🎶 Witness said he saw the car jump 🎶 youtu.be/poFlE2qs-o0?...

🎶 I say hey, hello, Mom and Dad Are things great, okay, or just plain bad? Are you alive? Is everyone alive? Oh yeah, well me? I guess I'm doin' fine I don't know why you think I would be lyin' I'm alive like everyone's alive Is anyone alive 🎶 youtu.be/RWRslzZpHXg?...

Then Lucy from Brockmire shows up immediately 😂

Still watching Memory of a Killer. It’s been funny for a few episodes now because taking it seriously is impossible. Detective Chloe Decker acting coach and porn logic writing. Sure, McDreamy 20 years later can totally ninja the shit out of everybody. Nobody doubts that.

This shit was elementary school here, so it never leaves the brain. Aleman left! See? Still there.

Caught up on some reviews today on my site — you can check them out here: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/quickie-revi... Shares/subs deeply appreciated! (My Shudder sub ended so I have to get a temp one soon for the 1000 WOMEN doc which I’ll be doing promptly)

Tonight’s Simpsons is “Lisa the Iconoclast”. Cromulence discussions and less chat more hat will never not be funny. This episode’s freakin timeless and if you disagree, your herophobia sickens me. It moves up from 8 to 6.

Watching Little Big Man for the first time. Oh man. This shit is Forrest Gump meets Big Fish meets History of the World Part One.

Finishing up today’s horror tripleheader with a series I meant to finish. At this point they’ve changed everything but the lead and the bloody vengeance, but at least those are good things to keep. #Horror365Challenge 73

Just your average feel-good hangout comedy with a family of snuff filmmaking psychos. This one gets nuts and stays there. #Horror365Challenge 72

This reminded me of the movies of 20-30 years ago where weird stuff happening to Bruce Willis was the whole point, but this time it’s Kate Mara. Quality stuff. #Horror365Challenge 71

Finally found a couple good ones before the weekend. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

I’m still gonna watch as much new Scrubs as they make, but JD talking to a chatbot is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen on television. And I watch every episode of Masked Singer. Every. Episode.

Demonic possession amongst friends. I liked it. I don’t usually enjoy the characters in movies like this but this was a balanced group. #Horror365Challenge 70

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

I’ve been in a bad pop culture slump this month, so it’s about damn time I discovered a lesbian erotic thriller that doesn’t skimp on story, crazy, or sexy. I like watching movies again. #Horror365Challenge 69

In order to go on living we must believe that better days lie ahead, but until those days arrive, I would like to live in the moment of Mark Derosa Not Caring That Much About Losing for just a little while. #WBC

Trying to watch MLB after this #WBC

White Goodman, Raw Milkman. #WBC

God dammit, Tubi. #Horror365Challenge 68

Spanish broadcast: “the only boring team at the tournament has been Team USA” #wbc

Italy winning it all would have been the best story possible, but I don’t see how they would’ve beaten USA tomorrow with a bullpen game. Venezuela has a shot, and that has to be the funniest possible outcome. #WBC

Yeah, those four people in the pic are obviously fucking devastated, what an embarrassment

Golden over I Lied to You is some Bowie over Jordan bullshit. If Michael B. Jordan hadn’t won this would’ve been a quality bit.

Oscar winner Michael B. Jordan that is 100% what’s up

I was saying Bugonia

Sinners on the board, hell yes

Tonight’s Simpsons is “Bart on the Road”. It’s the best episode all about the Simpson family. It’s the best single story they ever told. It has the Sunsphere, in which I’ve played Magic: the Gathering IRL. It’s from nineteen ninety goddamn six. It’s my second favorite episode.

WBC doing a number on all the people throughout the years who have correctly labeled baseball as boring

Chose this at random off Tubi and it’s equal parts incomprehensible trash and wild ride. If it all happens fast enough it doesn’t have to make sense, right? #Horror365Challenge 67

This movie is one big plot hole, but Juliette Lewis is onscreen the whole time and it’s from the ‘90s. That made it tolerable. #Horror365Challenge 66

AK3 before MTG. 🎶 Well I have no desire To see through my own eyes Anymore anymore hahaha 🎶 youtu.be/b8BiDN5B8ck?...

The Christine Nguyen movie was better than the Leslie Nielsen one. Weird week. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

IF HIGH VOLTAGE IS TRAVIS KELCE, THEN CRANE MUST BE JASON KELCE

Gonna get a bit revealing on tonight’s Simpsons post: I can’t stand the B-52s unless it’s a little Glove Slap. I’m leaving this at 10 overall, but there’s an argument for 8 or 9.

Great. Love to see the WBC injury happen to one of my guys. Good thing Quero’s still here.

This wasn’t good or anything, but I hope more people do Squid Game knockoffs. It’s a good property from which to steal. #Horror365Challenge 65

Just rewatched the end of Shrinking season 2. Ted Lasso is the only Bill Lawrence show that really crossed over because it’s the only one with a likable lead. Undateable and Cougar Town were funny as shit, though.

Accidentally switched volumes 1 and 2 because the titles were too long for the streamer. 2’s better, but the Tom Savini segment from 1 is a winner. #Horror365Challenge 64

Romero presents a pretty messed up anthology. Stories 1 and 3 were bangers. Gonna roll right into Volume 2. #Horror365Challenge 63

First horror watch of many today. I loved the atmosphere on this one and the ending was pretty cool, but the story was all over the place. Took me out of it sometimes. #Horror365Challenge 62

If you go to the Our Lady Peace tour and rock your face off when they play a Pearl Jam song, good things will happen to you. You should do it.

OLP covered Hail, Hail. Who cares about pictures. I got some No Code.

Man. It is packed for OLP and Verve Pipe. Nice of them to save Freshmen and a Black Hole Sun cover till we arrived.

Rolling into the city for Our Lady Peace and the Verve Pipe tonight. As always, only the best tunes for the ride in.

Rixon Wingrove is an elite name, I can’t tell if I’m watching the WBC or playing Skyrim.

Legitimately stunned that this is as bad as Falling Down Again. It’s hard to go this wrong when bikini girls are basically the whole deal. #Horror365Challenge 61

Watched the first new Scrubs episode and got no Jordan or Janitor. 👎

Best fake movie titles from The Simpsons: 1. Shenanigoats 2. The President’s Neck is Missing 3. Colonel Dracula Joins The Navy 4. Hail to the Chimp 5. Falling Down Again oh wait this one is real why did this happen it could have been so easily prevented #Horror365Challenge 60