Pro Wrestling GRIND returns to the VFW Ballroom in Florence, Massachusetts with #Stormbringer ! “No point running because it's coming your way” Tickets on sale now at grindpuro.eventbrite.com

MARCH. IM BUSY.

Myself and @ellefnvalentine.bsky.social

Not doing well, chief!

eh?

The ‘Nü Thing’ Elle Valentine makes here GRIND debut at #BraveNewWorld on Friday, Feb 27th!!

Whoever okay’d the Viking Berry flavor of Monster is my opp

I just know an apple turnover HATES to see me comin

Thank you guys so much 🥲 it means the world to be included with such talented people. 🖤

And away we go! #QWI200

Trying to jumpstart bookings for 2026! Would love to get out of the northeast for a bit. Hmu!

80% sexy 20% disgusting

JOHN OTTO…TAKE EM TO THE MATTHEWS BRIDGE 😤😤😤

And yes, I still do actually wrestle.

Anyway. Please follow the Nü account 🥲 www.instagram.com/ellefnvalent...

Having my IG hacked on Halloween seriously ruined my night BUT my Elisabeth costume s e r v e d

Wrestled two days in a row, ate my body weight in junk food after, called out of shoot job this morning. Thank god I sold merch this weekend lmao

Took an embarrassing amount of time to figure out how to put this weave together but sucking at something is the first step at being good at something right?

Careful what you say on a podcast, they might write it on your tombstone. @chilluminatipod.fm

If you’re standing in front of an empty seat on a crowded bus, you’re not a hero, you’re fucking annoying. Get out of my way

A little chat with me and Zone 3 about my Art in Print! www.zone3westernave.com/artinprint-2...

The internet convinced everyone that La Roche Posay is a good skincare brand and I am here to tell you that is propaganda, mama

Can you imagine if we saw that level of solidarity in the states? 🫠 if only

I’m really so emotional watching all the protests in the Philippines 😭 I LOVE BEING FILIPINO!!!! FILIPINOS DESERVE BETTER!!!!! ACAB!!!!! EAT THE RICH!!!!!!!!

CHILLBUBU (TM)- BOOTLEG CONSPIRACY ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Grab that questionable looking Labubu that’s $69 at the gas station. They might know some legit government secrets. Let them take over the world. It’s better this way. Find the full poster AND a Chillbubu to color for yourself at Patreon.com/chilluminatipod

I have had to see the most absolute dogshit takes over the past 48 hrs. Save me from this hell.

Slayer - Black Magic (1983)

How I look asking for people to go to the ren faire with me

Not being able to lift, wrestle, or move in general

Is it so wrong to believe that I deserve better than what I’ve been given?

Oh you thought I was kidding

Thought I was having a panic attack but I just needed a snack

Bullshit.

I truly need a baseball bat to the back, I think that would cure me.

I made a child cry today because I high fived him too hard

Yall mind if I go blonde?

I am such a little slut for fresh basil leaves.

This is Jiggly. I’m taking her everywhere I go now

BIG ASS ELLE STICKERS READY TO GO! be sure to pick one up next time you see me 🤠 @melectro.bsky.social is the best

Don’t fucking talk to me, my favorite set of gear has a hole right in the middle 🙃

Oh wow my back sure does hurt from that 3 hr drive *proceeds to do 2 cannonballs, 1 fisherman’s suplex, and a northern lights in my match later*

I regret to inform you that I’m sickening

ALLEYCATS🔥🗑️ Had a blast getting to revamp an old design for some fellows of the San Francisco Fire Dept. It was somehow the perfect prompt for me. Go Alleycats! Thanks for all that you do.

(TOOT)

charisma, uniqueness, nerve, talent

Preemptively calling out sick from work to deal with how small her face is

I take it personally when I don’t get fortune cookies in my Chinese takeout. I will unpack this in therapy.

Am I really about to enter my “gym at 5am” era because this 6 bar crowd meter at 7pm is foul