Ghostface, on phone: What's your favorite pasta shape?

I'm just saying #horror

Hamburger America remains one of the best food documentaries.

Building out in the middle of nowhere sucks what do you mean there's a snake crawling up the wall? (I gently pushed it back outside).

I was back on my favorite podcast, Pod People, to join them for their 420th episode! (We got mad stoned and watched Ernest Scared Stupid) shows.acast.com/5fd14326a9b0...

Saw a thing about Bob's Burgers and in my head that's still the "new" animated show that replaced King of the Hill. That was 15 years ago. Time flies.

In comedy you gotta decide if you're doing it to make the audience laugh, or doing it to make yourself laugh. Really Weird Tales (an anthology stitched together from the only 3 episodes of a failed TV show) is doing the latter, to the detriment of the viewer. boxd.it/eQ4nPf ⭐⭐

"Comments disabled" "Quote repost disabled" Cool I'll just block you so I don't accidentally try to interact with your posts again.

Watching this nationalist UFC card and they just showed ai 9/11

Crypto dot com CEO needs to love himself more and shave his fuckin head. Looks like a baby fell into the TMNT ooze.

I don't really feel like it but I gotta try keeping up with the little things that make me happy so here's a #lastfourwatched for #letterboxdfriday - An okay action movie - An absolute piece of shit - A nostalgic classic - Early 2000s It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

Frozen pizza brands ranked from Italian to ominous: DiGiorno - Italian. makes sense Tony's - Hell yeah another Italian guy Totinos - Yeah definitely seeing a theme here Red Baron - wait Tombstone - what

It's #letterboxdfriday! Let's see what these #lastfourwatched are all about. We have - A proto Conjuring that treats the Warrens as the side character grifters they were - Boston metalheads are vampires lol - A syfy original which is neither scifi nor very original - fun road trip movie

Can't sleep so I'm watching classic Simpsons and smoking weed.

For those of you hopping back into #Marathon after the server issues:

Made popcorn chicken parmesan tonite. Throw some popcorn chicken in a loaf pan, add tomato sauce and top with parmesan, mozzarella, etc. bake for awhile. It's good!

To celebrate pride month, I went and let my brother make fun of how I dress. He's only allowed during June.

It's #Lastfourfriday! Let's take a look at the #lastfourwatched on our good friend #letterboxd. We have: - An OK sequel - A little shot on video thing (not really good or bad) - A really fun action movie - Easily the worst movie I've seen this month Till next Friday, fellow weirdos. #filmsky

I'm being told that Stowaway Johansson, the lovable stowaway we've adopted as a nation, was aboard the Blue Origin rocket today.

The average person doesn't know how games are made, how they succeed, or really anything beyond "computer game". They extrapolate incorrect conclusions and then use those same conclusions to try and argue a point they've also invented whole cloth. None of it is ever correct.

I'm on time travel Everest and I keep finding my own dead body.

Memorial Day is over and a new week begins. Now is the time of monsters.

I kinda hate Bluesky because no one wants to interact. Everyone posts their piece, turns off comments, and fucks off.

What if The Wishmaster was called The Swishmaster and he dunked so good?

Oooo it's #lastfourfriday! Let's see my #lastfourwatched on #letterboxd. - A fun shot on video Lethal Weapon knockoff - A terrible tie-in animation - The best short I've seen in 2026 - The best mockumentary The Onion has ever done

I love gas station food, but recently my wife got one of those Johnsonville Dr. Pepper sausages and folks - it tasted like the smell of a urinal cake. Ghastly stuff.

Of course I bought the Albert Fish t shirt at the thrift store. Of course I did.

Was outside smoking a late night joint and a couple of owls were just absolutely going at it. Fuckin or fighting I don't know but it sounded beautiful out there in the cold dark.

Magic the Gathering has become the Fortnite of card games.

Old Hollywood systems getting replaced by YouTube channels with aspirations will never not be the perfect evolution of film as a medium. More weird shit with less studio overhead.

"They just added season 3 of tales from the crypt to shudder!" Imagine waiting on a timed streaming release of a 35+ year old show. Physical media is the way, y'all.

Back in my day we drank from the hose but the hose was sentient and it demanded a dark price for those sips on sweltering summer days.

It's #lastfourfriday! Gaze upon my #lastfourwatched, #Filmsky We got: - One of the best comedies I've ever seen - A classic I had somehow never seen - A true story of gameshow fuckery with an excellent cast - An uncomfortable film about voyeurism and not being seen in an age of surveillance

*in George Lucas voice* "Ya know, when I think back, it would've been cool to call him Qui Gon Jelq."

Wild that Michael ends with him walking into a big door with "PEPSI COMMERCIAL" emblazoned on it.

Got my last dental procedure done to prepare for upper and lower partial dentures. I spent my 20s boxing and generally being a scoundrel so I'm missing a lot of teeth now in my mid-30s.

I don't think they're allowed to use guns in the duels at medieval times and the announcer sounded really strained when he said it was part of a new time travel promotion.

When my grandad died at 92, he left behind about 40 different "gonna fix that one of these days". Don't accumulate stuff like that. You can't take it and by the time you go you've left your family a junk-clearing job. Sell the old trucks in your field you psychos.

Robert Z'Dar king of lookmaxxing

I refuse to listen to the ominous stranger at the gas station and you should as well. No one elected him, and that camp has been empty for years.

The worst thing about child murderer Freddy Kreuger was the bike theft.

This dude wants me to pull some kind of lever or some shit but I'm just gonna lay on these tracks.

My #lastfourwatched is the same as last week because I've been watching Star Trek The Next Generation.

At 30+ years old my friends have convinced me to watch Star Trek with them. We started with The Next Generation and it's really fun. Fuck Wesley Crusher tho. Dude sucks.

I have to say that @stephengrahamjones.com's short stories are a salve for this simple woodcutter who has lost the time for a novel. Seriously thanks man it's reigniting my love for reading after falling off for years.

FOR SALE - My masssssvive I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE French Grande poster. 50s re-issue poster. Not seen one for 20 years, this is a *very* rare piece. £750 DM if interested.

Forgot my #last4friday so you're getting them on Monday. #filmsky #horrorsky #letterboxd We have: - A fever dream sequel - An 80s letdown - A foundational found footage film - A loving parody of the science gone mad films of the 50s/60s

I won't go to bat for the jingoistic horseshit that is Call of Duty, but I'm real tired of these elderly ghouls screaming and stamping their feet because an artistic medium exists that they don't like. It's a pure boomer mentality of "everything should cater to me, the protagonist of reality".

There's no third place anymore so I'm eating a gas station gyro at a cemetery.

Who else's dog fills their whole back seat?