500+ school kids dead in mass shootings, lawmakers assassinated, hate crimes and murders: Thoughts and Prayers from those in power. Dude who whitewashed all this as "acceptable losses" to the Glory Of The Second Amendment: Bipartisan vote for a day of remembrance. Why are the Dems so useless?

A music pack where the unstoppable rhythm meets the beat drop – the Rift of the NecroDancer: Monstercat Music Pack is out on Steam today featuring 5 new songs! Warning: may include raving crabs 🦀 THANKS @monstercatuncaged.bsky.social ❤️ store.steampowered.com/bundle/58553...

LIVE! Doing more Bingo practice - later on we'll be covering a match from the league between Aha! Eeeeerr Uhm Oh-oh! and Jonathan! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

LIVE! Doing some UFO 50 Bingo practice! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

If you ever want live examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect in full swing, watch someone who insists they're stuck at a rank that they "don't deserve" in a game you're mildly familiar with. Unlucky streaks happen, but if you're consistently deranking? Look inward.

LIVE! I'm comin' for that sub-23 Warptank Cherry! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

LIVE! It's Warpin' and it's Tankin'! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

LIVE with more Warptank Cherry attempts! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

My TAS arc begins

After all the Warptank practice for Cherry Rush, I kinda wanna beat my old record. Let's go for it! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

Took the time today to make a one-image summary guide of the Divers speedrun route!

We did it, Cherry Rush 2025 is done and dusted. We raised 16k for Partners in Health and had a lot of fun speedrunning all 50 cherry disks in #UFO50. Time for a nice long res- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BINGO SEASON 2 STARTS NEXT WEEK!? docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

For those wondering about the Divers run for Cherry Rush: Dylan: Missed 18/223 attacks, 8.07% miss rate Orlok: Missed 10/213 attacks, 4.69% miss rate Thyme: Missed 10/179 attacks, 5.59% miss rate Dylan my man - get your act together, the ocean is counting on you.

Day 3 of Cherry Rush is already live, and it's time for me to go Diving! www.twitch.tv/ufo50cherryr...

My bug hunter race with Aranq begins! www.twitch.tv/ufo50cherryr...

Cherry Rush Day 2 is LIVE - we already raised about 1.5x the goal for the entire event on the first day, but there's still 2 more full days of runs to go! I'll be on the commentary couch for Elfazar's Hat in a bit here. Come jump in! www.twitch.tv/ufo50cherryr...

We're coming up on my Warptank run for Cherry Rush soon. If you help raise a bit more money in the next hour, you can make me show off the full spectrum of tank colors over the course of the run! www.twitch.tv/ufo50cherryr...

Cherry Rush is LIVE! I'm doing a short practice stream before my Warptank run later tonight! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

🍒 CHERRY RUSH starting this Friday! 🍒 First run: BARBUTA Cherry at 8am PT / 11am ET by @graygooglitch.com!

The stark drop in usability for Twitter after a few months of no use is STAGGERING. Got linked a funny DDR post from a friend and there's a completely unrelated post from some Republican senator tucked into the replies saying that if we pray just a bit harder, God will save us from school shooters.

LIVE! Filling out more Warptank ILs and then maybe doing a few Cherry runs! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

I did it! I'm the Diviest Diver! Video link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPR...

LIVE! More Divers speedruns because 90% of scuba divers surface right before they would hit it big in the Piranha Lottery. www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

I made the mistake of checking what happened on my minute+ PB-pace Divers run that died in the final boss. Crit for exact lethal. You gotta be kidding me.

LIVE - Doing more prep for the Cherry Rush later this week with Divers, Warptank, and Bug Hunter! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

LIVE! I want my sub-40 Divers! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

LIVE! Doing more practice for next week's UFO 50 Cherry Rush with speedruns of Divers, Warptank, and Bug Hunter! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

Cynical of me but I hate almost everything about the introduction of Eternatus to Pokémon Go and hope this whole event blows up in their faces. It probably won't because of the combined power of their shameless FOMO bludgeon and the bottomless wallets of whales but I can still dream.

LIVE! More Divers Cherry to prep for the Cherry Rush! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

LIVE with Divers Cherry run(s)! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

Heading home after a week away, gonna be resuming streams tomorrow to cram some practice sessions for Cherry Rush next week!

My partner and I are playing through the old Wii game Dokapon Kingdom and after failing 15 ~60% odds in a row I think I can confidently say I have never seen a game that blatantly lies about RNG odds than this one.

LIVE! Gonna do a Divers Cherry run to prep for the Cherry Rush at the end of the month! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

I checked Pokémon Masters. It has gacha and no mature themes/risqué outfits. PEGI 7. Kids gambling real money for blorbos on a system deliberately designed to be addictive? OK! Fake money cartoon animal racing practically designed to teach you how much gambling can be rigged against you? Hell no!

LIVE! Shorter session, gonna be doing some Magic Garden speedruns and practicing more Warptank for Cherry Rush! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

LIVE with UFO 50! I wanna push the Diskonia Gold record down a bit further and work on some other runs too! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

LIVE! I feel like chilling with a Diskonia speedrun today. www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

CHERRY RUSH, the UFO 50 charity marathon (cherry-ty marathon?), now has a schedule - check out the games, runners, and more! Happening August 29-31. #UFO50 🍒: www.cherry-rush.org/schedule

LIVE! Continuing to puzzle my way through the new Isle of Sea and Sky update, and doing some more UFO 50 speedrun practice! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

Isles of Sea and Sky got a big update - let's check it out! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

Sneaking in a short late night stream to check out Killbeat! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

Vagueposting here, but this keeps being evergreen - There is no better insight into someone's character than seeing how they act when they think they got away with purposefully hurting you and your communities. Take the rambling non-apologies, half-truths, and feigned ignorance and go elsewhere.

Doing a UFO 50 All Gifts run benefiting ACLU! www.twitch.tv/reallyreally...

Doing one more no-reset All Gifts run to prepare for tonight's showcase! www.twitch.tv/SpootyBiscuit

Everyone playing Mario Paint for the first time is missing out on the authentic experience: Wondering why the SNES mouse is suddenly not working, only to discover that another huge wad of hair and dust has seemingly spawned around the ball rollers again in the 10 minutes since you last cleaned it.

While I did drop the ball around the midpoint with the fail on Sayonara Planet Wars, I successfully played through the entire 3.3 hour marathon without another fail and transformed into a being comprised entirely of perspiration. I am now a Sweat Elemental. Thanks again for all who supported.

I'm attempting the full Mods Boot Camp Series marathon tomorrow morning 9 hours from the time of this message to kick off Really Really Civil Rights, benefiting ACLU! Would appreciate it if my dance game friends could turn out to help support this, even if just lurking! twitch.tv/ReallyReally...

Played a bit of Mario Party 4 last night. It dares to ask "What if Chance Time happened 5x as often as any other Mario Party game?". The answer is it sucks ass lmao

Full Mods Boot Camp marathon. 99 songs, over 3 hours of continuous play. Ow. I'm doing this again this Monday morning for charity btw