If I had a 400 seat majority in the UK parliament I would not use it to do fascism. I would use it to actually help the British people by regaining control of Tomb Raider.

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

What’s the BBC done this time?

I’ll be the dissenting voice: the Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer looks bad

I remembered to pick up my pastry this time. The train is late though so, in exchange, I won’t be getting to the office on time

“AI didn’t fail. The person who approved this did” Yes, AI can never be at fault. It’s always the human that made the AI make a mistake. Just prompt better and then spend more time in QA! Duh!

Was Tim Davie just looking for an out? The speed of everything seems sus

Stellaris & CK3 nerds, is there a way to limit your time playing it? Like in settings? Grand strategy is my happy place, but I lose too much time to it and would like to at least micro-dose it a bit

So, you guys, what’s the 411? What have you all been up to? What is the hot gossip?

Boots is quite funny when it wants to be

Chrishell is leaving Selling Sunset? What happened there? She was the most important person on the cast!

I paid for, but forgot to pick up, my breakfast pastry before getting on this train. People will love grouchy me in the office

star trek: the next generation, but Computer has an obsequious attitude like ChatGPT picard: computer, locate commander data computer: that's a great idea, captain! it really shows initiative that you're seeking to locate a possible explanation for the behavior of the force fields. i can certainl-

I saw this post I didn't like, so I doodled this.

Has there been drama in the other place? I’m getting new followers and I never get new followers

How does a Pokémon game in this day and age not have any voice acting?

Him: How are you feeling? Me: Like I have Covid The answer is pretty straight forward every time

Who has Covid? 👋

Today had a lot of news, didn’t it?

Why do I live in a country with such awful weather? This isn’t what climate change promised!

Me 🤝 empowered women singing about being a slut in the bathroom of a club

Coding up interviews is both my favourite and most hated thing when doing research. It goes from insanely boring to incredibly interesting and back again in a heartbeat

No more Dubai chocolate please. I’ve seen enough and would like to move on to the next fad

I quite like myself here. I never share photos so tell me I’m a good boy

My position on flags? They are a US culture war import. Do better, patriotism isn’t a piece of cloth

Biggest takeaway: shareholders are human and will prioritise decisions that will help their own portfolio even if it hurts a company that have invested in Never seen that happen personally. Nope, never ever

More questions for for Design, UX, and Research people: is GWI still good for audience sizing in the UK?

Merry Mariah Carey lipsync day

Mariah Carey in Brighton? What’s next? Beyonce in Wolverhampton? There’s got to be some behind the scenes drama somewhere with this

Does anyone here have hotel recommendations for Tokyo? Bluesky feels like the exact right spot for expertise in this

Day 2 of FY26 planning. Woo! Partay!

Half way through planning day 1. They’ve ordered in Domino’s and I’ve run to Gail’s

For anyone in Design or UX that follows me, does Microsoft do an insight repository? Confluence is driving me insane and there’s no budget to buy something

Have we stopped using the term cost of living crisis? Has it fallen out of style? Or is it not a crisis anymore and it’s just real life? I need to know for my copy!

Has there been a song of the summer? Or it is really that Jet2 ad voice over?

It’s the most magical time of the year: the big planning meeting for FY26!

They fear he’s a DK Bonanza widower

AI is the new digital...erm, ok?

Happy London Pride to those who celebrate

If it you don’t have Dropout, you really should treat yourself. Cancel Netflix to pay for it or something

Such heat. Much melt

I hope whoever decided to apply managed decline to railways never knows AC in the summer

Take the train up to London? In this heat? It’s far less likely than you’d expect

The lesbians in Queer Ultimatum seem appropriately unhinged in their own fun way this year. I hope no one ends up actually being reasonable

Is it worth getting tickets to Brighton Pride before the prices go up?

It's good to talk!

It’s day 1200 and something of my streak on Duolingo and I’ve just delete the app after I started getting Portuguese words in my English and English words in my Portuguese

Wednesday is the tenth anniversary of the 2015 general election, where David Cameron made a successful re-election case for stability, heralding much the most volatile decade in British politics and government for a century

Well, I’m married now. What’s next?

I am the most powerful Millennial! I picked up the phone to talk to someone to solve a problem without even hesitating