Being a hostage ruined blinking twice for me

hello Emily are you single. I need you more than I need air to breathe

It comes with egg roll? Wow. I didn't know that, I'm now just learning it comes with egg roll for the first time.

hung out with this Russian dude and he put on a 30 minute David Guetta playlist video and we basically watched a David Guetta slideshow

(my chemical romance voice) when I was a young boy my father called me a gay boy sissy

chat lgpt

bluesky invite tonite queen ?? bluesky invite tonite? 👀👀

I can finally joke about killing myself

guy who tries to eat all of the fortune cookies in pursuit of secret ancient knowledge

Who cares if they sell my information to China? In fact, I think the Chinese should have access to everything.

pride month is over and my uncle is wondering how he can have gay sex again. someone please help.

you must choose mr. Bond

the cashier at the grocery store asked if I had a rewards card with them and I said no and they all started laughing at me and started throwing rocks at me and then they took a gun out and started shooting me and also one of them called me fat and gay and poor and a whore

how the fuck am I supposed to convince people to buy pics of my boobs on here

lowbies unite

twitter down and I don't know how I'm going to waste time on the clock, what's the point of working anymore

Pei Wei Herman and he's Chinese

Looking for 10,000 people, I'm going to follow you all.

when I can't figure out how to use this shit and I also hate how hot it is

back in my day, the only blue sky we ever talked about was the one up above

how the hell do some of y'all have 2k posts on here already

Can we threaten to kill people on here

hello