Stick some guitars over this and you have a random euro power metal band circa 2007-12.

Maak Me Gek youtu.be/fwFg43xKr00

"Spice bags have actually been classified by some people as Irish cuisine"

"The only man who blogs on crisps"

"You cant order live bees or anything like that"

"I would power wash Gothmog's carcass right off Pelinor Fields into a big bin bag"

AWOOGAAAAaaaa

"Nowhere is safe!"

People are always posing the question "where would you go if you could travel back in time?". Take back lottery numbers, stop a major tragedy... I'd do none of that, I would travel back and make sure I watched the first Dark Souls stream @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social did that was never saved.

"You want to get your Docs broken in by some big lassie?"

"Captain Kirk is too old to captain the Enterprise anymore"

Morrisons sell bottled Bass now. Use this information wisely.

"I go back thinking I'm probably too old for it now, after all that's how I feel about practically everything else"

"Donald Dewar"

"For most family businesses the only credentials you need are your birth cert but not here"

beer in the sun

"Ahhhhhh! That's Bass"

"It's a really rare and precious arcade machine that is also perfect for stacking chairs on"

"Richie, would you kiss the Borg Queen?"

"The question I want answer in this video is how does the 1992 classic measure up to more recent guides to gaming?"

"They're calling themselves The Sneen"

"Stay tuned for the world premiere of Assassin's Creed Valhalla gameplay"