It's called #Pratting it's where you sit watching Mercy on a screen for 85 minutes. Not moving at all. AND THEN YOU MOVE TOO MUCH!!!!

This might be too much of a #HOTTAKE, but generative AI should ONLY be used to see what you'd look like with #FrostedTips

youtu.be/O9tS_nGC46M #TheBoneTemple

It seems like he wouldn't need to invoke the Insurrection Act to get ICE and its violent criminals out of the state, but what do I know??

POLL: If your name was "Manos," would you LOVE it... or HATE it if people gave you the nickname of "Hands of Fate"

I had the 9th most downloaded QBASIC game on AOL

Will the Browns have enough DAWGS for Coach Prime #ShoutOutShaboozey

Ummmmmm....

Used an antenna to watch the Seahawks game last night and my GF thought I was pirating the feed

Thought it would be fun to watch the New Years-themed Nailed It. Only to load up a program that featured the line "2019 wasn't the greatest, here's hoping 2020 is better!!!" Oh, Willie, you sweet summer child.

Anyone looking for a NYE movie, Hudsucker Proxy is on Tubi #PROTIP

The Taco Bell Confetti Cookie Freeze is confoundingly terrible... It tastes nothing like the cookies it's trying to mimic. Has a weird fruity taste. Also it's (and I never say this) too sweet. Took 3 sips (the latter 2 were to make sure I wasn't insane) and then dumped it.

Just a reminder, that if you start the Lea Michele movie "New Year's Eve" at exactly 10:02 tomorrow, you can ring in your new year wondering what you're doing with your life!

Throwing away some nostalgia today :/

Doing my holiday tradition of watching Nick Offerman for 10 hours youtu.be/MPY_EuvimH0?...

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Me: Alexa, when will it rain? Alexa: The Atlanta Braves beat the Pittsburgh Pirates 4-1 on September 28, 2025. Me: ... probably true?

Putting the Christ back in Christmas! Springsteen, Kesha and Lizzo

Ben Folds x Seattle Symphony doing You Don't Know Me

I'm at the symphony, because I'm classy!

Wow. A theater that's still playing Christy?!?!?

I've now donated 3 gallons of blood, life-to-date.

Time for Hans Gruber to start counting down until we watch a #Christmas movie! #DieHard #AdventCalendar

Well, that's not how I saw this text ending

Craig Finn (Some Guy's Living Room in Seattle) U2 (Vancouver; Edge fell off the stage) Lady Gaga (Vegas; she was tackled off the stage) Corey Stevens (Golden Valley, MM; t-shirt section at Down in the Valley) Macy Gray (Minneapolis; she opened for David Bowie)

Is there ACTUALLY a scene in #Zootopia2 where they say "All Cops Are Bunnies" ?!?!?

Happy Alice's Restaurant Day to those who celebrate!

23 Pump Chump!

We want to make an infuriating board game even more annoying, but... how?? I have an idea!!!

End of season asparagus

After seeing Aunty Donna, I kinda want a Peach Snapple Here's Broden DEMANDING a mouthful of Peach Snapple.

The preshow counter at Aunty Donna has an elementary calculator joke!

... that last line was not something I'd expect my library's chatbot to even offer.

Fletcher's by Craig Finn was sooooooo good live

Just asked Alexa to play How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb and she responded "I cannot find the album 'Heaven Depends on an Atomic Bomb" Which, holy shit, if I ever become a crappy right wing musician, I'm definitely using that title!

I gotta figure out a way to make money off of this @ityslmemes.com

My extremely low rent Moon outfit that @manmademoon.bsky.social might appreciate

Five Nights at Freddy's 2 better have a fucking snake in it!

... any guesses why my cat's food includes a... monster sponge (?)

Fully 1/3 of my prayer candles have had biopics made about them now #DeliverUsFromNowhere

Alumni association be like "... do we really have to tell people to watch this weekend? Won't that just anger people? Yeah? ... Fuck."

If anyone wants to get a tattoo that isn't a totenkopf one... I have a sketch of me as a bird that you can use.

I kinda wonder what ICE Agents tell their friends and families what they do for a living.

One of my greatest fears is that I'll be on a bridge and a dog will get in my way so I'll have to swerve and then I'll go through the bridge and then the dog will be on the plank holding my car and then jump

..................................... am I able to eat these $98 pants?

Let this be my annual reminder that Leonardo DiCaprio was almost cast in Hocus Pocus. Just imagine if he and Omri Katz had switched lives. I'm sorry... imagine if he and Oscar winner Omri Katz had switched lives with weed dealer Leonardo DiCaprio.

For all non-diabetics out there, a fun thing about having Type 1 diabetes is when you have a cold, merely thinking about a Ritz cracker skyrockets your blood sugar by like 70 points

My alumni association comes out with a strong "Stab a Fork in Your Eye this Weekend!!" statement

There's a plot point in Tron:Ares where Greta Lee says "I have a plan" The "plan" involves running down 60 flights of stairs and then... running more.