Annnnnd getting scored on while on a power play in which you spent the whole time in your own end - making the score 3-0 in the first is the final straw on this game for me.

I just simply do not understand what happened to this blue jackets team that was the best team in hockey for months and has fallen apart over the course of the last two weeks. Absolutely fallen apart.

Can I send this to my company IT department that is forcing us all to switch off Google and start using Microsoft beginning in May?

Everyone seems really mad about the Blood Mood thing but it didn’t really bother me. Could we have done more doubles in the pre-merge? Yes. But this could have been so much worse. We avoided Mr. Beast coming in a purging like 5 people out of the game or a hamster wheel of death. So I’m not that mad

Alright, Ladies and Nerds (and Ozzy), get in formation: Devens, Emily, Christian & Cirie, Ozzy, Rizgod & Dee, Tiffany, Aubry Operation Honor and Integrity Republican Takedown Count your days Jonathan, Coach, Chrissy, Joe and Stephanie #survivor50

Listen, she’s chosen a dark-sided alliance this season, but Genevieve looks great! Clean outfit, great earrings, cute glasses, a serve. #survivor50

I knew I hated Jonathan #survivor50 my girl Kamilla not on the jury?????? 😫😫😫😫

Two people doing the Kenzie Memorial Buff Bow is iconic 💁🏻‍♀️ #survivor50

What are “the right relationships” Jonathan 🤨 #survivor50

Dee + Cirie + Emily = A #survivor50 dream I always knew I wanted Devens + Aubry + Christian = a #survivor50 dream I never knew I wanted? Jonathan, you’re on thin ice right now, so don’t let my girls Kamilla and Tiff down now that they’re getting confessionals!

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com “Birthright citizenship provides certainty, and that certainty is what propels people to invest in their communities, to innovate and ultimately to create traditions that become unmistakably American,” Padma Lakshmi writes.

You probably think you know what this is about, but it’s about THREE SEPARATE SPORTS right now, I kid you not 🗑️

I have to stop tying my emotional well being to sports teams

The Blue Jackets have blown 21 third-period leads, including March 29 when they squandered a 3-0 advantage against the Boston Bruins and lost 4-3.

Absolutely brutal week. I don’t think they’re going to make the playoffs

Blue jackets playing themselves right out of a playoff spot this week

It is very weird that we stop in the middle of baseball games to “salute the men and women of our armed forces” and sing a song called “God Bless America.” Like… what the hell do they have to do with this sports game?

Ok I need The Girl Gang+God alliance to team up with The Nerds to take down The Honesty and Integrity bros et al Powers Unite: - Kamilla, Dee, Cirie, RizGod & - Tiffany, Aubry & - Christian, Emily, Devens Vs everyone else #survivor50

I’m surprised Cirie left Rick out of the vote? Unless she’s trying to hide their alliance from the girl + god gang? #survivor50

Coach is not for me #survivor50

JET GREAVES - THATS THE TWEET

Jackets just don’t have it tonight.

Maybe the key to all of this is playing with 10 men instead of 11. #AllForCincy

Please keep me in your thoughts while I’m going through a tough time accepting that my soccer team sucks again.

It was so good 🥹

SEEING PROJECT HAIL MARY TODAY

When I started watching Blue Jackets games they were in last place and now they tentatively have hold of a playoff spot and it’s very exciting 🫣🫣🫣🫣

Shook to my core to discover Adam Fantilli is only 21 years old wtf.

my fav #survivor winos at war 🥲 #survivor50 wouldn’t let me have them both.

Ozzy in the preview: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME WHAT WAS HAPPENING WHEN I WAS OFF FISHING INSTEAD OF JOINING THE STRATEGIC CONVERSATIONS, JUST LIKE EVERY SEASON I'VE EVER BEEN ON?! #Survivor50 #Survivor #WhyXLost #RHAP

Hey New Ozzy™️ - don’t go fishing to prove your worth before an important vote if you want to be in on the plans!!! #survivor50

I mean sure this Zac Brown thing is a nice and all, but wtf is it doing on #survivor50 …do we not have better ways to be spending our time? There are still TWENTY people on this island!!!!!

Me: I hate going to the movies Also me in my notes app:

thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week

(((( good for Geno ))))

Feeling bouncy every time I think about going to see Project Hail Mary on Saturday :) 🚀🪨💫

Who knew baby Sadie Sink was wielding a gun in the first season of The Americans?

My soccer team is hurting me

We aren’t talking enough about how he goes on a golf vacation in Florida every weekend while holding the most important job in America

What about my algorithm is causing all my podcast ads to be recruitment for the Cincinnati Police Department? I can’t think of a single career I would be less interested in.

When I tell you this Trump visit fucked up my whole day, it just took me two hours to drive through blinding rain across three states to get home from Hebron

There is a very unique feeling when you are listening to a true crime podcast and you know more about the crime than the hosts do, and I am currently experiencing it. It’s maddening.

These Blue Jackets in overtime swear to god

For over a month I have been planning two presentations and site tours for a customer and now on the day they are supposed to take place Trump has decided to visit a business down the road, causing a logistical nightmare 😑 This dipshit is trying to ruin every facet of my life.

Just making sure my Miami graduate family members know that we could have beaten them if we wanted to 🙂‍↕️

(Whispers that my team is taking the only unbeaten basketball team to OT, but will probably lose, but still…)

#Survivor50 8:00 - Christian shits his pants 9:30 - Christian eats shit at Tribal Council to distract everyone so Rick Devens can hide the fake idol they made Poetry.

I’m dying 😂😂😂😂 what an episode from Christian from start to finish. God I hope he wins. #survivor50