Remember Dilbert? Yeah, me neither.

A few reminders, in no particular order: 1: Donald Trump is a pedophile. 2: Grok is being used by X users to "generate" child sexual abuse material. 3: Renee Nicole Good was murdered by ICE agent Jonathan Ross. And finally 4: If any or all of these things bother you at all, you are still sane. 💜

Every time I think Jesse Watters couldn't be more of a smug, subhuman wretch, he proves me wrong. Having "pronouns in her bio" isn't a capital offense, you sneering worm. Renee Nicole Good. Murdered by ICE. Say her fucking name. #fuckICE #fuckMAGA #fuckTrump #FauxNews #JesseWatters

About Grok being used to make CSAM: It's not trans people or anyone in the queer community. It's not "woke activists." It's nazis. It's Elon's heartless minions using their favorite clanker. Every accusation from a conservative is a fucking confession. #fucktwitter #fuckgrok #fuckai #fuckmaga

When I come to an automatic door, I brandish my sonic screwdriver at it. It's the little things. What are some little things you do to amuse yourself in this big wide world of ours?

LET THE JOYOUS NEWS BE SPREAD THAT 2025 AT LAST IS DEAD!!!

I hope everyone who isn't a conservative republican magat has a great year.

"Hey Megaytron, what's your favorite part of playing Magic?" Me: "Playing Yu-Gi-Oh!" #magicthegathering #yugioh

My New Year's Resolution is to turbo-punch God in the nads.

MURRAY CRIME-FLOOF EVERYONE

As someone aptly pointed-out on another platform: the Epstein files aren't filled with trans people. They're filled with wealthy, straight, white, cisgender men.

Dear Santa, Thanks for giving us all the gift of Andrew Tate getting his shit kicked in. Love, one tired trans witch.

I propose a new name for TERFs. Delusional And Libelous Embarrassing Killjoys Or "DALEK". #fuckjkrowling #transrights

King Pedophile himself calling anyone else deranged is fucking rich. Fuck Trump and everyone who still supports him. Forever.

The Witch Boy series quite literally changed my life, as it was the final crack in my eggshell as a trans woman. Ostertag's work gets my HIGHEST recommendation.

Here's the thing professional failures like Samantha Fulnecky don't get: You can't honestly call a group "demonic" without meaning offense. To claim otherwise is stupid and cowardly. I know I'm going to offend Samantha and her fellow MAGAts when I call them idiots, but at least I fucking admit it.

Exodia the Forbidden One wins you the game by coming out. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #yugioh #pride

Between one of their grifters making millions off of whining about a 5th place trophy, and another using her tantrum over being properly graded for her shitty paper to get her trans teacher fired, can we finally lay to rest the myth that Republicans care about fairness and merit?

Just because it'll make c*ntservatives cry, I've decided that my New Year's resolution will be as follows: I'm gonna turbo-punch God in the nads.

Just a reminder for my fellow queers and our allies: Every day that you exist openly and authentically as yourselves is another day The Big Dump and his MAGAts have failed. If you're having a hard time holding on to hope, there's always spite.

How appropriate that #DoctorWhoDay should be the day I complete my collection of the MTG Doctor Who cards.

Pretty messed up that Wolfenstein 3D still isn't on Switch.

Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories remake where the story is exactly the same but the battles are all games of Magic: the Gathering.

MAP Walsh's dear leader is finally being exposed as the pedophile we always knew he is, meanwhile he's going on his silly little YouTube page complaining about Target and going on hour-long rants about ticks that make you allergic to meat. MAP ain't interested because Trump isn't trans, I suppose. 🤣

The right calls queer people groomers and pedophiles for existing in public. "pRoTeCt tHe cHiLdReN!!!" They shriek. But when their dear leader is exposed as either covering for a pedophile or BEING a pedophile, suddenly it's "15 is barely legal." NEVER let them forget this.

Dear MAGA, You spent so many years calling us groomers and pedophiles. Now that we know your dear leader IS a pedophile, are you going to do anything? Hold anyone in your group accountable? Hm? My money says you won't. So cry harder. Sincerely, A trans woman who's fucking tired.

I'm still riding high on that repugnant ogre Kim Davis losing again. Hopefully she finally goes back to her cave and shuts the fuck up forever.

"It's an older meme sir, but it checks out."

The keyblade you get from the 100 Acre Wood in KH2 should let you summon bees. Get with it squeenix.

Congrats Zohran! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊 Cry harder Andrew! 🖕😃🖕

Don Corneo has just endorsed his long-time friend (and client) Andrew Cuomo.

Dick Cheney is dead. Dick Van Dyke is alive. The superior Dick has triumphed.

I know I'm REALLY late to the party on this, but: Spider-Woman in the Spider-Verse trilogy is trans. I didn't make the rules, the visual language of her character did. Bigots can die mad about it.

I'm happy that my existence as a trans woman makes a worthless pedophile like Matt Walsh so mad and afraid. 🤣

I am hereby claiming Doom for the trans community and nobody can fucking stop me. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

I like presidents who aren't: Rapists Pedophiles Insurrectionists Frauds Racists Xenophobes Fascists Fuck Trump, Fuck MAGA, Fuck Republicans, Fuck Conservatives. Fuck them all forever. #nokings

Ok, I had my doubts about this set, but this is EXTRAORDINARILY funny. #magicthegathering