This is what happens when you’re a NY team with a manager incapable of saying “ayo what the fuck”

Pathetic ending to a terrible season

as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.

Loser mindset. If you’re not booing the best player on the opposing team what’s even the point of being a fan?

SPOOKY SZN LET’S GO

I’m gonna make some homemade candy with oregano sprinkled on top just to fuck the weirdo parents

The Yankees refuse to let me enjoy baseball even when I’m not actively watching

3 nose tackles, 2 corners, 6 safeties

I said what I said.

Of all the bad strategies to take this might be the worst one?

Fuck it, let him try to finish this shit off

Legend status for the Schlittler

Hard to view these sort of decisions as anything other than an effort to push out anyone who doesn’t enlist for the love of the game (killing minorities and generating oil industry profits)

“Yall fucked with the money, which we prioritize above all else so we’re gonna fold”

No idea what the contracts are like but if ABC/Disney can they should withhold live sports from Sinclair in response

At this rate a direct snap is the only surefire way to get Nabers the ball.

Brian Daboll, the offensive genius who can’t figure out a single way to get his best offensive player the ball with a chance to do something.

I’m not saying I believe the NFL is rigged but I’m fully prepared for the Giants d-line to get called for some absolutely wild penalties tonight.

Honestly, yanking late night hosts off tv feels like the sort of thing that can make the upper middle class white suburban folks in Texas flip their vote

He’s throwing the tape out the window and putting on talk radio

I desperately want to know what happened to the cardinal that put this idea in front of the Pope

If I could dip my toe in conspiratorial waters, there may be multiple reasons conservatives want 14 year olds to be legally viewed as adults.

CAN'T KEEP THE GREATS FROM DOING THEIR THING

Gonna have to somehow convince gf and kid that we need to watch Three Days of the Condor tonight instead of an 84th viewing of Kpop Demon Hunters

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

Finding common ground with people want you, at best, in jail doesn’t end well but Dems refuse to recognize this reality.

Letting the guy known for being extremely disliked take a beating to protect a maybe mediocre QB prospect is hilarious stuff.

Again, the notion that there is a “peaceful” or “nice” way to debate topics like “should trans folks be allowed to live” or “minorities are inferior” or “women don’t deserve rights” is in itself a lie.

“Too spoiled to do (for the price I’m willing to pay)” Even setting the farmer’s voting history aside, I just don’t think we should be in the habit of bailing out businesses reliant on exploiting labor.

Counterpoint: you’re either from North Texas in which case you don’t deserve good things OR you’re a broken individual who bought into the “America’s Team” nonsense in which case you deserve to be actively suffering your entire life.

Ain’t no way James Hudson Sr and Jr let him keep that III after this

This is the makings of an all time Daboll Era opening drive from the Giants.

There’s a guy in my office from NJ and we blew the mind of a Houstonian the other day explaining the difference between “kind” and “nice” and how the northeast is the former while the south is the latter.

Anyone who says “we built a protocol” should get an atomic wedgie

Sounds like Andrew Cuomo is out campaigning today!

Merrick Garland should never know peace.

Without The Chicks’ sacrifice we might not have gotten Ethan Hawke witnessing Kris Kristofferson tearing Toby Keith a new one so at least some good came from it ~ALLEGEDLY~

He’s so good at this

who said AI summaries can’t be funny

Don’t. Get. Fired.

fuck the hulk hogan

You go to a Gin Blossoms concert and are thinking it’ll be fun to hear those couple songs from the opening acts and you get this gift from the music gods

Classic Giants offensive possession.

A good reminder that if you can’t be bothered to care about anything else, elect politicians who use mass transit

Extremely funny that he’s not even good enough at corrupt politician-ing to get the Türkiye posting

What I’m hearing is get that shit done before September 18th

Going out of his way to collaborate with a fascist but refusing to acknowledge the Dem mayoral candidate in his own city says it all.

Some recent UT grads moved in across the street last week and they are all out on their balcony avoiding the game lmaoooo

The two wolves inside me are wanting to interact with as few people as possible and wanting to be the preeminent I know a guy Guy

give me Ricky Ledée’s or this is a pointless sponsored ad, NYT