Good morning, friends. My 5yo son just beat Manus, Father of the Abyss

Dio what the shit are you talking about

OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING

I had missed this new Diva Karr earlier in the year, just getting to it now. It is extremely good shit

Oh shit new Snorlax inbound!

Trichomoniasis continue to be extremely good at bashing my skull in but, like, in an experimental way

Underwhelming release day so instead I’m listening to this beast, which turned 19 today

This is good shit here. Environmentalist/vegan metalcore out of Finland, pissed as hell

Artorias: that was a good fucking fight

Extremely proud to announce that Sallow Moth signed to Willowtip Records. Check out the first single for the upcoming album on their YouTube and on streaming services. Vinyl editions and CDs can be preordered on the Sallow Moth Bandcamp or Willowtip.com Album out July 24.

Dear everyone who gets to be at MDF this year: fuck you (also I hope you have a wonderful time)

If elected president I promise to make one-ply toilet paper illegal

Rolling on to the next one

Accidentally typed “Carnifez” and suddenly imagined Scott Ian Lewis doing death growls in a funny little hat

Haven’t played this at high volume levels in a while, time to change that

Haven't seen anybody talking about this Vanishing Grasp EP but hoping that changes, it's very good shit. Solo death metal from the Unsouling guy

Dear parents who do their kindergartener’s school projects for them: fuck you

Once again

See, an absolute mess

Man that Seath fight was a mess. Not because it was hard but because I got stuck in close and ended up wailing on him while I couldn’t see shit lmao

The wildest thing to happen in Dark Souls so far: the fucking clams in the Crystal Cave killing my weapon durability

Some tasty ass melodeath with metalcore leanings here. Shit rocks. Also Juanjo art!

Parody death metal band called Cownibal Corpse about undead bovines that eat humans

This passage is an absolute bitch. And I have big hands!

Sometimes you just gotta listen to a banger

Look at that big bastard

Four Kings down, took two tries

Reporter: sir do you enjoy burgers Mark Cuban, eating a crunchwrap inside a Taco Bell: I’m not gonna get into food today

Might fuck around and review the new Funebrarum

Naming a band Icy Hot and writing black metal songs about the desert

Wait wait, they might be on to something here

With a few exceptions, the black metal releases of the last couple of years haven’t been hitting for me. Seems like this is gonna be one of the exceptions

“anti-Abrahamic religions” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Turns out you can just turn off the TV and stop watching your team get run off their own court in an elimination game. Feels better

Cavs are a whole team of little flopping bitches

Welp. Enjoyed this Pistons season. Hopefully next year will have a better ending

Saw a bumper sticker that said “We are all Charlie Kirk” but we’re not actually because that loser is dead as hell

Win this shit for Andy, Pistons

Killed Sif in one try. Bowed to her after because I feel bad about it

This shit is pretty damn good

Listening to some feral ass grindcore

There’s still time for me to hate myself but at this point I feel like the difficulty curve of this Dark Souls run is lowering quickly as the game goes on

Waiting in line at the car wash and the car in front of me can’t figure out how to get into neutral

Do you think the Bluey music guy knew how much of a banger the Keepy Uppy song was when he wrote it

This just in: Dark Souls is a really good game

Sometimes people post pictures of their kids and I’m just like damn, if my kid looked like that I wouldn’t post pictures

Paul fuckin’ Reed, man

Caris LeVert needs to get off my basketball team

It’s a great day to listen to weirdo shit

Practice sessions as a professional musician are 50% good intelligent practice, 25% reviewing things I don’t need to review but I enjoy playing, and 25% putting off learning the one goddamn page I’ve been avoiding