Clearly out of bounds on the return but again, lmao

Lmao

So we’ve officially gotten to the point where my 5yo can beat me straight up at Smash Bros. most of the time

My AOTY video celebrating my 5 favorite albums of 2025 #Metalsky

"Dark Arms Reach Skyward With Bone White Fingers II: Be (Not) Afraid" will release on January 1, 2026. Artwork by Melanie Hutchins. #metalsky

Remember when Ben Johnson had Jameson Williams throw a deep pass in the second half of a playoff game when the Lions desperately needed to score

Ben Johnson getting characteristically too cute when it mattered

Good defensive football is fun and good actually

I love Goff and I loved Stafford but sometimes I watch teams with quarterbacks who can move and I’m like…it would be nice to have that

I usually dislike it when primarily harsh vocal bands add cleans, which sometimes makes people think I’m one of those “clean vocals are for losers” meatheads The reason is actually that I believe people who can’t sing shouldn’t

Drinking a White Russian, as one does

Hey guys, commissions also open

DEATH METAL

2025 sucked for many reasons but the worst part is that none of Brendan Auld’s projects put out new music

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

The year-end response to Spectrum has been astounding I'm so grateful to everyone who has including the album in their "best of 2025" lists and articles Here are some freebies of the album as a "thank you"! amiintrouble.bandcamp.com/yum

Silksong update: I have finally made it to Act 2. Will I ever make it to Act 3? Who knows

Randomly remembered Hulk Hogan died this year lmao

A bottle of port is the key to a good holiday

The NFL should never play on Christmas again btw

Too bad the Lions OL has been a train wreck this year

Bring on that last place schedule

We’re on to 2026

This game is depressing and not just because my team is losing

I hate Van Ginkel so much man

Trash ass call

Hell yeah

It is 7:06am and present opening is already well underway. Have kids, they said lmao

Solidarity to all the parents up late setting up Christmas shit for the kids

Christmas Eve mood music

And now for something festive

In case anyone is wondering, this Vaughan Williams is the best Christmas carol arrangement for choir: youtu.be/eQa3yWWw_7w

new K(EP) list dropped

My wife’s cousin accidentally sliced off the pad of her thumb with a potato peeler, which means she can now commit crimes as long as she only uses her thumb to do it

Merry Christmas ya filthy metalheads My top 5 EPs article is live. Make my day and read it. noobheavy.com/keps-best-ep...

Guy who says “happy Christmas” like a British

Exercising this week solely so that I can also drink this week

Let’s talk EPs! I’ve got 13 on the year that I think deserve a mention. Here are 8 of them:

You’ll note that this is only 8 of the 13 EPs I mentioned. The reason for that is that I’m dropping my top 5 in article form on the site tomorrow. So make sure you read that shit

LARKIN BABY

Let’s talk EPs! I’ve got 13 on the year that I think deserve a mention. Here are 8 of them:

95% of modern trad metal

It's Monday of Christmas week, and we've got the first of our end of year lists to share with you all. Ellis kicks things off with his multi-list article. Dig in for his picks for 2025's best demos, EPs, and albums. A ton of wicked good picks in here: noobheavy.com/ellis-end-of...

Announcement of sorts youtu.be/hxhtlSzS2Po

Pistons win again

starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me

Monday night slamming brutal death

That’s a poorly made Lego model

Still not over how weird Philip Rivers’ throwing motion is

Thinking that tomorrow seems like a good day to post my top EPs of the year