I’m starting to suspect the White Sox were never involved in the Kyle Tucker market at all

I watch so much terrible shit when I’m not watching horror 😂 sometimes when I am watching horror too, but my batting average in-genre is way better.

Episode 6. The more action and the less emo the better in season 5, so I count this one as a win. The emo used to be a strength, but it’s a different show than it was in seasons 1-3. #Horror365Challenge 18

🎶Goin’ out of style in a paper bag Sniffin’ chloroform outta burning flags Goin’ down in flames but it feels ok Yeah uh huh that’s what they all say Yeah uh huh that’s what they all say 🎶 youtu.be/xWC_u-tAGd4?...

Tonight’s Simpsons, randomly selected, is The Italian Bob. It’s no longer on my ranked list because it’s terrible. Worse than the 2003 Italian Job? Yeah, maybe.

Back on board, because episode 5 is almost all good stuff. Braced for whatever’s gonna annoy me in episode 6. Probably Robin. #Horror365Challenge 17

Tonight’s Simpsons is Day of the Jackanapes. Not the highest rated Sideshow Bob episode, but all of them have to be on the list somewhere.

Raising my second beer tonight to anyone who’s ever made a thing because they thought, hey, this might be fun. It’s important work. Personally, I need fun movies more than great ones. #Horror365Challenge 16

Season 5 Episode 4 is Stranger Things in a nutshell: Cringe dialogue followed by enough mindblowing visuals to make you forget how embarrassing some of it is. Ah well. I’m halfway through. #Horror365Challenge 15

There’s an ayahuasca cave somewhere that’s sighing wearily because it’s about to get a lot of work. 🐻⬇️

post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist. Petrillo Band Shell, Grant Park, Chicago, 1996. Three band bill: The Refreshments, then Dishwalla, then Goo Goo Dolls. The Refreshments were the band I was there to see, but mid-90s Goo was alright.

Season 5, episode 3. I love it when a plan comes together. Actually I just kind of like it when a plan comes together, but I love it when Dustin and Steve are holding it down. #Horror365Challenge 14

Tonight’s Simpsons was “I’m Spelling As Fast As I Can”. It’s got some flat scenes, but I like George Plimpton and the Requiem for a Dream reference. I guess I leave it on the list, but toward the bottom.

I’m a supporter and defender of Elisha Cuthbert well past the point of rationality, but I got nothing here. #Horror365Challenge 13

Didn’t know how to wind down from Bears/Losers so I put the “Bands I’ve seen at Riot Fest” list on shuffle. Not bad.

in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!

Me and Packer fans rn

THAT IS WHY YOU GET CALEB WILLIAMS LIFE IS GRAND LOVE IS REAL BEAUTY IS EVERYWHERE 🐻⬇️

This is like one of those Yankees- Red Sox games from ‘03 or ‘04 where everyone with a rooting interest felt deeply unwell on multiple levels. 🐻⬇️

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Hope is a dumb thing, maybe the dumbest of things.

Looks like we’re doing the same thing we’ve done every week since October: freak out for two and a half hours then find out what happens. At least this guy’s got the right idea.

My annoyance at this is more than cancelled out by my relief that it’s not the oranges or the 1936 throwbacks.

Benson/Moorhead direct Anthony Mackie and Katie Aselton? Yeah, you can just hook that right up to my veins. #Horror365Challenge 12

Paul Skenes without the mustache is just Brian Sella from The Front Bottoms.

First time watch for me on #TheLastDriveIn and I’ll have to tap out here, but this was pretty rad. Didn’t see it coming. #Horror365Challenge 11

It’s objectively insane that Influencer has a sequel, but as long as you can nod and smile along with the plot silliness, it’s got as many psychotic ideas and beautiful images as its predecessor. #Horror365Challenge 10

Tonight’s Simpsons is Simpsons Tall Tales. It jumps from the 100s into the 80s. Would’ve gone even higher if it didn’t remind me I was out of Buffal-OJ.

Episode 1 was a blast, episode 2 was a plague of gotta-mug disease. Everybody mugs for an hour. Jesus Christ. It was like watching the anime version of The Californians. #Horror365Challenge 9

*Struts into the emptiest room in the Bluesky support group building with way more confidence than my appearance would suggest* Sup. I’m Dave, I watch the Masked Singer, I got the first unmasking right and I know two other people. *All the rats and roaches leave because they watch Kardashians*

Then we cut Third Eye Blind’s best album, Blue, in favor of Local H’s best album, Pack Up The Cats. And my top 20 has taken shape. youtu.be/8Egz9MCfgp0?...

Just replaced Spiritual Machines with Life Won’t Wait in my top 20 albums of all time. Front-to-back listenability matters. On a related note, White Blood Cells keeps its slot. youtu.be/cuuCttgDFeM?...

I dug the hell out of this one. It goes from creepy to intense to emotional, with a cast that makes it all make sense. #Horror365Challenge 8

I was so ready to be old man jaded sick of it all about this, but episode 1 was good stuff. One should never underestimate the value of entertainment. #Horror365Challenge 7

Share a smile 😃 🖤

Raising my first beer tonight to horror minimalism. But I had to wait to watch the freakin’ Matthew Rhys Rosamund Pike bottle movie until now, knowing full well I’d love it, and that’s a bummer. #Horror365Challenge 6

The Good Place Brockmire Cougar Town

Watching season 4 of Barry and I can’t stop saying FUTURE FUUUUUCHES in Joey Belladonna voice.

The characters here are better than the bloodbags-in-waiting you’d see in a typical “Girls trip gone wrong” movie. The horror elements are fairly light. #Horror365Challenge 5

I kind of lost the emotional plot in the chaos of the third act, but I was still along for the ride. Just felt like a pretty huge diversion. #Horror365Challenge 4

That said, I’m stoned and halfway through inventing the Aaron Rodgers open world adventure video game. It’s objectively incredible.

I had the best fuck Aaron Rodgers post ready to go. Can’t use it now, but there’s no bad time to say fuck Aaron Rodgers.

Self-indulgent philosophical conjecture used to happen around me, but I was either too smart or too stupid to participate much (can’t know which until I die). Having taken a decade and change off… I didn’t hate the way this movie made me feel. Nostalgia laced with intellectual transgression.

Stockholm Syndrome-ass NFL team. 🐻⬇️

First 🐻⬇️ of 2026

Birdcloud was a band called Birdcloud.

Quote post with your favorite Nic Cage movie.

If Gina Gershon ever made a bad movie, would I be able to tell? All available evidence points to no. #Horror365Challenge 3

First clunker of the year. A couple kills were solid, but it was an insurmountable task for me to care about any of the characters. #Horror365Challenge 2