bad bitches get to see iron lung

happy 2006

bleeding through my super plus tampon after just 1 hour

FUCK A.I.

YOU BITCHES ARE SO DENSE. READ A BOOK, GET A BRAIN, BREATH AIR, TOUCH GRASS, DO SOMETHING!

and unfortunately i do wish de4th upon people so

lets maybe not blame children for being handed and iPad at an early age instead of toys, they can't control that, the parental figures/caregivers do. So instead of saying "kids these days" blame yourself for being a shitty adult to the younger generations and making fun of them for something you did

just spent the last 6 hours editing :p

"just got married" "just had a kid" "just got an apartment" "just moved across the country" YEAH WELL I JUST SAW FNAF 2 FOR THE SECOND TIME, BEAT THAT!

my monthly reminder bluesky exists

a 1-3 am drive where we end up in a parking lot sitting in each other's presence, i'd kill for that but i can't ever know what i truly want

hey google, why is my ex flirting with me in my dreams again?

YouTubers need to stop making food products and go back to writing shitty books like god intended

wish i was faded so i could have an excuse for being sad and touch deprived (sfw)

but I'm secretly still scared that you'll see underneath and you'll leave me here

you can't stop me from pushing my fingers into my eyes when i have a headache

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, I'm autistic and you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue which I simply had to share.

being 30 minutes late to my 9 am is nothing when attendance is taken at the end of class

friends: ugh my burp came out my ears me: u burp out your ears???

its 5 am. perfect time to think about boobs

I might as well eat multiple string cheeses

hey google, how to take own uterus out?

why the fuck do periods exist. i can assure you i will not be pregnant ever and i'm very gay, please leave me alone.

when your friend and you have had the same prof. but you hated/hate her so you result to "buttfuck" and "fuck nugget" instead of her name. College is great guys totally go

"spread positivity daily" i fear i'm immune to that actually.

how the hell do people get hit posts here??? i just want to feel included #FOMO

shane mccutcheon look alike competition in my bedroom

Shane Mccutcheon lookalike contest in my bedroom

boob lamps really make me appreciate the beauty that are tits

no babe, your heart should not be racing in fear from being around your family

seeing Ethel Cain tomorrow night, what if i ate through drywall?!??!

Can vouch (we take the same class)

Been watching Smallville #smallville #ClarkKent

something something need a girlfriend something something hate commitment

Be gay do crimes

where the gays?

ive been banished to soup

a really nice sandwich sounds good rn which i cant even eat because im sick.

sometimes im eating a sandwich n i go mmmm in between each bite bc i rlly like sandwiches

any fans of danny gonzalez, drew gooden, kurtis connor, gabi belle, chad chad, chappell roan, renee rapp, ethel cain, ted nivison, jschlatt, superman, batman, star wars, ALSO FAN OF THE GAYS AS A GAY

i'll forever yearn for the ice cream this episode

just farted 👍

Workplace surprise 💘 #Superbat

they would have had such good interactions together😭 #Superman #Batman #superbat

#superbat because I can't stop thinking about them..... golden puppy and black kitten..... #superman #batman

Trust 👓🦇 #Superman #ClarkKent #Batman #BruceWayne #superbat

You can’t just leave your black cat alone 😡 because… it will follow you……. everywhere………….. . #superbat #superman #batman #brucewayne #ClarkKent

He already knew 💔 #superbat #superman #batman

how does one acquire long lasting memories?