"Now, be honest. Do you really think the tree lady is in love with you? Or are we just in an enchanted forest known for driving men mad? Think about it."

Casting an Anti-Gravity spell using somatic and verbal components , but its just me slapping my thighs and making a weird catch breath noise before starting my goblet squats.

We're back 👀 Can't wait to see everyone at #PAXUNPLUGGED !

Did you know July is Disability Pride Month? In celebration, we're hosting a fundraising event: #Gaming4EveryBODY 💚 G4E promotes the idea that someone’s disabilities shouldn’t stand in the way of being able to game. #G4E2025 officially starts July 1st with @tiltify.com & @crowdcontrol.live support 🎉

Yall this is gonna be so much fun!

Nothing bad ever happens 👀

Pretty much every time I make a character

Hi hello enjoy this sadness

That'll do the trick 🤣 . #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #stagandsword #stagandswordadventurersguild #dnd5e #fantasy

ANOTHER section? Sure why not.

If everyone doesn't wanna fight me by the end of the session, then I didn't do my job 🤷‍♂️

We're jumping into the pages of Vastra's long history tomorrow night. The Crimson Shade, a plague like no other is sweeping the plains of Rhaedrian. Four scholars must travel to the largest collection of knowledge to try and find a way to stop it. Welcome to the Hold Arcanum. #ttrpg

Bluesky, I made a spooky good boi

Maybe I run a one-shot in this? Who's to say? But go vote for a great cause!

"Time to write in my journal." *cracks open an ancient tome of forgotten and forbidden knowledge*

A gap year, but it's me traversing the globe with my homies vanquishing evil, getting coin, and acquiring relics and weapons that no mortal should have access to.

Let's make this blow up like a Tesla on autopilot #TeslaTaketown Pasadena - Glendale - Burbank!

Wallet? Check. Phone? Check. A sword that is almost definitely cursed, whispering my deepest desires and the most destructive ways to achieve them? Check. Keys? Check.

Heads up to everyone running a Strahd game: You can be meaner and scarier. I believe in you.

Yall last night's session was 🤌 This cast is so talented. Check us out over on Twitch maybe 👀 The Powers That Be implore you. www.twitch.tv/rebelswithou...

On the outside: *silence* On the inside: 🎵Country Roooooan, take me hoooome. H-O -Teeee-T-O-G-OOOOO!🎵

Insurance but fantasy: "Oh it was a STONE giant that crushed your cart? I'm sorry but we only cover Ogres through Hill Giants." "I'm sorry but you can't collect your OWN life insurance policy because you became a lich. It's in the fine print. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg

Should I add a list of pre-generated tavern names to the book? 👀 #dnd #ttrpg

You're diplomatic encounter has been going on awhile. Check on your Barbarian mains and make sure they're keeping themselves occupied.

What was one of the biggest "Oh shit" moments in one of your campaigns? #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #pathfinder #vtm

Me: "I mean, I'll probably just release it as a PDF. Make it easy." Also me: "I want a leatherbound copy of this supplement with brass accents and tea stained parchment pages." Just getting really excited for this project guys, don't mind me.

If your character has a nickname or moniker, how did they get it? #ttrpg #dnd #pathfinder #vtm #bladesinthedark

Did some rough formatting on a couple magic items for the supplement. I really like this item. Just a weird little dude. #dnd ##dungeonsanddragons #StagAndSwordAdventurersGuild

Now would be a KILLER time to find a magic sword in the woods and have to battle great evils in far-off lands. Just sayin'

🎉 CALLING ALL #POC #TTRPG enjoyers!! 🎉 Are you #femme, #trans, or #nonbinary & like to play TTRPGs? Do you want to be part of a curated space for folx like you? ⭐ NOTE: I am inviting more POC to the server as I've found it is lacking racial diversity. As a POC, I want to fix that! 👇INFO BELOW! 👇

I've never played a Monster Hunter game, should I get Wilds?

What phrases do you find yourself repeating in a session? - "Ok beautiful, beautiful." - "With a *insert number* you can really do whatever the hell you want." -"Ok that's a LOT." #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #rpg

FRI @ 7PM Tune in for the FINAL EPISODE of The Hex Heist! It's been a wild ride, but let's see how it all shakes out in the end. GM: @howdylovedarlin.bsky.social Players: @spunkytaylor.bsky.social @brennanicki.bsky.social @oathbreakercary.bsky.social @brialefae.bsky.social

Been hitting the magic items hard these past couple weeks. Really happy with this one. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e #ttrpg

Update. My mental health is much worse but what a show

It's Hadestown day everyone pray for my mental health

Dude....I miss working in theatre.

Starting a new campaign with the players giving their last words as they're marched to a guillotine. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg

Simplifying my therapy sessions by just handing my D&D character backstory to my therapist. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg

Me shocked that Netflix looked at source material for Sirens of the Deep #thewitcher

Me: "Yeah I love playing D&D." Also me: *playing some Frankenstein-ian abomination of D&D, Pathfinder, Blades in the Dark, and 7-10 different homebrewed mechanics and a "sure why not" approach to the rules* #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg

Every day I have to deal with my leasing company, I understand Killdozer a little more.

Feels a little hollow, but kinda cool nonetheless

Anybody else hyperfixate on the plants life in your homebrew setting? Just me? #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd

When everyone's jaw drops at the same time, I regain my youth. I'm feeling pretty young after tonight's episode of Rebels Without A Castle 💪

Whether NPC's have Death Saves is entirely dependent on how much I want the party to crash out. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

All episodes are currently on YouTube! You can catch up while we prepare to dive into the history of our beloved land of Vastra. It's gonna get...hairy. youtube.com/@rebelswitho... #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #actualplay

February is, and forever will be, Black History month. I don’t know quite what to say, but if nothing else, I want to express gratitude to the dozens of black creators and supporters that have made me feel welcome in online space. 1/2

Every dude with a sword needs a dude who's good at magic to begrudgingly become good friends with throughout the course of an adventure (now kiss) #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #rpg #fantasy