Princess Daisy (Super Mario Strikers) #nintendo #fanart

3/12

they should restructure the american education system so that the waiting periods grow exponentially longer to help prep you for when you exit

what if they made a computer that was encouraging

working my way through the alien franchise in the most incoherent order, but it's still enjoyable

3/12

it really is impressive the degree to which one can insulate themselves from their failure. Im sure there's an aspect of proceeding regardless because nothing else seems viable, but that only goes so far; how the failure occurs belies a self awareness that one would hope includes humility

normalize staying in bed for 16 hours, it should be a right

sleeping, slept sleep, sleep sleeper

I want to take my time getting to the finish. I got a kart and a spiny shell and 2 or 3 peels! What the hell I want to go off rainbow road for? Jump track for what? Extra time? I've got the best times in the circuit. I'm the champion, Mario! I race the dry dry desert, Toad! I decide who drifts wh...

sarah davachi time! sarahdavachi.bandcamp.com/track/for-pi...

/kɑˈplɑʔ/

3/12

about that time of year to think up a resolution to simultaneously feel smug about adopting and disgusted with the knowledge you know you'll never see it through

why don't they add footprint authentication to ipads

one of my cats just failed the mirror test at the same time as me

i don't get it

fine ☑️ wood ☑️ jive ❌

I wonder if anyone has ever paid for a non-medically-necessary scan out of pocket so they could have a little 3d printed model of their skull

i have forgotten my place yet again. really annoying habit

just watched universal language. was good, although scary in it's own way, or at least the way i project onto it.

2/12

i should start carrying some thnickels, for utility thick-coins.net

wow the days have really gotten short lately, get out of bed and damn three hours later it's already night

got some triple chocolate muffins from costco and i'm wondering what the third chocolate is. like, it's a chocolate muffin, and it has chocolate chips in it, so that's two, is the wrapping chocolate too?

it's a mystery (1/2)

who do i think i am? You are!

thank you all. goodnight

put me in the black mirror advertising tv torture room just get it over with already

it's gonna be a while

why do they call it the gom jabbar when you hand gom in the fear pull jabout the mindkiller

if a rat climbs up a toilet pipe it should get like some cheese and some space to cool down or something. I remember how hard it was to climb slides, shit's impossible when they're wet.

pediaheavy for dudes is gonna hit the shelves within the next ten years

oh shit it's almost halloween

grouper hour grouper.bandcamp.com/track/pale-i...

(1/2)

make note, the left lung is more courteous than the right

chapter 48 spoilers

ios messenger wrapped 2025: You replied positively to something with the one word messages - 'solid': 35 times 'quality': 47 times 'rad': 16 times 'dope': 8 times You hold the #324 spot among millennial white guys for aggregate usage of these words.

Can’t find the original upload of this, but I’m using it as a reminder for myself

if i were president it would be illegal to eat baked goods with cute faces on them. It would also be illegal to let food go to waste, and illegal to not supply the masses with cute things. These contradictions are the only reasons why i shouldnt be president

who needs the dsm when the merck manual's got me covered

it is kind of nice that there's still a bit of the soft skin feeling present even 2 months after e. It's fading, but two months is more than i expected

do the words tongue and torque feel like siblings to each other? Or more like cousins

Crange shows up courtesy of my webcomic “He is a Good Boy” about an acorn that doesn’t want to plant itself either. hiagb.com (warning: comic is gross but cool)

anyone have any good recommendations for making death feel real

how much of people's lives is spent primarily looking forward to something relative to enjoying the present? Is there a way to find that out social science people?

i think it's bad