FUCK intuit

it's the time of the year where the little lizards come out once more. they're neat, but hard to capture well without a telephoto lens

40 mg

heads or tails anyone?

decades on the internet and im still not used to the whiplash reading the profile of someone who boosts a lot going between wacky jokes and news reports of horrendous occurrences back to back

49 was a bit rough

are there doms but for like food?

ancap propaganda fic where mc's rich inner life is subject to wealth redistribution

36 chambers of hugs

getting a good grade at eating lunch

breakfast, should it be acquired? tonight at 10

they didn't even give the heartless monster the courtesy of not having a heart, lame

forever wondering whether your birth ruined your parents sex lives or your conception interrupted their ace streak

but what if the neighbors think??

what do you mean you don't like cubes

allow me to both construct a cube and place the cube right here. It is a flawless cube, i don't see the issue with this request.

would people be annoyed by a comic posted one panel per image, four images per skeet? Is that a bad format given how spammy it would be?

doing a little dance in tribute to the crossword writers as ritual to stave off the risk of professional sports entering any clue

are the puffs mascots supposed to be 8 or 38

i can never figure out if short shorts for guys is good or bad. Like i read people talking in the abstract all positive, but in reality it always seems to be met with snideness

it's great accidentally falling asleep, yeah no it's cool i wasn't planning on doing anything otherwise

getting molded by the regime but accidentally leaving my keys in my pocket so there're some funky imprints

many foods are just delivery mechanisms for sauces, and too many places do not respect sauce

i should probably just shave my head now and get it over with

choosing a name specifically to use it as an opportunity to redeem the name itself

is ma'am or sir worse? I have \emph{opinions} but they're all biased and embarrassing, so im sourcing new opinions

Carlo Collodi's Lying Sack of Shit

anyone care to call a coin flip? or even better, a series of coin flips of length specified by the caller?

it keeps happening. damn almost like i was on to something about the whole active effort thing

wanting to step out of my body, not for any dissociation reasons, just so i can have an ethically sourced target for bullying

music as mediated one-way social interaction

gliss riffer came out over a decade ago

why did they have to make the worry machine so profitable

should i do it

sure, preferences are real and all, but if you really think about it,

butts butts butts butts

I love teamwork, it's greeeaat

i figured it out, my mother was once again correct. By listening to Cough's 2010 release Ritual Abuse as a youth i internalized messages of hopelessness and despair. Going forward I will rectify this with 20 daily listens to john denver. 2.5 white picket fences here I come

no, don't worry, it's so easy to get started. You can just use any old usb cable you have laying around, but if youre more the consumerist type you can buy a beginners self flagellation pack for like $20. Can help you feel committed

fundamentally there is no one to correct your deviance but yourself, so better get crackin

i raised the blinds for the first time in six months or so and was reminded i can see the city

Phil Melton is a bit too radical, bit too unruly for my tastes

when was the last time you counted past one thousand

if ive said it once ive said it a thousand times. kitty soft

hello

she trusts you

they should make a lite version of sleep that doesn't fuck you up and steal all your time

day's not over yet, fucko

lightning and rainbows