It's been nearly a month and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."

No room in the inn for baby Jesus this year.

You wouldn't have to worry so much about coverage for black lung if you hadn't just voted to kill the ACA. How many VA miners are dependent on Obamacare benefits? Stop posturing and actually do your job, Tim.

Don't let fascists misappropriate your stuff. The flag isn't their flag. The national anthem isn't their song. The constitution doesn't allow for anything they do. Lincoln didn't start their movement. They're not "true patriots" in any sense of either word. And they definitely don't follow Jesus.

This kind of crap is why I'm having trouble letting go of the concept of Hell. How can someone who pepper sprays a baby be redeemed?

Merry Toyotathon and happy Honda Days to all who celebrate.

Proud to announce that I'm making up a Finchwood Peace Prize and awarding it to whoever gives me the most money.

Senator, the best things you can do for miners are: 1. Get them reliable, affordable healthcare. 2. Invest in cleaner energy sources here in VA. Yes. This puts miners out of a job, and yes that's the best thing for them. ... ... 172. Make up some stupid day that does no practical good for anyone.

Putin, you idiot... what have you done??? search.app/uZEX8

Everyday for the last ten years, Donald Trump has used his bully pulpit to incite violence against Americans for any reason he decides. He is a terrorist. His supporters are terrorists. We do not negotiate with terrorists.

Bible verse of the day is Micah 7:3 Both hands are skilled in doing evil; the ruler demands gifts, the judge accepts bribes, the powerful dictate what they desire— they all conspire together.

I know this is supposed to be a parody account... but this post is straight Bible.

Watching Bob the Builder and getting WAAAAY too invested in the will they won't they between Bob and Wendy. Where my Bendy shippers at?

I finally got around to watching Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale, and I have to congratulate Mr. Sambrook. I honestly didn't expect him to survive to the end of the movie.

"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved. Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."

My guy... if you want to impress a lady, make a whole brisket. It's not hard in a crock pot. Roast some potatoes with rosemary, make salad from a bag, and spend $10-$20 on an okay red wine blend. Send her home at the end of the evening with leftovers. She WILL be thinking about you the next day.

Happy national "Ham is Infinitely Better than Turkey" day to everyone else who celebrates. May your side dishes be glorious and satisfying today.

Forget about illegal vs legal military orders for a second. Bottom line: if your boss tells you to murder someone and you do it... you're going to answer to God for that one. Refuse to obey all IMMORAL orders, not just the illegal ones.

Do not take Prozac on an empty stomach. Especially if you're also on Prednisone. Also on an empty stomach. This is a weird day.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind is a Thanksgiving movie. Change my mind.

And a happy new year to all.

When you "own the libs," but then can't also afford to own anything else.

A movie that takes place where you're from

My knowledge of colors is not sophisticated enough for this game.

Proud of my hometown. If we're still living in the US few years from now, this is the very high school my son will go to. I'm hoping this man will still be there.

BRING HER BACK. BRING HER BACK. BRING HER BACK.

I have a few Jewish friends who actually thought this administration wasn't going to slide into antisemitism because of how pro-Israel their policies are. Just goes to show you Fascism is very predictable. They ALWAYS end up turning against Jewish people. Every time. Spread the word: Never again.

President Trump's legal team looking for a way to only pardon the white meat parts of the turkey.

I sneezed and pulled a muscle in my neck. Don't get old, folks. It's not great. Find some way to stay in your 20s forever.

What did I just read

Remember: the House is only forcing this Epstein Files vote because Donald Trump has been dodging this for months. He could release the files any time he wants, no vote needed. Let’s just wait and see what obstruction he tries next to hide his connections to this creepy pedophile.

One guy named Clay Higgins voted against releasing the Epstein files. So he’s in the files, right? Or his biggest donor is? Or he’s a straight up pedo about to be arrested? It’s always one of those.

This was, and hopefully will be, my congresswoman. Welcome back to the fight, Elaine Luria! We missed you.

We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…

If you call yourself a follower of Jesus Christ but support the pepper-spraying and arresting ministers, then thou art staggeringly full of crap.

So... I think the narrative we're seeing emerge is this: * Trump kept fangirling over the worst pedophile in recorded history (Epstein). * Meanwhile, ol' Jeffrey was creeped out by him. * He really only tolerated Trump because of his money and beauty pageant connections. Am I getting that right?

Cluck Schumer strikes again

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@kaine.senate.gov What are you doing?

Less than a week after Mamdani's election, and NYC public schools are already teaching Arabic numerals.

Y'all remember when popes used to interdict whole nations because their leaders were doing wicked things? @popeleoxiv.bsky.social It might be time, bro.

Speaking as a southerner who married a Bostonian, there are PLENTY of reasons not to visit NYC. But the new mayor ain't it.

To disagree with this is to disagree with Jesus.

Final message from NYC to Cuomo: No actually does just mean no.

My home state was literally named after Queen Elizabeth I, one of the most effective boss ladies ever to boss. It's astounding that it took us 406 years to let a woman lead it.

Those days when your 13 month old kid is so awake at 3:30 am that you wonder if he somehow into mommy's Adderall.

Today I'm proud to be a Virginian for the first time in a looooong while. Lead the way, Governor.

A Chicago sunroof implies the existence of an APA sunroof.