Holiday vid up ❄️🎁 Link in bio.

Hi Bluesky, I'm back and my hair is lilac.

Sold out five comedy shows and scheduled a threesome today, all in all a productive start to the week.

Starting a campaign to change the name of squirrels to bushy tailed nut rats.

Hearses are simply limos for the deceased.

I hit the Brooklyn big 3 on my trip: DIY ambient night, lesbian birthday party and vegan Ethiopian restaurant with a live DJ

Opening a br0thel called little shop of wh0res.

barber: do u want a square or curved line in the back me: idk what that means but im vers if that helps

As a liberal art school vet, I'm kind of done with whiny liberal arts school people.

No ethical consumption under capitalism etc BUT I do think this is valuable given we're all gonna shop at chains anyway.

Just spent 3 hours looking for Valentine's Day outfits and listening to trashy 80s music in the onesie I took from a guy who got expelled from my college 7 years ago.

Should I uber eats a brownie rn?