Yes! That was me who played the Table Monster in the 2002 production of The Tempest at Wayzata High School! I HAVE been good! My back is still very flat!

I shouldn't have slacked off on June 1 so much :/

How is this Veggie Grill product even remotely tied to Pride?

My route to the light rail used to take me by two side-by-side neighbors that had Trump 2024 and Harris 2024 flags. This changed a couple weeks ago when the Trump flag went down and an Eviction 2026 sign went up.

Remembering that time I biked the 2.25 miles of Snoqualmie Tunnel! www.tiktok.com/@wazootyman/...

Oh, hi, it's me, a guy who's been in a coma since 2015. I can't wait to get out of said coma and go to the grocery store to have my favorite Granola bar!!!!

"That movie was sooo crazy" is the exact quote I heard two different groups of people say as they were walking out of Obsession

People who don't have freckles must have the hardest time placing the Eversense CGM trackers.

Walking my dog while wearing my "Badgers Give Blood" shirt. A biker going past me shouts "Go Badgers!" which, is slightly rare for Seattle, but, not out of the question Look up and he's wearing a full-on Badgers cycling kit Which is very rare for Seattle AND out of the question.

If I offered you $100 to eat 44 ounces of ketchup in 30 minutes, would you take it?

I was just trying to type "Iowa" but my hands were shifted one to the right, and I wrote "Ope" which is how I found out a Minnesotan designed the keyboard layout

Fuuuuuuuuccccckkkkk... I thought going with Lowe's over Home Depot was going with the lesser of two evils...

Star Wars (1977) The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Return of the Jedi (1983) The Phantom Menace (1999) Attack of the Clones (2002) Revenge of the Sith (2005) The Force Awakens (2015) Rogue One (2016) The Last Jedi (2017) Solo (2018) The Rise of Skywalker (2019) The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

This doesn't look like a hot dog stuffed with jack cheese and folded into a pizza. You DON'T got Cheesy Blasters. #30Rock

I'm starting to think Obama wasn't in Obsession

There's no way Christopher Nolan will convince me that Matt Damon is a Dapper Dan man.

... did Chobani just drop a subtle FU to the America 250 campaign with this flavor??

I just saw a crow eating another crow and it made me wonder if it knew what idioms are

This seems like an alias of Professor Professorson

Me, halfway through Super Pumped: Does Lyft even exist anymore?? Lyft, sending me an email: Claim 25 percent off 1 ride! Me: I guess I'll never know @mikeisaac.bsky.social

... wut?

Mother's Day in Seattle.

My review of #MortalKombat is ABACABB

Just gonna leave this here @petebasgen.bsky.social

Whoever the server is at this bar theater I'm at must be pretty awesome @mikeisaac.bsky.social

Even if I don't look at a bike over the next 8 months, I'm still gonna average a mile biked a day for the year!

How is this a contest?? Seeing Doja Cat is punishment for shoplifting in some countries

For anyone still posting Justin Timberlake "It's Gonna Be May" posts, I encourage you to instead use my dog, Guffman.

Done and done.

Insert StewieHeadTilt.gif

Wow, Trump is... going woke?

I imagine they're saving this for the Michael sequel, but I was SHOCKED that Move It On Out, Girl, was NOT in #Michael youtu.be/CJW_yTbYGoI

My one Prince story is that my brother invited Prince to his wedding. It was a long shot, but we have the same last name (Nelson) and the wedding venue was in a theater in Minneapolis. He hoped this would some confusion and cause the Purple one to show up, but alas it did not

In August, people in Portland can see Hold Steady co-headline with @themountaingoats.bsky.social on 8/7 and 8/8, come up to Seattle, see a third THS show on 8/9, see @cbbworld.bsky.social in Seattle on 8/10 and then go back to Portland for CBB on 8/11.....

I got 12/12 on a LearnedLeague One Day, and I'm excited to see where I end up in rankings!

The main reason people have issues with the dying pets genre on Bluesky is they've probably all lost a beloved pet and it hurts. My Guffman is battling cancer, and it's not going great. Every dying pet post gets redirected to him in my mind, and it just sucks.

Me, after my plans to see Project Hail Mary have fallen through like 3 times

I saw one of those Charlotte's Web-themed vans today...

I signed up on Libby to check out Project Hail Mary from my library in October. I started on the list as number 2,032. In the time since then, my library has added several HUNDRED e-copies of the book and I finally was able to check it out today!

Who's gonna have a good #WetDay? Any and everyone who lives in this apartment complex that's about to get soaked!!

It's very cruel that I cannot find my water bottle on #WetDay

Many hamburgers to you #WetDay

Practice random acts of kindness! m.youtube.com/watch?v=NNUu...

Well, now that the world has calmed itself, I guess I can go watch Super Mario 2!!!!! I hear Daisy is in it!!!!

So, this all is gonna end with him backing down and then bragging about how he single handedly prevented the destruction of the world, isn't it?

Oh. A sneaky 100+ mile week! Neat.