it's national yoyo day

very loud sound/noises

I'm not accepting correctly

95 mg

the cat & the cat - china mewville

new converge is alright. it's converge, not much more to say

carrying out maintenance just means you didn't design it good enough to start with

1.5e3 * ( 300 + 24 ) = 486e3

websites display date of article publish and edits challenge: impossible

once again, my cats are illegally soft. They dont seem to understand when i tell them so i am telling you

i kind of want to play a video game right now. Would that be a complete moral failure or only a partial

born just in time to roam the wasteland

i'm sorry for all the tng posting i'll eventually get on to ds9 among other things

data is love data is life

the menu at this restaurant is apparently a 600 MB video played on loop. It is entirely static

do things get easier if one learns how to strategize

what if animals learn english and are like "quit taking so many photos i dont like that shit"

stupid fucking blebs

if shit starts popping in a noticeable and quick (but not immediate) way i bet one of these dumbshit corporations is going to claim agi in a flailing attempt to drum funding and despite it being obvious it'll fuck some people up even more

free of the leaves is not freedom i don't think, but that's only speculation

I can post whatever the fuck I want when I want to I'm not even in my skin

feeling secondhand embarrassment for myself

looking like patrick bateman seeing some subtle off-white coloring anytime someone casually repeats a phrase an entirely different person once used in a mocking or dismissive fashion 5 years ago

building a knob labeled "emotional instability" just so i have the ability to crank it about whenever i feel like it

Conclave (2024)

riker running galactic triple a

it is kind of funny, in a way, that this period is more in line with how my 17 year old self imagined things going than my mid 20s self

my waist has grown two inches in the last year. If only this could be undone. No dont look at my diet or exercise or sleep that's all fine i just want it to undo like the commercials advertise. Give me the commercial experience what else am i paying for

new emma ruth rundle new emma ruth rundle

getting into a piece of media because its references are relatable vs getting into media because you want to relate to something that references it

me now when i bump into a desk standing up

i don't want to inhabit those vibes

i hope they're not right, but i will never be able to prove it. no one ever will, not in any meaningful way

saving myself the trouble by just mentally chanting "not good not good not good"

i should get off the internet or something

get a load of this guy over here

90 mg

HAPPY 420!!

this was funnier in my head

happy ride moth

expending all active mental energy trying to figure out if i dislike the word buffalo because of the whole repeating sentence thing, one of the constituent definitions, or just the mouthfeel of the word

oof erg augh aggghh

there is a dog hidden in the shapes of your clothes dont touch it it will bite you

completely understand why people do cleanses now

is there a flaw in perceiving life experiences as staged sequences

it would be entirely acceptable to punch pulaski data, we're all rooting for you

I should probably try to eat, but think of the gains, the false progress!

enforcement of object permanence through encasement in glass

it is nice not having to decide what to do today

this is the poster logging on bluesky posting the joke and the middling hot take this is the poster logging on bluesky posting the joke and the middling hot take this is the poster logging on bluesky posting the joke and the middling hot take this is the poster logging on bluesky posting the joke