you guys should try ice skating on saturns rings one day, had too much fun. . . until they told me to get off their planet

Not looking too good huh ? you sound like bluebeetle * OBNOXIOUS CACKLE.

syzoth points

Ah. . . B is always going bad to his roots of being a nepobaby, nothing has changed

syzoth SO SO sorry for so much ooc I am too rambly for my own good,,,, I'm tempted to open up an oc acc here but the problem is,,,, he's a *sweats* NEXT GEN *THUNDER THUNDER* and I have no idea how bskyers would react to him

man you guys work 24/7 for the bats ?? somebody call HR on B *😮‍💨

syzoth tempted to do a midnighter muse acc since I'm hung up on midpollo sniffles,,,, but I also wanna do my flash oc,,, decisions decisions,,,,

I HAVE BEEN SAYING !!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

just saying. . . dick would be really good at vogueing— NOT. not that I would know

god. . . I wish I was still a white lantern. . . — OH MY GOD ARE THOSE CANS OF SARDINES ??? * zooms away

COUGH.

nothing better than crunchy sour grapes right ? that's. . . that's what we're talking about right ?

what do you guys mean I'm gonna get clawed to death

in deez nuts, ha! got em

well. . . you could argue you can't show off a cool sword on sword sunday without showing its durability first *🤭😼

the sorcerer himself is inviting me into a duel ? so. fucking. awesome.

“ get fucking WRECKED ! #SWORDSUNDAY —

goo goo

syzoth i WILL be back soon,,,,, I have been hit with chronic writers block I think

syzoth uuh the urge to make a flash oc RP acc is strong but I mustn't,,,, IM TOO LAZY TO MANAGE ONE ACCOUNT ALREADY 🥀

i love yaoi and yuri so much, i wish it was real….. irl yaoi… irl yuri 🥵

I MEANT MUSH CArrotS MUSHED CARROTS

dick have you tried feeding it acid ?

okay so I think the ⌿ is pronounced like. . . تميسчт . ⌇ is punctuation I think. . . but it could also mean slang for " I want to twist you like a sausage dog and use you like a lasso " which is a compliment I'm sure . ⏁ is. . . I don't know actually. . .

kilowog is serving us the "⌿⟟☌⊑⟒⏃⎅ ⌇⊑⏃⍀⏁" special tonight, not sure if you want that roy. . .

after patrol, I'll zoom back to earth to tell you aaalll the deets

roy ! hey !

* looks around promise you won't tell him ? 🥺

hes SO gonna kill me for ratting him out

I KNOW ! when I saw another lantern train him I thought. . . he's more fit for a red one than a green

blelelle

nothing, just wanted to say hi

DICK

syzoth I'm back! kinda? yeah, totally back

if one plus one is two. . . and three plus three is six. . . then— HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID PLUTO JUST EXPLODE

" hmmm. . . long day ? or— wait no, no. . . long night ?

" Wild story huh ? last time I had one was maybe when. . . a small blue guy in a red dress came to me and said 'hey take this ring' and then poofed away ! totally weird .

* constructs a whole bus so he could lean against the window in a chair . . . * sigh i miss him .

syzoth I'll get to replying guys *throws my phone away then goes back to bed*

yes.

Flirting to annoy is a useful tactic for: a.) Trying to extract information. b.) Mental torture.

i just like pretty men, no big deal

good morning. . . cali ? earth ?

syzoth WILL BE SENDING REPLIES SOON!! just lazy if I'm gonna be honest LMAO

syzoth if you guys see like three different accs of my oc follow you guys errm,,,, you guys didn't see that,,,,, totally didn't get labelled

syzoth HEHEHEHEHEHE ANOTHER ONE TO ADD TO THE HIVEMIND

* looks around I'll be honest. . . * he looks around yet again . . . yes, and they're HORRIBLE. don't know how they deal with it, I get jealous of alan sometimes despite it. . . not looking too good from a artistic point

mmm bandwagon time!! * stolen !! - ♡ for kyles's thoughts on your muse! ᅠ ᅠ○○○○○ - Curiosity ᅠ○○○○○ - Interest ᅠ○○○○○ - Trust ᅠ○○○○○ - Affection ᅠ○○○○○ - Attraction ᅠ○○○○○ - Annoyance ○○○○○ - Fighting Intent Low-●●●●●-High