Currently being swept away in the majesty of peak funeral doom

New monthly album spotlight! We’re looking back at March to shine a bit of extra light on the albums we think deserve it the most. We’ve got 12(!) of ‘em, so hopefully there’s a little something for everyone. Read here: noobheavy.com/march-releas...

Immolation, still good. And timely youtu.be/aSAX6hpiTZM

Tremendous amounts of rippage going on in the new Ecchymosis

New Warning, not a drill, etc.

Fuck yeah Michigan basketball

Dan Hurley has a remarkably punchable face

Currently revisiting a hell of a goddamn album

Lovely write up from Kep on "My Restless Temple!" @fiadh.bsky.social tapes coming soon In the meantime digi and vinyl available! aliciacordisco.bandcamp.com/album/my-res...

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New monthly album spotlight! We’re looking back at March to shine a bit of extra light on the albums we think deserve it the most. We’ve got 12(!) of ‘em, so hopefully there’s a little something for everyone. Read here: noobheavy.com/march-releas...

Kicking off the week with something violent

I will never understand why no pitcher on earth can throw to first base reliably

Normalize sick ass bands with names that are just normal words

Recapping today in Michigan sports: Tigers win Pistons win, clinch the 1-seed Michigan basketball dominates Arizona, goes to championship game The Red Wings also played

Michigan rocked Arizona so hard they got to put in the walk-ons in a Final Four game

Arizona getting THUMPED lmao

What a goddamn half from Michigan. Bigtime basketball

Pistons clinch the 1 seed, lfg baby

Mario movie review: well that sure was a vehicle for references to a bunch of stuff we all love, which is fine and good

Pre-bed reiteration that this game is a blast

We’ve got another quarterly roundup of hardcore demos over at the site! Ellis continues his yeoman’s work, keeping us apprised of the hottest new underground shit in the scene Read it here: noobheavy.com/demolicious-...

Starting here today. Four dudes from Georgia playing trad heavy metal with lyrics about Chinese history

We’re drinking makgeolli tonight, this is a good day

We’ve got another quarterly roundup of hardcore demos over at the site! Ellis continues his yeoman’s work, keeping us apprised of the hottest new underground shit in the scene Read it here: noobheavy.com/demolicious-...

Oh shit, new Non Est Deus. Somehow totally missed that this was coming

New Periphery song good. Seems like they might be moving away from the feel of the last album, which is a good idea imo

Good morning, listen to Growth

It’s still this

Our streaming numbers have collapsed over the last few months (it's our fault, we've been focussed on writing/recording and neglected the promo side) so if anyone wants to share this around we'd welcome the help! FFO: Allegaeon, Abysmal Dawn, Dyscarnate open.spotify.com/artist/5YOoY...

Kiddo and I started playing Absolum today. Fun as hell, side-scrolling beat ‘em up roguelike, like if you mixed the old TMNT arcade game with Hades but put it in a fantasy setting

I’m not gonna lie, Backrooms looks cool and I’m gonna watch that shit

Have I ever told y’all about how when my wife eats cereal she uses two bowls, she puts milk in one and dry cereal in the other and then moves the cereal over to the milk bit by bit

Happy Trans Day of Visibility, trans friends. The bravery you show to be yourselves in this world is staggering and you deserve nothing but good things

New Dionysiaque is very cool. I couldn’t get into their first, but that was a couple years back so decided to give this a try and glad I did. Kickass doom with some thrash bits, super unique vocals ranging from theatrical stentorian baritone cleans to full screams and a few wails

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

Listening to *checks notes* Peking Opera Death Metal, aka death metal with Peking opera percussion instead of a drumset. Not gonna lie, this shit slaps

ACAB, as always, includes NBA refs

Still can’t believe Alex Caruso is an NBA player

Justin Verlander pitching for the Tigers again 🥹

“This is no country for old men”

Yeah fuck this dude. Glad the Pistons dumped him

Morning office tunes. If y'all haven't listened to this yet, I highly recommend you fix that shit ASAP

New Periphery announced, v excite

Bekor Qilish with another fucking rad ass slapper

Once again: I picked Duke, but also fuck Duke

HOLY SHIT UCONN

Once again: I picked Duke, but also fuck Duke

That’s a hell of a half from Michigan, lfg

Did I just listen to Power Paladin at 11:30pm? I sure did