When you don’t win the match in regulation

Played some Brahms this morning with a violist friend. Guy came up to me after and complimented me and said he was a pianist too. Then he asked me if the composer was Mozart This man is not a pianist

I am listening to brutal death metal

It’s Snorlax time motherfuckers

Feel terrible for Courtois, he wouldn’t have allowed that rebound

Lukaku coming in, now shit gets real

Dark Souls players:

🚨 NEW REVIEW No Cure have been bringing straight edge Alabama hardcore to the world since 2022 and their star has risen quickly for good reason. It Is Going to Get Dark is their first LP, and it rocks. Read my thoughts on it here: noobheavy.com/album-review...

Why does it seem like every Houston-based metal musician has been in Oceans of Slumber

A few screenshots from our journey so far through Shadow of the Erdtree. What a kickass DLC for a kickass game

I have some stories about printing out MapQuest directions to find places in downtown DC

🚨 NEW REVIEW No Cure have been bringing straight edge Alabama hardcore to the world since 2022 and their star has risen quickly for good reason. It Is Going to Get Dark is their first LP, and it rocks. Read my thoughts on it here: noobheavy.com/album-review...

New review dropping later today

Listening to Argentinian death metal

What if I became one of those guys who always plays “River Flows in You” on every piano he sees

My wife always says that seeing Pollock’s Lavender Mist in person was life-changing for her

Sometimes you just gotta slow clap for Kpop

Goooood morning folks, we’ve got another roundup of extremely sweet hardcore demos over at the site. Read em!

It’s a great day to eat Shin Ramyun Toomba flavor

Goooood morning folks, we’ve got another roundup of extremely sweet hardcore demos over at the site. Read em!

Up late and looking for something to read or bang your head to? Ellis’ second edition of Demolicious Derby ‘26 is up and ready to entertain! It’s full of The Good Shit noobheavy.com/demolicious-...

Updated the midyear best albums list to remove an album that was genAI-friendly, whoops. The article is the better for it now, so you should read it again 🙏 noobheavy.com/halfway-to-t...

Updated the midyear best albums list to remove an album that was genAI-friendly, whoops. The article is the better for it now, so you should read it again 🙏 noobheavy.com/halfway-to-t...

Hell fucking yes

Well this game rocks already

Just beat Commander Gaius. He was a motherfucker, hit like a truck

Good morning folks, my midyear best albums list is live! Please give it a read and let me know what you think noobheavy.com/halfway-to-t...

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

Lots of y’all are asleep but if you’re awake then congrats, you get to be the first ones to check out my midyear best albums list 🔥 noobheavy.com/halfway-to-t...

That’s one of the dumbest plays I’ve ever seen in the World Cup lmao

Save me, grocery store beer fridge

Did No Clean Singing just post what I think they posted or am I hallucinating

Folks, we did it

Get in loser, we’re speedrunning Ranni’s quest so we can get Ranni’s Dark Moon and 100% Elden Ring

Need a shirt with the word FROLIC on it

The soccer is good

Just took out Messmer on my first try, that was an adrenaline rush right there

Looks like the Blood Red Thrones are playing against the Sepulturas. I hope they both have a good time

Holy hell, just found out I missed a new Emaciated EP back in January. Fucking slaps

I was skeptical of this Loneshore album but turns out it’s very good. The cleans are nice and the vibes are just The Ocean-y enough

Participating in the great American pastime (we’re at IKEA)

Once again listening to the best death/doom album of the year (Furnace Floor)

Made a giant fuck off salad

We want to be clear, all four of us stand, arm in arm, against this racist, bigoted bullshit that is happening. We support our communities and all the resistance that’s happening in Minnesota and elsewhere. FUCK ICE #chingalamigra #fuckice

The youngest just now: “why are houses so expensive? Houses should be cheap. I say that because if you have no house but you need to stay cool or something you would need it to be cheap. Houses should be free!” The kids, they are radicalizing themselves

Should’ve let them have the throw-in imo

God I love sports

Let’s go baby, the upset has life!

Y’all fuckers better get ready, my midyear article is almost set

Is it a millennial-coded trait to fucking hate short form video content with the fire of a thousand suns, because I fucking hate short form video content with the fire of a thousand suns