In case you're wondering, the turkey hat coworker is wearing felt reindeer antlers now

Goddammit I need a new coat and I'm furious that I have to spend money on that. And time finding one that doesn't look goofy, because they really all mostly look goofy

Being asked for help by friends for recipe recommendations makes me feel like a modern, dietary restricted Julia Child, especially when I know immediately what to rec, keep that shit coming

What if I wore my Hannibal Lecter jacket to the city employee Christmas party

I’m not on the schedule tomorrow, and I’m always off Fridays, what should I do *holds mic out to crowd* I’m hearing… “stay home”? Okay I’ll “stay home” …which might go a little something…like this

Man, the old seasons of Chopped are wild to watch now. These contestants are so full of piss and vinegar. Just straight up arguing with the judges, making Scott Conant eat raw onions, etc

I joined the senior bingo event we had at work today, after all why shouldn't I (there were only four people playing. I won some soup)

Burning through my holiday must-watches since last year I had basically no Christmas at all due to the distro job. Tonight: Last Holiday, featuring my fave: Queen Latifah

48 years ago today X-Ray Spex played at 'Front Row Festival', a three-week event at the Hope and Anchor, Islington, December 10, 1977 #punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #xrayspex #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Eagerly awaiting the proper time to watch The Apartment (the week between Christmas and new years)

I’m five books shy of my yearly reading goal, can I do it?? (I’m going to do it)

So someone shoveled my sidewalk yesterday and now I’m full of feelings (gratitude, guilt, a third thing) with nowhere to direct them. Mavis refuses to tell me who did it due to not being “able” to “talk.”

This party is over at 4, no TVs until then. Let me know if Bears.

Oh jeez, not me visibly tearing up during this family party’s champagne toast to their passed loved ones

These people called multiple times today wanting to talk to boss 1, who was not there. Then the husband showed up with a big list he wanted to go over during someone else’s party, they’re gonna be so much fun 😐

Nobody was walking through mysterious fog like him

There’s a party at work on Sunday that was scheduled like 8 months ago, before we stopped scheduling parties on Bears game days and I’m kinda bummed about it. Also Sunday is my birthday (39 again!!)

It’s so cool when Netflix freezes mid-movie, I love that

Okay so the best worst Christmas movie is “Holiday High School Reunion,” which is also under the title “Christmas Crush.” It’s got a mean girl glee club that performs multiple times during this “reunion” that seems to last like 12 hours, no one would c put up with these bitches.

Okay so there’s a show where men compete to play the lead in a Hallmark Christmas movie?

Wow I hate the iPhone update

One of the members just alerted us to this

I just found out the kids are Running Up That Hill-ing Tiffany's "I Think We're Alone Now," and honestly good for them

There's a man who came to drop-in pickleball play all alone and he still wanted to play even though no one else is out there. He is currently just hitting the ball and running after it and hitting it again. I'm going to cry

I keep getting texts and emails that my Xfinity payment is due today, but my balance is $0.00

I’m not on the work schedule for Saturday (a day I usually work), but I’m getting added just to practice making gluten-free sugar cookies for the cookie event. Charging up the ol headphones so I can really get in the cookie zone in there.

My boss's daughter has now given me three (3) drawing assignments: 1) Christmas coloring contest, 2) Door art (also Christmas), and 3) Say No To Drugs What the hell do ya draw about saying no to drugs?

Why am I getting 401K paperwork from the brewery, which laid me off in 2024

So did Gillian Flynn write three pretty good novels and a short story and then just peace out forever?

City employee Christmas party is a week from Friday…should I go?

The turkey hat coworker has thankfully stopped wearing the turkey hat but is now wearing a cloth mask with her nose hanging out of it.

Family to hold press conference to spread information on missing teen www.nwitimes.com/news/local/c...

Oh no, it’s very clear from like 20 minutes into this Christmas rom com I’m watching why The Big Eventual Fight is going to go down so like, why keep watching (ok the romantic lead is very handsome in a glasses kinda way)

Wow I’m in such a good mood! I can’t wait to see how my brain figures out a way to totally ruins it and keeps me awake all night!

Got roped into making some people some grilled cheese sandwiches even though the kitchen is closed and that’s not on our menu, and they said they were good ☺️ This job is never dull

No one at work cares nearly as much as I do that there are swans in the pond. SWANS IN THE POND! Come on! That rules!

48 hours left. That's it for my mini-biz until after Christmas! Get your orders in now, and they will go out on Tues, Dec 2nd. As I’ve lost my US customers, I hope Canadians can show their support! Gift cards available too. :) More than just earrings at: Loxythemaker.com

It’s called art

Boss just dropped a bunch of beads and pipe cleaners on my desk with some instruction booklets and asked if I can make some sample christmas ornaments for our kids crafts event. I SURE GOTDAMN CAN !

I wonder if I’ll be able to get out of the alley. Should I leave super early just in case? What if I can get out just fine and I’m like 47 minutes early to work? Ugh, if there’s one thing I hate, it’s situations

Some beautiful human has snow-blown the entire block’s sidewalks, but sadly, the snow has since continued and undid all their hard work ☹️

Swans? On the pond

Wifi and phones are out at work. Registers don’t work either, haha ha ha

The people who were having a party in our lounge today cancelled it due to weather but I'm still here at work because pickleballers will pickleball in any weather.

A bunch of my Floyds guys came to watch the game at the community center 🥹

I bleached my hair yesterday and this morning put on some purple dye to basically tint it less yellow, but more purple came through than expected, so I’m ready to pretend it’s intentionally purple, who cares

What are you reading this weekend?

I don’t live anywhere near any family but one of my favorite holiday things is the inside joke-laden group text with my two favorite cousins. 🥰

Happy Skanksgiving

What would our lives be without the Kevin Bacon cameo in Planes Trains & Automobiles