My family is legit ordering tacos right now in honor of “Trump Always Chickens Out” Tuesday.

Antidepressants aren't enough, I need to ride someone's son into the weekend. #FCF

It's great fun watching Trump fire awful people, and Pam Bondi/Kristi Noem have no redeeming qualities between them. That said, why only women? When will it be Pete "I'm a real toy soldier" Hegseth's turn? 4' rage vampire Stevie Miller? When will that big beautiful blood clot do the ultimate firing?

The Starbucks where I often do my job hunting has the best straight guy flirting I’ve seen in a while: the FedEx guy who stops in every day to casually chat with the shift manager barista. They’re so obviously into each other, but so performatively hetero.

#humpday - I've been putting on weight and also muscle. I have mixed feelings about my body right now, but I liked this lighting.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Nowhere to show off my green to maximum effect today.

Haven't been posting much because the job search is my top priority right now, but here's a #fcf so you don't forget about me. Also, happy #fridaythe13th, stay lucky!

And by "unbothered" I mean "positively fucking delighted."

#humpday vibes

Hmmm

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this also one of the social conditions that lead to the theocratic takeover in Handmaid's Tale?

What's under the grey sweats for #fcf?

Needed to stretch with my bigger toy this #humpday

This is the most gruesome #SOTU I’ve ever heard. So many descriptions of violence, accidents, war, etc. I’ve seen slasher flicks with less gore.

Here’s a #tummytuesday pic as pre-apology for how likely I am to rant about micro-mushroom’s big speech tonight

Gym was crowded. Was everyone motivated by the Olympics? Anyway, a monochrome #mcm moment

#sundaycumday day of relaxation and rest

Oh no, my #fcf saw its shadow. I guess we’ll have 6 more weeks of fat cocks.

What

Oh, is it #humpday? I hadn’t noticed.

Is there any better confidence boost than making someone cum hands-free just from having your dick inside them? Turns out the answer is "yes, doing it twice." 😈

Back for more #monochromemonday #mcm

I’m amazed I still had this in the tank after the Valentines weekend I had. 💌 #sundaycumday

Got invited to a Valentine’s Day underwear party. How’s the outfit? #vday

Happy V-day and #fcf

Sunday Funday

Wish me a happy #humpday please

Liked the push day pump here. #tummytuesday

Monochrome #mcm

Monochrome #mcm

Today is both #humpday and #feastoftheass day. Who’s hungry? (Thanks to @dansavage.bsky.social for reclaiming Feast of the Ass for the glazed Bundt cake lovers)

Super thick and satisfying for #sundaycumday

#humpday but I’d rather top today

Happy #mcm #monochromatic 2026. Coming in clean but oh so dirty.

Hotel lighting for the first #fcf of the year. This was the mirror in the closet about 30 minutes before we rang in 2026 with our own kind of fireworks.

Top 4 #humpday pics of 2025 based on what got me the most messages on Sniffies and Scruff.

Last #mcm of the year

I don’t usually do #sundaycumday but this morning’s edging session got away from me

Holiday brain is losing track of the days, so a late final #fct of the year.

Holiday brain is losing track of the days, so a late final #fct of the year.

A #humpday XXXmas Eve? Whose candy cane can I lick next?

Requested angle for #tummytuesday

#mcm, but it’s also the holidays, so a full color #festivefeet pic as well. 😘🦶

Someone said #fcf?

At this point, I don't know what's a Heated Rivalry spoiler versus what's just my slutty friends posting about their evening.

Epstein files about to drop. Oh, look, it's attack-trans-people-o'clock.

The weekend will not pass without me hearing some MAGA cultist robotically intone: "wHAt evIDENce do you HAVE that TRUMP hates TRANS peoPLE?" followed by the incredulous assertion that this rule isn't anti-trans, even though it will absolutely lead to trans youth deaths.

Have a great #humpday everyone