailies!! stop-paypros.neocities.org

I just wanna know what it’s like to be big and beefy. Ya know. Someone freaky Friday with me just for a little bit PLEASE.

Well, that was predictable. Shoulda got the 5x I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sadly I don’t think I can bring myself to wear this to the state fair, so have a $45 tummy Tuesday chuckle at my expense

Bruh

Damn I’m like really shy around guys I like like like

I kinda draw life if shin Chan were a furry. I still miss my crayon brush… RIP sai…

Today alone I got up, got dressed for the bar, had a kiki with some friends, changed the wheels on my skateboard, almost did an Ollie, watched anime, grabbed pizza, drew for like 2 hours lol. Anyway, it sounds like I’m life maxxing but really I just miss doing things.

I look like this IRL BTW! And I am rude! And will antagonize you~!!

=___= getting really jealous of people who are partnered up and shit. Ugh. Wish I had a person fr.

New gear fetish??? Meet me in the locker room after practice sorta vibe?? Woahhhhh