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It’s Sunday, and you know what that means It’s time to watch Chef and My Fridge

I love it when death metal is v ugly

Folks we got us some DODGEBALL SNARE

Playing through Silksong Act III and honestly I think Team Cherry should be in jail

Kid started another Silksong playthrough and is already basically done with Act I. He’s bought exactly two maps and killed almost every boss on his first try. Playtime: 2 hours and 40 minutes 🤷‍♂️

You must choose: You’ve Got Mail or Sleepless in Seattle?

Listening to slam

Owning the libs by getting punched real hard in the face

Today in new music that's very fun: Greyhawk

Have y'all watched this 15-minute music video they dropped today? It's cheesy as all hell and genuinely hilarious in the best possible way youtu.be/NqDPTB7ai1c

This morning at 7am one of the little dudes from my daughter’s class put a Valentines gift and card on the porch for her. This 9yo is going above and beyond lol

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

Fuckin WORM

Overheard in the choir concert green room just now: “it’s like the closer I get to Bakersfield, the less color the sky has”

Sometimes I see an album that’s the kind of music I usually like but the cover art sucks so bad I can’t bring myself to listen to it

🚨 NEW REVIEW You all are never gonna believe this but I reviewed a death metal album. Who is it, you ask? It’s fucking Slaughterday, the rock solid German duo who bring us their fifth LP on Friday. Read about the riffs here: noobheavy.com/album-review...

In celebration

New Melechesh coming on the same day as the new Immolation. What a fucking world

Checking out this Oreamnos EP, which I somehow missed last year

Didn’t get a chance to review it but this record fucking rules. Feels meaner and more sinister than their older stuff imo

Signs your transcriber doesn’t know what they’re doing: marking a quarter note tempo for a piece in which the beat is based on dotted quarters

No idea what’s going on on this cover but it’s a fun OSDM split

In case you didn’t see it yesterday:

Attention bands: we have reached our quota of intro tracks named “Exordium.” Please cease naming your intro tracks “Exordium”

🚨 NEW REVIEW You all are never gonna believe this but I reviewed a death metal album. Who is it, you ask? It’s fucking Slaughterday, the rock solid German duo who bring us their fifth LP on Friday. Read about the riffs here: noobheavy.com/album-review...

Our new song, "First As Tragedy", is now available exclusively as part of the 'Rage Against the Dying of the Hungry" charity comp on Bandcamp, with all proceeds going to support the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. Download the full compilation here: hungercompuk.bandcamp.com/album/freshl...

Just realized this is the Ueldes guy and that meant I had to check it out. Pretty atmoblack with lots of melody and grandiose tendencies, very nicely done

Gross death metal mornings

What would you say if I told you I was reviewing a death metal album

Oh HELL yeah, our boy is back

Listened to some Dutch death metal this morning. Solid, ugly stuff

The true California driving experience is doing 80 in a 65 while someone passes you on the right

Tried these. They were weird

Gonna start doing a bit where I encourage people to ask me for music recs but I just recommend “The Killchain” by Bolt Thrower every time

Listening to my favorite Opeth album

Such a shame Korn hasn’t put out an album since 2003

This shit fucks and you should absolutely be listening to it right now

Mindblowing that the Patriots gave Campbell so little help. Precious little TE help or chips from receivers that I remember

What a dramatic failure of gameplanning by Vrabel and McDaniels

Seattle’s MVP so far is the Patriots offensive line

Vrabel coaching like a coward

Kenneth Walker looks like he’s 45 years old

That was a goddamn party

Goddamn, Ricky Martin in the halftime show. What a world

Man Hunter Henry sucks, he’s so annoying

I know he’s a rookie and the matchups have been tough across the board but Will Campbell getting his ass handed to him in every postseason game is not encouraging

I see Joe Montana couldn’t be bothered to dress up at all

I’ve never seen Charlie Puth’s face before in my life

Forgot to show y’all that the kid beat the First Sinner yesterday